Jimin: Expect this year 2016. There will be no abs.

Meanwhile.... 

You: *was spazzing BTS updates*

*saw him performing No More Dream at March 2016 at your SNS, saw his ABS still chiseled and visible*

*shocked while pulling away from seat*

*threw your laptop*

*burned you cellphone*

*jumped of the cliff like a butterfly*

*fell into ocean*

*met a dolphin*

*told dolphin to bring you to Seoul*

*arrived at Seoul*

*feeds dolphin your goldfish as a thank you*

*went to Big Hit Bldg*

*run to the practice room*

*saw Jimin*

*pushed Jimin to wall*

*slap him*

*inhales powerfully*

"I TRUSTED YOU MADAFAKUHHHHHR!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!!" *shrieking like a sorethroated Trex* 

*cries uglily*

*rageously licks your lips around*

*devirginized his lips*

*flips him facing you his back*

*crouched*

*slaps his booty left and right HARRRRD*

*slaps it again for the last time*

*devirginized lips twice, sloppily*

*pulled away*

*went out the practice room*

*took selfy with CEO BANF*

*escaped the bldg*

*running back to the ocean*

*called Ariel to sent you home*

*arrived at home*

*took your thrown laptop*

*spilled water to burning phone*

*starts spazzing again*