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Jin: jo bhi ho, hum kabhi alag nahi honge!!

Jungkook: humari ekta misaal banegi-

Bangtan dorm recieves a parcel~

Jin: kya aaya jimin?

Jimin: isme to baby-

Hobi: meri baby hai kya? Reply nahi kiya to ghar aa gayi?? Sachhi?? Itniii khushhhhiiiii!!!

Jimin: Nahiiii isme bAby-

Jungkook: ISME BABY HAI? U MEAN BACCHA? U MEAN SHAITAN KA ROOP? U MEAN JO NAAK MEIN DUM KAR DETE HAI?

Taehyung: bacche ki baat kar raha hai Ya khud ki?

Yogi: Lekin ye baccha hai kiska?

*Everyone Looks at jin*

Jin: MERI TARAF KYUN DEKH RAHE HO?

Yogi: aaP bade ho-

Taehyung: humare guru ho-

Jimin: but guys-

Jin: MUJHE TO LAGTA HAI JUNGKOOK KA HOGA, VO SHAALU KE SAATH KIYA THA 9 MAHINE PEHLE-

Jungkook: I USE PROTECTION, AAP HI NAHI USE KARTE, CHANDANI KO BHUL GAYE??

Jin: MENE HI TO USE KARNA SIKHAYA THA, CHANDANI KO BEECH ME MAT LAA-

Jimin: we never asked for these details.

Taehyung: aur ab ekta ka kya hua?

Hobi: lagi hogi naagin 4 me.

Jimin: Guys isme baby PRODUCTS hai.

*Silence*

Yogi: ab ye kiske future baby ke hai?

*Namjoon enters hall*

Namjoon: Are mere baby products Aa gaye?

Hobi: TU PREGNANT HAI NAMU??

Namjoon: What?? Noooo!! Ye to padosi ke baby hua uske liye hai! Especially famaxon se mangaye hai!!

*Silence*

Jimin: bhai pehle bata dete, kuch logo ki pol khul gayi aaj to!!!

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