Chapter 20 - Would You Rather/Touch My Body/Whisper Challenge

That Saturday, I was getting ready to film a video with Sam. He was sitting next to me on the hotel bed with my camera in front of us.

"Hello my beautiful fans, this is Eleanor Valentine here with a new video!" I exclaimed.

"And hello everyone, this is Sam Pottorff here on that video..." Sam smiled at the camera.

"For our collab, we've decided to play a game of would you rather. We have ten would you rather questions that you asked us, and we will both answer which we would rather do."

"First question, Eleanor. Would you rather live one life that lasts one thousand years or live ten lives that last one hundred years each?"

"I think I'd live ten lives that are one hundred years each, because if you were more than a couple hundred years old, you wouldn't be able to do anything. Plus, what if you didn't like the life you had? With ten lives, you could try nine more times."

"I'd choose that too. Once you hit over one-hundred-something years old, you wouldn't be able to do much."

"Second question, would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of sandpaper?"

"Vinegar eye drops could hurt your eyes, and that could damage your sight.. Sandpaper toilet paper would just hurt your butt. That's what I'd choose."

"Yeah, that wouldn't hurt as much."

"Would you rather live without elbows or knees?"

"Um.. They're both pretty important. You wouldn't be able to eat without elbows. Someone would have to feed you. I'd go without knees."

"But you wouldn't be able to get up without knees."

"It would be hard, but you could do it."

"I guess I'd live without knees too.."

"Would you rather experience a sharp pain in your side every time someone says your name or have a bell sound every time you're aroused?"

"Well that would alert someone when I have a boner, wouldn't it?"

"I think so."

"People say my name more often then I'm aroused.. People wouldn't know what the bell would mean, would they? I'd go with that."

"Yeah, me too, I think."

"I've heard of this one.. Number five, would you rather have sex with a goat without anyone knowing or not have sex with a goat when everyone thinks you did?"

"I'd rather people not think I had sex with a goat, so I would have sex with a goat without anyone knowing."

"Yeah, I don't want people to think I fuck goats."

"Even though the other choice means you would."

"True. I guess I'd pick that anyways."

"Next one.. Would you rather never be able to speak again or always have to say everything that's on your mind?"

"I'd never speak again, done."

"I could learn sign language. I'm saying the same."

"Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?"

"I'd be naked in Antarctica. I can't stand being hot."

"I think you'd freeze to death."

"And you'd die from dehydration in the desert."

"I'm doing with desert anyways. I can take heat."

"This one is only for me.. It's would you rather wear a push-up bra all day, every day or wear stiletto heels all day, every day? I'd rather wear the push up bra, because I would not be able to stand wearing uncomfortable shoes.. That's just not me."

"Would you rather be able to read or read minds and be illiterate?"

"Reading minds is a plus and a minus because you wouldn't want to know everything someone is thinking about. The truth hurts.. Plus, I need to know how to read."

"Same here.. Wow, we've had all of the same answers.."

"Would you rather never laugh again or never film a YouTube video again?" He asked.

"Okay, things just got serious.."

"You've got to answer. It's not like it will become true."

"I know. I choose never laughing again. I need my fans and my fans need me. I need YouTube."

"Yeah, I need YouTube too. I would never laugh again. I love laughing, but YouTube is more important. You don't need to show you're having fun by laughing. You can still have fun without laughing."

"That's true. Well, I guess that ends our Would you rather video. That was fun.."

"It was. We should collab again sometime.."

"We should, but that's it for this week's video. Go like, subscribe, and I'll see you guys.. next week!"

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The next Saturday, I was getting ready to do my collab with Jc. It was going to be hilarious. I picked a challenge that is going to be really funny to see his reaction. I haven't told him yet.

"Hello my beautiful fans, this is Eleanor Valentine here with a new video," I smiled, "I'm here with Jc Caylen!"

"Hello everybody," he said with no expression, "what challenge are we doing?"

"We're doing the touch my body challenge.."

"Oh god, no."

"Yes. It's going to be interesting."

"Yes it will be.."

"Do you want to start with the blindfold?"

"Sure," he grabbed the blindfold from my hands and put it on.

I stood up and had him touch my thigh. He pulled his hand away almost immediately and yelled, "WAS THAT YOUR BOOB!?"

"Final answer?" He nodded, "it was my thigh."

"God, that was scary. I didn't know what you were doing for a minute."

"Next one," I told him and held up my hand. I grabbed his hand with my other one and rubbed his finger in between my pointer and middle finger.

"What the fuck is that?"

"That's what you have to guess."

"Wait.. Is that the space between your two fingers?"

"Yeah. You got it."

"Now for the next one," I laughed, putting his finger on the inside of my elbow when I bent it.

"It that your asshole!?"

"No."

"Oh! It's the inside of your elbow?"

"Fuck, you got that right too."

"How many are we doing?"

"Five."

"Ugh, two more.."

I placed his finger onto my earlobe. He guessed that right away, so I put his finger onto my cheek.

"Is that your ass cheek?"

"No, it's a different kind."

"Just your cheek?"

"Yeah. Four out of five."

"That's it for me. Your turn," he took the blindfold off and handed it to me.

I put it on, and I was scared. He took my hand and placed it so,ethers on his body. I could tell it was his heel. It was, so he did the next one.

"Is that the inside of your elbow? No! It's your armpit!"

"Yeah," he told me, placing my finger at the next body part.

"Is that your elbow?"

"No, it's my knee," I got it wrong. He placed my finger where it felt like it was wet. I pulled my finger away, saying, "that's your tongue!"

"It is.."

He took my hand to a different place on his body. I guessed it right away, "that's your nipple.."

"Four out of five," he told me as I took the blindfold off.

"That wasn't that bad."

"You're not the one that though you were touching a taken girl's boob, then touching her asshole."

"Yeah, sorry for the scare. I just wanted to see your reaction."

"You did and it wasn't funny to me," he crossed his arms, then broke into laugher after I stared him down.

"Well, I think that's all for today's video. I'll see you guys, next week!"

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The next week, August 3rd, we were still in Las Vegas as well as Luke was. I got to see him, but I left being with him to make my video with the one and only Mikey Murphy.

"Hello my beautiful fans, this is Eleanor Valentine here with a new video. I'm here with," I started.

"Mikey Murphy," Mikey answered.

"I'm excited to do a challenge with you, Mikey."

"I'm excited to find out what that challenge is."

"Well I'm going to tell you what that challenge is if you aren't able to tell," I told him, whispering.

"Are we going the whisper challenge?"

"We are," I grabbed headphones and handed them to him."

I turned the music to a high volume after I plugged it into my phone. I could even hear the music because it was so loud.

"I," I started.

"I?"

"Had," I went on.

"Had?"

"Fun."

"Fun?"

"Yesterday."

"What?"

"Yesterday," I repeated.

"Yesterday?"

I nodded, "on."

"On?"

"My."

"My?"

"Birthday."

"Birthday?"

"Yeah, you got it," I told him as he took the headphones off.

"That was easy since you were annunciating it pretty well."

"You should try to annunciate yours well too."

"I'll try."

I put the headphones on. After two tries on the last word, I got his: "we are filming on your channel."

"That was easy too."

"We'll do one more round of random sentences, then we will do tweets. I'll say some of yours for you to guess and vice versa."

"Got it."

I told him: you, are, going, to, lose, this, challenge. On his first guesses, he said: you, are, doing, to, booze, this, cabbage. I laughed at some of his answers, but he got it right after a few tries.

He was trying to tell me: I, want, to, wish, you, a, happy, belated, birthday. On my first guesses, I said: I, want, to, whisk, you, a, happy, related, Thursday.

We both laughed at "happy related Thursday". I am not very good at reading lips, just to say it simply.

The tweet of his that I had picked out was: "My hair is so long. I love it." I had just scrolled through and picked a random one.

He put the head phones on and I told him what tweet I was doing. He looked confused as he asked, "my bear is the thong, I love it?"

I shook my head no before he guessed again,"oh! It's 'my hair is so long. I love it.' I remember that tweet."

"My turn," I told him, grabbing the headphones and putting them on. Beside You was playing in my phone. I was listening to the music, with my eyes closed. Mikey had to hit me to get my attention. I turned towards him and he told me what my tweet was.

"New bid on this kid? What?" I took the headphones off.

"No.. You're close. Try again," he told me before I put the headphones back on.

"Oh! New vid with is kid! That was after the first video I did with Connor. Speaking of, I will be doing a collab with him next week."

"Is it my turn again?"

"Yeah. This will be the last time."

"Okay," he put the headphones on.

"Thanks for being on my channel," I told him.

"Thanks for peeing on my camel?!"

"No, no.." I shook my head, "thanks for being on my channel."

"Thanks for being on my channel?" I nodded my head, and he took the headphones off and stopped the music.

"Wow, that music was loud.." He mentioned, "and thank you for having me on your channel. I've wanted to meet you and collab with you for a while."

"Me too. In the past few months, I've got to collab with a lot of people. I love it."

"Yeah, I like collabs too. They're always fun."

"But I guess that's the end of this week's video. Next week, I'll be here with Connor fucking Franta for the second time! But, I'll see you guys then! Bye!"

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