Taehyung: Hello? This is Taehyung.

Taehyung: Do you sell eyeliners?

Taehyung: I would like to order the newest released stock of march 2016 winter cold eyeliner--Because my mom's eyeliner got broken. And can you send it directly today because my mom, she's kinda like a monster if she knew what happened--

Voice: Taehyung..

Taehyung: Yes? How much is the ey--

Voice: This is me. Your mom speaking.

Taehyung: . . . .

Baekhyun: Now....TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MARCH 2016 WINTER COLD EYELINER EDITION ! WAIT TILL I GET HOME MIST--

Taehyung: SORRY WRONG NUMBER! THANK YOU! BYE. *hangs the call*

RM: SO?

Taehyung: Hehehe. It's my mom whom I called.

RM: Uh--oh, bro I'm really sorry-

Taehyung: No. It's okay. I'm already dead anyways--- (O u O)