The KIMS

The group both got 'Kim' as last name: Kim Namjoon, Kim Junmyeon

*Kris throws eggs at A/n to be noticed but failed, hits the window instead, everybody blamed Namjoon*

RM: WHAT!?

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The 'Omma' of the groups are 'KIM's too: Kim Seokjin, Kim Suho

*Kyungsoo loudly coughs like he got a toad in his throat in the background*

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KIMs in BTS are HYUNGS in height [RM], in voice [TY] and in age [JN]

while

KIMs in EXO are MAKNAES in height [SH,JD], in age [KAI] and in face [XM] 

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Both FAKE MAKNAES from the groups were KIMs.

The MINs

The one who got MIN on their names are the short ones who has abs: Jimin, Xiumin/Minseok

A/n: no yoongi... we're talking about the first names here.

Suga: you got no swaeg.. *walks away*

The PARKs

Exo: got a tower

BTS: got a tent

The HYUNs

Baekhyun & Taehyung, looks alike, both has HYUNS, both are beagles, both were loud. Mother & Daughter perhaps?  

The INs

Most of all, I observed... that all members from BTS x EXO that has 'IN' their names are freaking ovaries exploderly hot and fucking sexy.

A/n: Jimin, Xiumin, Jongin----*Suga stand next to Jongin*---Yoongi what the--

Suga: m + IN . . MIN suga. 

A/n: Hmmm. not bad. okay get in line---WOAAAHHHHHH Jin oppa, where do you think I'm going.

Jin: I have IN in my name....say...I am hot--

A/n: *cackled* nice try but were talking manl---

Jin: Mean

Luhan: i know how it feels bro.

Both Group has:

Unicorns = Hobi & Lay

Dogs = V & Baekhyun & Chen

Birds:
Angry Bird - Kris
Seagull - Jungkook
Duck - Rapmon

Alpaca - Jin & Ace (wait----ace?)

Cats - Jimin, Sehun, Xiumin

Talking about richness: 

Exo: They have Black Card.

BTS: They have Gold......en Kookie

Booties:

Both were maknae lines, both are dancers, one is a singer, one is a rapper. Ladies and Gentlemen: 

Oh Sehun & Park Jimin

Small but terrible Squad: 

Jongdae, Suga, Ji-----KYUNGSOO WHY ARE YOU KILLING EVERYONE ON THIS SQUAD!

Kyungsoo: I am the Squad. Me myself and *hears somebody's breathing, shoots it in the head*

Kyungsoo: ---I. I am the only small but terrible. MY SQUAD! 'I' SQUAD!! BWAHAHAHAH

A/n: *slowly runs away* shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit