Sorry I didn't upload anything in a while BUT I HAVE A GOOD REASON! My watt pad broke so I deleted it and tried to reinstall it but it wouldn't install, so I thought "hey, lets write a oneshot in my notes so then when I get my phone checked, I'll be able to upload." But my phone broke completely and it wouldn't turn on and yesterday I went to the Apple Store to get it fixed and they had to COMPLETELY restart my phone so all my photos, music (which is the important one) and notes were deleted. So I'm writing this from memory of what I remember writing.

Also, I got the book All My Sons which is the book Tyler named Twenty Øne Pilots after.

Ps. I have a Tumblr now so if you want to stalk me there, you can.

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BRENDON'S P.O.V:

I walked into Ryan -my boyfriend- and I's special effects class with Ryan's hand in mine. It was early morning and half the students looked dead. We both sat on our usual seat and waited for class to start. The tall kid who sits next to me walked in looking like a train wreck. His t-shirt was stained, his backpack was falling, and in his left hand was two cans of Starbucks coffee and in the other one was a can of Monster and a large flask. Even though he looked like he had gotten ran over but the bus, he still looked hot.

Ryan and I were looking to 'expand' our relationship, I guess you could say. We both had a crush on him even though we were dating each other.

The tall boy sighs, sitting next to me on my left. He opens the flask and opens one of the coffee cans. He pours the entire can in, eyes looking dead.

Me and Ryan try to not pay attention but when we heard another can opening, we turned our glance to him, raising our eyebrows. He had opened both the Monster energy and the other Starbucks coffee and poured both in at the same time. At this moment Ryan and I were more than intrigued.

After he poured the both cans, he closes the flask lid and shakes it. After a few seconds he opens the lid, sighing before muttering, "I am going to die." He was about to drink it when Ryan spoke.

"Don't drink it!" Ryan yelled, getting a few weird looks but people continued on with their own thing. I kept staring at him, shocked. The tall boy raised an eyebrow at Ryan. "The amount of caffeine in that could kill you!" Ryan exclaimed. The boy shrugged and downed the entire thing.

"He's fucking crazy." I thought to myself.

I kept looking at him, shocked. He soon finished the entire bottle, he wiped the side of his mouth with his hand and looked at us.

"So what are your names?" He asked, fiddling with his fingers.

'Good to see caffeine still works.'

Because Ryan was frozen, I decided to speak. "I'm Brendon and he's Ryan." I smiled.

"Dallon." He replied, bring his shaky hand forward for me to shake. I shook his hand, feeling a slight vibration go through me.

I was about to speak when the professor walked in and Dallon payed his attention to him.

Deciding to speak to him after class, I turned my attention to the professor as well.

After class, before I could even speak to Dallon, he had run off. Ryan and I were putting out stuff away when we noticed a piece of paper with out names on it.

@ Ryan and Brendon, Hey! I just met you two and this is crazy, but here's my number, call me maybe?

702-276-038

"Wow, dad. I can't believe you wrote an old song to get dad and papa." Amelie laughed, she and Knox had asked on how Ryan, Dallon and I had met.

"Hey! That's an amazing song!" Dallon defended from where he was in the kitchen, getting ice cream for everyone. Ryan and I chuckled.

"Dad, I can't believe you actually drank Monster and coffee mixed together." Knox said in amusement, when Dallon came back to the living room with a tray full of bowls.

"Believe it, kiddo." He said, passing everyone their bowl of ice cream.

"Will you do it again?" Knox asked, both his and Amelie's eyes were wide and it wasn't 9 in the afternoon.

"Absolutely not." Dallon said, eating his ice cream. The kids pouted and Ryan and chuckled cuddling in his side.

Who knew me, my boyfriend and the idiot who drank Monster and coffee together would live with each other and have kids?

[A/N: I'm planning on ending this book at 50 (maybe) oneshots and then you guys can vote on whichever one you want for me to turn into a story. Then I'll make a volume two of this maybe.]