Xiumin: *who just woke up* *walking zombie to the kitchen* *went to the counter with his coffee*

Xiumin: *breathes aroma* Hmmmm.. The smell of coffee in the morning *about to sip*

Jungkook: *pops out of the counter* Baby baby geudaeneun caramel macchiato

Xiumin: . . .

Jungkook: Yeojeonhi nae ipgaen geudae hyanggi dalkomhae

Xiumin: wtf

Jungkook: Baby baby tonight

Xiumin: *froze with the coffee still in his mouth level*

Jungkook: *slowly leans on his ears, whispers* good morning hyungwholookslikemyGDsenpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jungkook: *creepily walks away while locking eyes with him* Bye

Xiumin: uh--what the-