Kris: electric yiFAN, that explains why he's the COOL city guy. 
Puns Puns Puns they love me~

Luhan: heLU kitty. Mind. Blown.

Xiumin: Mini. *cackled*but XIUper ROCK HARD  ABS

Tao: Tao........TAO-sand Dollars GUCCI BEYBEH~

Lay: wait.. wait.. nakaLAYmutan ko nanaman!
(for those who iz nawt Pinoy, it mean "I forgot again!")

Chen: Jong. . .D-D-D-D-D-D-DAEnosaur!! xD HAHAHHA *chokes*

Suho: it's his first letter already... $uho..  [      $      ] *thats a dollarbill*

Kyungsoo: Kyung-ShOORT! *already writing my will before I die within one minute*

Baekh--*somebody tapped a/n* 

Me: oh Taehyung, why are you here??

Taehyung: Omma give this little note for you..

Me: From Baek--but I'm upda--*opens note, read note* 

" I heard you're writing something about us, I want mine to be BAEKHYUN- BAEutiful. Thanks Poitato."

Me: When did--- *Taehyung already gone, Teleported* -- oh well
*crumpled the paper and failed to shoot it in the bin*

Baekhyun: BAEu----wait no. . It should be. .. . BAEK-LA! BAEKLA! xD
('Bakla'it's a Pinoy word for GAY)

Chanyeol: Chan-TALL.. WOHOHOHO Oh my god--
*fading laughter while wiping tears*

Sehun: SE------npai.
*screaming at Sehun's ears still not noticed*

the end

Reader: A/n, Where's Kai's

A/N: wait..what do you mean there's no Kai's----OOOOHHH.. Kai's.... hold this Torch light we'll search for him.

Kai: *clears throat* I'm behind you?

A/N: *shrieked* WHO'S THERE!?

Reader: GHOST!?

Kai: *roll eyes*