his eventful day ended with texting the girl on the other side of their messages. he plopped onto his bed and put one arm behind his neck to prop up his head with his phone in front of his face. a little voice in the back of his head told him that the close distance between the glowing screen and his eyes would eventually damage is vision so (like the nerd he was because what the hell he goes to bed at like, 8:30?) he held it farther away.

with that, he opened the app and stared at the loading screen, that was taking way longer than it usually did.
so then he exited the app and got back in, waiting another while for the app to load.

the boy groaned, smacking his phone due to the app's stupid glitching. surprisingly, that worked, and he was able to message his internet friend again. 

-explodeahoe

yo

[username]

ass or boobs?

bakugou's eyes widened at the sudden and extremely inappropriate message that had popped up on his screen.
was this girl a pervert or was she just weird?
or both?

-explodeahoe

what?

[username]

iTS FOR SCIENCE

[username]

a$$ 🍑 or bobs ( . ) ( . )

-explodeahoe

neither

[username]

tHATS NOT AN OPTION

[username]

unless ur gey ;))

[username]

the ash blonde stared at his phone in bewilderment that faded away into anger. what was up with this girl and her strange obsession with assuming that he was gay? he was sure as hell attracted to girls.

he pressed on the response tab, but the keyboard didn't pop up. of course.

he exited the app and got back in, waited for it to load, finally opened the message back up, and pressed the response bar again and finally getting the keyboard to pop up. 

-explodeahoe

IM NOT FUCKING GAY

-explodeahoe

CALL ME GAY ONE MORE TIME
AND ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
YOU DUMBASS BITCH

-explodeahoe

I JUST DONT CARE ABOUT
EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

[username]

lies. youre a male.

[username]

unless you're asexual

[username]

look, when a sexc girl walks by
what do you look at? her bobs or her booty?

-explodeahoe

ass i guess.
i dont even care!

[username]

see? that wasn't hard!

the fiery red eyed male rolled his eyes in irritation. why did this dumb girl even want to know? or care? she was so fucking weird and it pissed him off.

the boy exited the app and went into his app folder labeled 'games', swiping to the last column of his collection.

he sighed and pressed the app labeled 'minecraft'.

[username]

anyways, whats up?

he slid the notification bar down and pressed reply so that he didn't have to exit the app and stare at the long loading process.

-explodeahoe

playing minecraft. you?

he pressed through the buttons that led to him creating a new world and choosing between survival or creative. after a solid ten seconds of debating, he pressed the survival option. because from his limited knowledge, survival sounded a lot harder than whatever the fuck creative was. 

it took a couple of minutes for him to understand what was going on, such as how to chop down trees with the avatar's weird block arm and open up his menu.
part of him was beginning to become irritated with the game since he had no understanding of how to play.

[username]

dID YOU SAY WHAT
I THINK YOU SAID?

[username]

YOU DOWNLOADED
MINECRAFT?

katsuki rolled his eyes at her messages. why was she so suprised at the fact that he was playing some stupid game that she enjoyed, apparently?

-explodeahoe

so what?

after a few minutes, and getting blown up by a dumb creeper, he closed the app and opened anon back up- seeing a message request that he was not notified about.

[ MESSAGE REQUEST FROM
yourmomstinks ]

he clicked on it, highly intrigued due to the dumbass username.

yourmomstinks

I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. That's why I don't feed my kids. It's dangerous. Now, plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but it is not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, that's your problem, but as a parent, I feel as if the government has no right to force me to feed my kids.

yeah, he was most definitely blocking the dumbass extra who had sent him that stupid piece of shit message. he pressed the back button and of course, the app was glitching once again.

"what the fuck is your damn issue today?" he seethed, smacking his phone with his bed in anger.

[username]

dude ok so change of subject
real quick

[username]

so listen ik ur not all gucci
in the coochie with telling me ur
identity or whatever

[username]

[username]

butt can we exchange numbers
because ngl this app bugs out too
much and i am not very FOND OF IT

-explodeahoe

why are you asking for
my number NOW all
of a sudden?

[username]

because im tired of putting up
with ANONS shit!!!!!!! all day today
ive been trying to deal with the dumb
bugs but i am nOT OKAY!!!!!

bakugou found it hilarious that the girl was 'angry' or whatever the hell that was, but he did agree with her statement as well. due to the amount of users the app had, it was way too buggy.

-explodeahoe

alright whatever i guess

-explodeahoe

dont go giving my number
to whatever dumb ass friends
you have irl

-explodeahoe

xxx-xxx-xxxx

he put his phone down and sat patiently on his bed for his phone to vibrate or something to signal that he had gotten a new message, but nothing came.

so he waited a few more minutes.

then a couple more minutes.

then it finally vibrated.

he instantly lifted up his phone, but instead of an imessage message- it was an anon message.

[username]

gtg

edited by sun-blossoms