Turns out 'a newbie' cannot enter Chaturn even when there is a hole in the glass window. I kick one part of the Omnitrix shaped decoration off a column into the sky. I jump off the edge landing on my legs, safely out of the civilians view. I did some more exploring in this strangely green techy city until a huge and gigantic sign pops up in my view.

"Ben 10 Fan Fiction," I read out loud. "...A realm named Ben 10 Fan Fiction?" I raise my brows. "It doesn't have the last bit a realm name usually has." I use magic on the gigantic sign. "BTFFheim..." I rub my chin looking up towards the blank sign. "Perhaps it will catch on."

I replace the words with 'BTFFheim' complete with a Omnitrix in the first part of the 'b'.

I am well aware what a Omnitrix is because Tony and Bruce both had lengthy discussions about making such a device capable of turning people into different creatures kept inside within a DNA storage part. I saw a young boy in trousers, a brown navy cut hair, and shirtless practicing to make a firesome shield. A name above him read 'Madha51'.

So I approach Madha51.

"Hello," I said. "I am Loki and I have no idea how to make edits."

"Oh, that is easy," Madha51 said. "Click on contribute at the right hand corner,select new page,title it, select what template toy want for the page, and then hit create."

"The problem is I am not on a computer," I said. "I am in the website. To me it is a realm and there are aliens roaming around, gigantic buildings, flying creatures in the air, and a board claiming in order to speak with others in Chaturn I need edits."

"Have you talked with SpeedyTARDIS?" Madha51 asks.

"No," I lied.

"You sure?" Madha51 said.

"Pretty sure," I lied, again.

"Why your description sounds like a scene ripped out of one of her old series episodes," Madha51 explains. "If this were a realm then you might need this," Madha51 hands me a datapad. It is similar to an Ipad except it is more mobile and light. "That I believe will help you."

Madha51 looks up, surprised, very surprised.

"What in the name of Alien X got in Isc100's mind changing the logo?" Madha51 said, in shock.

I turn around.

"It looks fine," I said.

"You can't see what BTFF stands for," Madha51 said. "Visitors don't just check the url when coming across our sacred ground; they look at the logo! I must go tell Isc100 what mistake has been done!"

Madha51 darts towards Chaturn leaving me to the ipad device.

"Hm..." I said. "What do I call this?"

One idea came up into my mind; the guide.

There is a square power button below the screen.

I click on the power button.

"Hello," The guide said as the screen beeps to life. "I am your guide to the world of Ben 10 Fan Fiction."

"-Heim," I correct the guide.

"Your profile is incomplete," The guide said. "Would you like to edit your profile?"

"Sure," I said.

I am transported to a vacant lot.

"How would you describe yourself to a random person?" The guide asks.

"I am the god of Mischief, Prince of Asgard, and the master of magic," I said. "Right now I am intending to explore this realm and perhaps map it out in case any other Asgardians-being Thor-wonder into this realm and do not know their way around."

A cottage appears in the vacant lot.

Yet the cottage lacks doors and windows.

"Favorite color?" The guide asks.

"Green," I said.

"Favorite color?" The guide asks.

"I said green," I remind the guide.

"Favorite alien?" The guide asks.

"I do not have a favorite alien," I said. "Aliens and I do not fair well."

"Favorite alien?" The guide asks,again.

"I just told you!" I said. "I do not have a 'favorite' alien!"

There is a pause between us.

"Favorite Ben 10 series?" The guide asks.

"None," I said. "But ask me one more time and I am breaking you into pieces."

"Who suggested this website to you?" The guide asks.

"Not a mortal," I said. "I found it during a random pass through a portal."

"How old are you?" The guide asks.

"One thousand years old," I said, watching a path way appear at where the front door should be.

"Favorite drink?" The guide asks.

"Tea," I said.

"Favorite seat?" The guide asks.

"A comfortable seat," I said, seeing two windows appear.

"Hobbies?" The guide asks.

"Mischief," I said. "You know what, I will make the cottage myself!"

I create a marvelous door, a brilliant back yard,a back yard pool complete with back yard chairs and towels including swimming gear. I make the inside of the rather small cottage fit for its design to my best skill. I make a kitchen appear at the far right hand corner of building. Across from the kitchen I made wooden tiles underneath the dining table with one table and four chairs. I gave the cottage lights at where there should be necessary. A long hall is made between the left hand side of the building and the right hand side that takes a quick turn to the left into the main bedroom. Across from the bedroom I create a restroom. I made a living room, a laundry room, and a closet.

"There," I said, lowering my hands in relief. "My temporary living space in this realm."

Quite proud of how it turned out.

"Do you have a series?" The guide asks.

I look down towards the ipad themed device.

"No," I said. "I do not have a book series."

"If you want to chat with others in real time then you must make a series," The guide said. "25 edits and 15 main space edits."

I sigh.

"Right," I said. "What do you mean by series?"

"Your own fictional world of characters dealing with aliens," The guide explains. "Most series on Ben 10 Fan Fiction feature humans with watches concealing alien DNA and having to fight of a evil antagonist who wants their watch or has a plan in mind that is not good. Most of the series start with a character name and the number of aliens or their age right beside them such as Brandon 10."

"...Well, I am not here to make a series," I said.

"You have to make one," The guide said. "Episodes and all. Episodes are much like chapters except they have more going on and are normally not short. They are typically like individual book installments that share continuity between events except condensed in the format length of a episode that normally runs for 42 minutes."

"So they read their stories over and over and over to see if they hit the 42 minute mark?" I ask.

"No," The guide said. "The main theme or problem is solved within the episode except if it were a parter. The problem takes several episodes to be resolved. "

"A parter?" I ask.

"Two parters,three parters, four partys-" The guide lists but I interrupt at the last part.

"Oh, so story archs," I interrupt.

"Correct," The guide said.

"...But do they throw four parties after three parters?" I ask.

"No," The guide said. "That was a slip up. Also some of the main humans half alien DNA heritage is often revealed by the second series or second season if the writer keeps it under wraps for so long."

"I will make 15 episodes," I said. "And my series will be called The Idiots Omnitrix 25."