Xiumin: Yeoboseyo?
*stared above until you answer back while munching something, only nods, "yes", "no", hangs the call*

Luhan: heLU KitTEhyyyy----hahaha i'm just kidding. Sup Babe, what is it? Wanna blow it like a flute? HAHAHA.. ohh *clear throats* yeah yeah not funny, sorry Jagiya.

Kris: this better be important, speak.. OH f---No. I'm not mad--I uhhh--hehe--Being sweet is not my style---no Jagi dont be m--Fine.. Fine.. I'm sorry. I love you~
*nervous chuckle*

Suho: Hey there my future Mrs. Kim..You free tonight? I'll be picking you up. at 4 this afternoon okay?
*flirty tone, chuckle*

Lay: uhhh who diz? new fOn. Yes? This is Yixing. Who diz? Y/FN?? *Your Whole Name*?? Wait..
*still remembering who were u again*

Baekhyun: Hello----*you were about to talk but her interrupts*
----it's me. I was wondering--*you tried to interrupt*
---if after all these years you'd like to meet?

Chen: *imitates operators tone and accent* The number you dial is out of coverage area. Please call because you'd been Jongdae'ed. HAHAHAHA hey there....whoa.. U mad?
HELLO?---is it me you're looking for I can see it in your eyes--hahaha.. Just messing with you. J-Jagi?
*you already hanged up like 5 seconds ago*

Chanyeol: YOOOOOOOOOO!! Y/N! YOU BETTER BELIEVE WHAT I SAW EARLIER!! HAHAHAHA WHEN I WAS AT THE---oh. You---you--are you okay?
*from happy enthusiastic face to blank and puzzled face*

Kyungsoo: This is Kyungsoo. What? I'm still cooking. You're coming?
*while pressing the phone between his tilted head to his shoulder while cooking*

Tao: What?? I'm on the spa right now. Call me later.
*hangs up the call*

Kai: Hello Laura I had fun last night. Hehehe--------what do you mean it's---OH SNAP! Y/N!!! I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU'RE---wait NO---HELLO???
*YOU hanged up the call*

Sehun: Hey there Jagiya, are you doing alright? Yeah? What is it? Hmmm~? Yes I'm fine.
*SURPRISE! All sweet and shit that makes u cringe*