Nightmare...

https://youtu.be/LjPw5RM52Is

SIREN Commissar Kevin: FOX 2!!!

Back to the starting point... This time I could recognize most of them, along with a SIREN Kevin... Missile Barrage... I'm in control now...

Ezra: Take cover!!!

They all quickly take cover as the buildings to heavy damage.

Nagato: LOOK OUT!!! ANOTHER BARRAGE!!!

Akashi: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Warspite: Everyone! Attack him at the distance, going up close is suicide!

Enterprise: Kevin!!! Please don't do this!!!

Essex: Forget him, Enterprise! It's not him anymore!!!

Ezra: Michael! The Coastal Defenses!

Michael: It's on!

All SSMs, SAMs, CIWS, along with some Sentry Guns and Dispensers. Along with two Experimental Weapons we snatched from the Xenonauts and Halo. Mk.2 Checkmate and Heatwave (Halo Infinite).

SIREN Commissar Kevin: Tch. That's all you wanted to play!? Fine!

He fired a flare while fighting with Bismark and Tirpitz! And then... A Warcries...

SIREN Shipgirls: FOR THE EMPRESS!!! FOR THE SIREN EMPIRE!!!

SIREN Empress: Prepare for your demise, Azur Lane!

Flags of the SIRENs along with Mass-Produced Ships... Oh shit... He was baiting us!!!

Hood: Oh no...

Nimi: He called reinforcements!!! It's a full-scale siege!!!

Richard: Shit! We're surrounded!

Le Temeraire: AHHHHHHH!!! THE DARK FORCES HAVE SURROUNDED US!!!

Michael: Mein Gott... We're fucked...

Prince of Wales: Hold them back! Ezra! Hurry and-

Ezra: Destroyers, Hunt down enemy Submarines and Harass the Enemy! Use your Speed to Evade! Cruisers, Provide fire support for the Destroyers and maintain Anti Air combat! Carriers, provide Air Support to everyone! Battleships and Battlecruisers, Focus on the enemy Battleships, Carriers, and Enforcers, along with Kevin! Repair ships provide Medical Care for any Wounded Shipgirls! Submarines, do the same as the Battleships, try not to get spotted! Make sure not to get hit by the Commissar's Missiles or your death will be instant!

All Shipgirls: YES CAPTAIN! (Eagle & Royal) / JAWOHL KAPITÄN! (Iron) / はいキャプテン! (Sakura) / OUI CAPITAINE! (Iris & Vichya)

They all immediately take action. The Destroyers were able to sink the Submarines while distracting the rest of the Crusiers... The Commissar redirects their attacks, ignoring the Destroyers harassing them. But the Crusiers were able to destroy more of their Mass-produced ships, the Commissar orders the Executor Class SIRENs to attack the Crusiers, and it works well for him... As he kept firing SS-N-19 Shipwreck and SS-N-33 Zircon Missiles. The CIWS along with the SAMs were able to intercept many of the Shipwreck Missiles with the rest dodged while the Zircons took 5 CIWS and 2 SAMS out... And managed to kill...

Warspite: YOUR MAJESTY!!!

Hood: He killed our Queen!!!

Nagato: D-Did he just...

Richard: He just... evaporated Taihou...

Queen Elizabeth: ... Captain... Save... Ever... Everyone... *Dies*

Queen Elizabeth... She died in my hands...

Michael: No time to mourn, Ezra! We got to neutralize the kid!

When I heard he Evaporated Taihou... There might be still that old Cold-Hearted Sniper in there... A Slim Chance to save him... SSMs fired at the Carriers and Battleships, taking out 15% of the total Backliners.

The Battleships and Battlecruisers have done greatly thanks to their new weapons for the riggings, many of their Carriers and Battleships were shot down, but they were able to destroy the rest of the Coastal Defenses. Leaving the base defenseless.

Cruisers and Destroyers go on hit-and-run tactics. Torpedos, Main Guns, Secondary Guns, SSMs Markers, the Main fighting forces of the SIRENs fought back, with the Commissar killing Shipgirls after Shipgirls, after revealing an opening...

And then... The ammo supply is running low as we're now fighting the Aces... Arbiter: Lovers VI, Arbiter: The Empress III and Kevin himself, the SIREN Commissar or Enforcer X: North Star. With a lot of surviving Executor Classes. For us, the shipgirls that died in this Battlefield are: Lexington, Saratoga, Hyuuga, Ise, Odin, Georgia as she screamed "Not Again!!!", Rodney, Nelson, Drake, Seattle, San Diego, Dido, Sirius, Yukikaze, Allen M Summer, Hiyou, Junyou, Centaur life was exchanged for my survival, And this time... He killed Enterprise with a single blow by his last Shipwreck Missile... She gave up fighting...

Worse... The Shipgirls are now retreating, with a Shattered Morale as he managed to Kill FDG, Bismarck, a couple of Submarines, Hood, Nagato... And Poor Unicorn... He snapped her neck with a powerful kick... We're fighting against Kevin, the other two went after the rest of the Shipgirls...

Luckily, he runs out of missiles and is fighting us with his weapons... Until I noticed, the Executor Class... just disappeared...

Only for a Spear went through me... With a scream...

Michael & Richard: EZRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

SIREN Commissar Kevin: Good. That's one less Loose End.

No... Please not the-!!! Wait... I saw to my right... Myself with purple eyes, and with full black Uniform.

???: Think of a better plan next time.

Ezra: H-Huh...?

*BANG!!!*

Real-World...

Ezra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Not again... *Sniff* He did the General Shepard Betrayal on me again... It's showing it to be real... And I saw a Shadow version of myself... What if-

*Phone Rings*

Speak of the Devil... I took the phone and pressed call on my smartphone, If you wanna ask, is Samsung. Kevin prefers iPhones.

Ezra: Hello?

Michael: *Phone* It's Michael.

Ezra: Hey. What's the matter?

Michael: *Phone* I've managed to arrest Surcouf, although she managed to escape. I would advise you to be careful, as more Iris Shipgirls are coming and likely waiting for the right moment to kill Richelieu. Likely I'll be asking both Frau Leipzig and Nurnberg for assistance. If they can't, Frau Warspite along with Frau HMS Neptune will...

Ezra: If they can't?

Michael: *Phone* Well, I suppose the Brooklyn, New Orleans, Takao, or the P Class.

Ezra: And if it's not them?

Michael: *Phone* My Last hopes are the Lexington and Shoukaku Classes.

Ezra: If that all else fails?

Michael: *Phone* ... You could say I'm fucked.

Ezra: Well shit. You're an Ex-FBI and an Ex-Ironblood. Think of something.

Michael: *Phone* Haha. Real funny. Anyways, report if you've found her. Viel Glück. "Good Luck."

And then off. I got off my bed and suited up. Along with some weapons just for safety. I open the reinforced door to my office... And guess what?

Surcouf: Bonjour, Com-man-dant.~

The Lust-filled Pervert...

Ezra: What the fuck do you want?

Surcouf: You didn't spend time with me! And when I'm going to sleep with you, it's locked shut! You wouldn't accept your punishment... And now it's time.

Ezra: I have my ways. Leave at once, or my Ironblood Interrogator will deal with you.

She flinched when I said that.

Surcouf: That Ironblood... Non! As long I have you, I won't be afraid of that Ironblood playing his strings on you!

She thinks that I've been used by Michael to help the Ironblood and Nanaki... In reality, it's the opposite, he's hunting both the Ironblood and Nanaki, that other Nazi Scum.

Ezra: I have my faith in him. You were planning to rape me I bet?

Surcouf: Maybe... Maybe not... Who knows?~

Bitch, I can smell your fucking bullshit, better than the Yom Kippur War.

Surcouf: So... I've heard your scream... A Nightmare I bet?~

Ezra: My own Good Friend turned into a SIREN Commissar, so what?

Surcouf: ... If that's the case, I can ease your pain! Let's be together... Besides, it's just a Nightmare, I can ease your Stress!~

Yeah... No. My Experience in Jerusalem said otherwise.

Surcouf: Now come here.~

I took out my Pistol, I still have my Jericho 941, now loaded with .45 ACP, this time ready to blow her head off. Screw the Record of not a Single Shipgirls killed.

Surcouf: Huh... You're not afraid to kill me then?~

*Knocking!*

Ezra: Out by the Window. Or my Jericho will do the talking.

Surcouf: Hmph. I'll be back, Mon Amour...

She left through into the window. Perverted Freak. I put my pistol back in my holster, walked to the door, and opened it. It's FNFF Saint Louis.

Ezra: Saint Louis?

Saint Louis: Salut Commandant...

At least I slept with a shirt on...

Ezra: It's there anything you'd like to ask?

Saint Louis: The Ironblood along the Eagle Union are watching at the seas... Why?

Ezra: I guess, Richard challenged the Ironblood for a fight... And they choose Submarines.

Saint Louis: I see...

Ezra: Anything else?

Saint Louis: I do, Commandant. I've come to inform you that one of our Iris Allies... I suppose unstable too, has arrived. Luckily, she didn't spot me.

Ezra: Can I ask for her name?

Saint Louis: Her name is Emile Bertin. But she has been eyeing Richard instead of you.

Ezra: I... I see... I'll keep that in mind...

Another Iris... This time, she wants Richard. I guess this has gotten harder...

Saint Louis: Got it. I'll be watching the duel that Richard is currently in. Au revoir, Commandant.

I just nodded and closed the door. I turned around and Surcouf is very close behind me... Waiting for me to do the Dirty Deed on her.

Ezra: What do you think you're doing?

Surcouf: I'm getting tired, Commandant...~

Ezra: Go ahead and sleep on my couch. I'll be meeting my Secretary.

Surcouf: WHAT!? Why that Traitor!?

Ezra: As a 'Commander' I have to ensure not just her safety, but also the security and well-being of the Rest of the Shipgirls.

And reveal what the Naval HQ is hiding.

Surcouf: Who cares... I want you to stay with me... Hehehehe...~

She then hugged me, then sniffed, and was now looking at my Bedroom... I've watched enough Smexual Videos to know what she's planning.

Ezra: Sorry, I'm not going to let you ruin my reputation.

Not yet. When the Second End Game arrives... A SIREN Kevin would be the First End Game.

Surcouf: Aww... Come on... Doesn't my body makes you feel a little horny?~

Ezra: Ты извращенный мудак. "You're a perverted asshole."

Surcouf: What?

At least they don't know Russian... Yet. I broke away from her hug and took my weapons to my bedroom. And I did close it again.

Surcouf: Muu... Locked again... I wanna tell you something...

And I've managed to grab my weapons...

Ezra: Well?

Surcouf: That macaron that you've eaten from Le Temeraire... You wanna know why it's bitter?

I didn't eat it...

Ezra: Spill the beans.

Surcouf: Fufufu... I may have put something in it and Le Temeraire didn't even notice it.

Ezra: Jokes on you, bitch! I lied to Le Temeraire that I'm sick so I won't eat it!!!

Surcouf: ... You... Let me in, Commandant!~

At least I don't have a habit of hiding a key or code under my rug. I left through the window and took a swim. I didn't care if I'm wet, I need to take the risk...

I managed to rise back up to dry ground and walked to gain distance. And I ended up at the coast where the fight between Richard and the Ironblood's U-Boats. Richard got some tools to help him. Booster Tank & Ultra Glide Fins for Speed, Air Bladder to resurface for air, and Cold Suit and Rebreather to last long underwater. And the only weapon he has was a Training Survival Knife.

Somehow... He got U-1206, U-110, U-522, U-81 & U-557 and they're on the surface quite angry that Richard got them. Five down and Seven more to go. And I noticed Michael is with the Brooklyn Class and Takao watching the duel, and Michael is keeping count with his Binoculars.

Ezra: Heya, Michael.

Takao: Oh. Ezra. Here.

She handed me the Paperworks. The Royal Navy and then behind the first one are the Ironbloods.

Queen Elisabeth's Writing: "Servant, I hope you'll greenlight this plan right away!"

Bismarck's Writing: "Captain Ezra, If you don't mind greenlighting this?"

I took my pen and accepted both.

Ezra: Here you go.

Takao: Thanks, Ezra.

Michael: Take a seat and watch the battle, Ezra. I bet Richard wins.

I took a seat with them.

Ezra: Anyone else made the bet?

Michael: Entire Brooklyn Class bet the same with me, the Ironblood goes for the U-Boats.

St. Louis: Morning, Captain Ezra!~

Phoenix: Hey, Ezra!

Helena: Morning, Ezra!

Brooklyn: Captain.

Honolulu: B-Baka Captain... Hello...

Boise: Umm... Hi, Ezra...

Ezra: Everyone.

We kept watching.

Admiral Hipper: Grr... That Eagle Union Idiot is better than expected... *Radio* Hey! Attack him when he's resupplying his Oxygen!!!

U-47: *Radio* Too Late!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

That scream got silenced and then she resurfaced...

U-47: GAHHHH!!! HE'S TOO UNPREDICTABLE!!!

Six more. And then U-73 resurfaced and signaled she was out.

Then U-410 was out... Richard resurfaced to restore his oxygen supply, and then he goes back down after diving for more of them... Which is four left...

Admiral Hipper: HOW COULD A SINGLE MALE AMERICAN PRINZ EUGEN COULD TAKE OUT EIGHT OF OUR U-BOATS!?

Michael: Now it's nine.

And we've seen U-556 and U-96 sent back to the surface, in tears.

U-556: WAAAAAHHHHH!!! HE'S TOO HARD TO SEE!!!

U-96: That guy... Captain Ezra really picked the right people...

U-37: At least he's with us! You know, the Azur Lane!

Michael: U-101 is the last Sub standing.

Admiral Hipper: Nein... Nein... Nein... NEIN... NEINNNNNN!!!

U-101: We lost...

Admiral Hipper: AGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And then Michael and the Brooklyn Class cheered they've won not just the bet, but proved that the Ironblood has rusted over the years.

Michael: Now! VICTORY WILL BE SWIFT AND DECISIVE, FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!

A/N: Too Bad, Emden is calling her Ex-Ironblood Darling... Sooner or Later...

Helena: That's our Richard!

Phoenix: Ahahaha!~ Of course, that's our Soldier!

???: Ah! There's the Commandant!

I turned around to see a new Iris Shipgirl and Richelieu.

Richelieu: What did I miss, E... Commandant?

Ezra: Richard won the duel. And excuse me, Miss. Your Name, Class and Faction?

???: I'm Emile Bertin of Iris Libre. You can just call me Émile, Commandant!~ I want to make friends with everyone here, especially-

At that moment, Richard resurfaced and took off his specialized Diving suit and he's now wearing the U.S. Marine Uniform, using his shirt to wash his face... Showing his Chicago Abs, which I noticed Hipper along with the U-Boats either drooling or blushing. Then noticed that Emile is nosebleeding.

Richard: Er... Miss, are you alright?

Emile: Ehehehe...

Emile Bertin's POV...

He's what I needed!~ Kind-Hearted, along with being dutiful and creative!~ But I've noticed he hides his pain a lot... Oh, My Poor Hero... I'll take care of you... After I've dealt with that Abusive Commandant and that Ironblood Spy!~

Michael: Fraulein Emile?

Emile: Eh? Y-yes?

Michael: I think you're creeping him... out... *Points to Richard*

I then looks at Richard. Who just walked back a few steps. Did... Did I scared him!? Oh no...

Emile: P-Pardon!

Ezra: Anyways. Mich, Surcouf is in my room. I'll need your help to catch her...

Michael: Alright. I'll help. Richard.

Richard: Sure. Try not to get killed.

The Ironblood and the Abusive Commandant left... And then... Hipper...

Richelieu: Richard! Run! Hipper is-!

Admiral Hipper: I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU, AMERICAN PRINZ EUGEN!!! COME HERE!!!

Ah!~ He dodged her!~

Richard: Miss me! Miss me! Now you have to kiss me!~

And off he goes!~ He's quite a teaser.~

Admiral Hipper: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! COME HERE SO I CAN SINK YOU IN KIEL BAY MYSELF!!!

Emile: Anyways...~

Richelieu: Oh lord... Wait... Do you... Like Richard?

Emile: Ehehehe!~ Guilty!~

Richelieu's POV...

That's not good... If Ezra keeps being too hostile to Surcouf and Emile wants to marry Richard... Then Michael wouldn't be able to help both of them... If that's the case, I'll have to assist him in times of need...

Ezra's POV...

As we arrived... I got my Jericho Ready, with Michael his Mossberg 500 loaded with Beanbag Rounds. Yeah, we're going lethal if they're too dangerous to deal with. Because Kevin has no non-lethals, we brought it as the first way to subdue a Shipgirl to tranquilize.

We opened the door and Surcouf is still there, this time she screams in fear when she sees Michael.

Surcouf: T-T-T-T-THAT'S YOUR INTERROGATOR!? THE IRONBLOOD SPY!?

Michael: Guten Tag.

Ezra: Yep. And what do you want?

Surcouf: You! I mean, to help you!

Ezra: And why is that? I could handle most things on my own. If not, Richard and Michael will assist me.

Surcouf: No reason.~ Maybe learn to trust Shipgirls like me?~ I'm gonna help you in anything you want, Commandant!~

Ezra: And if I choose to stick with my Brothers in Arms?

She then pulled my hair and said this...

Surcouf: I'LL RAPE YOU UNTIL I'M PREGNANT.~

Ezra: EEP!

NO THANKS!!! SOMEBODY PROTECT MY V-CARD BEFORE I SUFFER LIKE KEVIN!!!

Michael: Ahem. Not when I'm here, Fräulein zu pervers, um eine Frau zu sein. "Miss too perverted to be a wife."

Oh right... Michael was with me... Loading a shell by a single pump, as a warning. She quickly backs off. Afraid of him, because he's an Ironblood.

Ezra: Now get the fuck out of my sight! OR ELSE!!!

Michael: Ezra, calm down...

Surcouf: Tch...

She left and even shoved Michael...

Surcouf: *Whispers* Ironblood scum...

Michael's POV...

I should be insulted... But, now I'm worried that Ezra is being too aggressive...

Michael: You're getting too aggressive, Ez...

Ezra: Michael...

Michael: Sorry, but I'm being serious. You could've played your cards right and you stayed on the aggression... And you broke a rule.

Ezra: And that is?

Michael: Never piss a Yandere Off. Keeping her happy will give me the advantage to Tranquilize her stealthfully...

Ezra: Oh well... At least we showed her... Anyways, I'll have to work...

Michael: Right... Good luck...

And I left his office...

*Heavy Sighs* Mein Gott... He's gonna get himself killed! Ugh... I need help... But who...? Emile has Richard on her sight because of the divorce, and Ezra is going to die, by Surcouf's constant Raping! Ugh... I guess I'll have to extend my circle of trust... Just having Fräulein Richelieu won't be enough...

Now, your decision will decide the fate of the Israeli Captain, American Peacekeeper & German Agent Trio...

"Z Class Destroyers... We'll be fighting against a Submarine and maybe other Threats... I need Speed and Firepower... And luckily, they're willing to help me and they're what I needed, despite I'm an Ex-Ironblood... Their Weakness is Lack of Durability..."

"Town Class Cruisers. I know they're Helping with Her Majesty, but that can wait for a while since Ezra's head is going to the Gallows by his Stubbornness! Even if I have to deal with Sheffield... Their Weakness is Limited Firepower..."

"Takao Class Cruisers... They won't be able to fight Surcouf due to their lack of ASW Tactics, but their Firepower will help with future help... Their Lack of ASW is their Achilles Heel..."

"The Iris Libre. With the Diversity of Ship Classes and Weaponry, along with their Holy Grace from God, I'll have a chance! But... Their Weakness... Unwilling to Harm their own... I felt bad for them though..."

"... I should... Probably get some of my Associates... My own Task Force will do the job... I hope they aren't busy... Their Weakness is... Well, since their Associates and myself are human... We're easy to be killed... And I'm risking it." (Michael's Current Choice)

Richard's POV.

Richard: Hot damn! Nice shot by Jeanne d'Arc!

I'm in the Training Dorm, spectating the Free for All Duel by the Iris Libre Shipgirls.

Saint Louis: Impressive Movements Jeanne! However, I've already read you like an open book!!!

Jeanne d'Arc: Holy Prayer...!

Saint Louis: What the? A barrier...? And you're on fire?!

Jeanne d'Arc: Heh, I'm just warming up! Like Michael would say, Desperate Times call for Desperate Measures!

Saint Louis: I gotta say, I'm impressed with his words. However, I'm also just getting started...

Jeanne d'Arc: You've Increased your speed, hmm? That'll be an interesting fight!

Bearn: I see... so Jeanne d'Arc used her Holy Prayer and Saint Louis retaliated with Agility Boost... Those two are sure giving it their all despite being in a Training Match...

Richard: Well, you have to learn how to fight after all. You can't win with just your guns... It's also your will to fight.

Bearn: By that you mean, not giving up, Richard?

Richard: Yep. You just don't quit fighting for what's right.

L'Opinatire: Wise words, Rich.

Le Temeraire: Mhm! Anyways, are you ready, Le Triomphant?

Le Triomphant: Always ready! Wanna Join, Richard?

Richard: Sure! Count me in!

Taking a Training Sledgehammer and some Training Armor. I rushed to position and then...

Jeanne: Oh... You're going in huh, Rich?~ Here I come!

She went after me, I swing to keep my distance from her. She dodges, but at the right moment, I thrust my weapons at her...

She suddenly trips and we kissed... We took distance.

Richard: (O_O) I er...

Jeanne d'Arc: U-Umm...

Saint Louis: Hehehe... Jeanne and Richard, sitting on a tree...

Bearn: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!~

Jeanne d'Arc: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHUT UP!!!

Bearn: By the way, you can date him now! He divorced his wife due to Family Conflict!

Jeanne d'Arc: I... I'll pass...

I quickly covered my face... Quite Embarrassed, and in deep mental pain... Because of Bearn...

???: Oh my, Richard!~ Let me help you!~

I looked at the girl and it was Emile Bertin...

Richard: Er... Sure...

I let her help me after I could stand on two legs again... She then kissed me, right by my cheek.

Richard: Er... What was that for?

Emile: Because you're hurt, why not?~

Richard: Thanks I guess?

???: Ahem, mind if can I join with the training?

We turned to see another Shipgirl, another of the Iris Libre. Blonde Hair, Green Eyes, a mix of Blue and White Dress, I still don't get why with the large bust size and she has a saber.

Richard: Howdy, Partner! Can I ask for your Infomation?

Forbin: My name is Forbin. I'm an Iris Libre Destroyer.

Richard: Name's Richard, Richard Mitchell! Your Average Eagle Union Soldier! You know your friends, but these two are Nagato and Mutsu.

Nagato: Greetings Forbin. I'm Nagato of the Sakura Empire.

Mutsu: I'm Mutsu! I'm the Sister of Nagato-nee!

Forbin: Greetings to all of you. And Excuse me, are you the Commander?

Richard: No. But, I'm his good friend. He's busy.

Forbin: I see. May I join the training?

Richard: Sure. Care for a duel?

Forbin: Maybe...? I guess you'll be fine for my training in the future.

Richard: Let me get a different training weapon, Forbin.

And it's a Spear and a Short Sword.

Iris Libre Shipgirls: FORBIN!?

Forbin: Greetings my friends!

Jeanne d'Arc: Salut Forbin!

Saint Louis: Still trying to be an Iris Templar Knight?

Forbin: Oui, I decided my first battle here would be with this Eagle Union Soldier. Or Richard.

Bearn: Hmm... I suspect Richard will lose, but it's likely it won't be easy.

Richard: How so?

Bearn: Calculations. And Michael is too confusing... But I did say, It's likely won't be easy.

L'Opinatire: Need some Strength Potion, Soldier?~ *Giggles*

Richard: After you. Ahem... Anyways. Are you ready?

Forbin: I'm ready, Richard.

Saint Louis: Good luck, Forbin. You too, Richard.

Nagato: And... Begin!

I charged and unleashed a warcry, that I got from Kevin.

Richard: Xung Phong!!! Chiến đấu vì Tổ Quốc!!! "Charge!!! Fight for the Country!!!"

Forbin: Wha-!?

Jeanne d'Arc: What did he say...?

Saint Louis: I don't know...

Michael's POV...

I'm looking at the board, with five of my decisions... Currently, I choose my own Task Force, but the Shipgirls can cost less time...

And then my phone rings. I pressed call.

Michael: Hello?

???: Michael, it's Takao.

Michael: Oh. Frau Takao? Is there something going on?

Takao: *Phone* Yeah. I was going to ask Ezra, but, I decided to ask you. It's a Priority Ship of the Iris Libre. She could help with the Iris/Vichya Civil War! Her name is 'Champagne'. Although, you'll have to show that you're not a threat.

Michael: I'm not too sure...

Takao: *Phone* I could tell, that she might be another Yandere... But, what if we're lucky?

Michael: ... Fine. Just let me get my Equipment...

Mein Gott... We're going to be outnumbered...

Ezra's POV...

Row, Row, Row your boat. Gently down the stream...

If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

... What? I was bored.

*Knocking!*

Ezra: Who's there?

Richelieu: It's me. Commandant.

My Temporary Girlfriend...

Ezra: Come in.

It's Richelieu and Emile Bertin. I can't forget her blonde hair, light blue eyes, a blue dress along with a blue bow on her head. My god... and her nosebleeds after seeing Richard's Chicago Abs.

Richelieu: Salut Commandant.

Emile: Salut Commandant!!!

Again with the French... Hmm...

Ezra: ברכות, מיס רישלייה ומיס אמיל. 

Richelieu & Emile: Huh?

Yes! Double Checkmate! IN YOUR FACE, MINATO!!! I KNOW THE HOLY LANGUAGE OF THE JEWISH GOD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahem. Alright, enough playing.

Ezra: Ahem... Can I help the two of you?

Emile: Well... Miss Richelieu has a request for you!

Ezra: Alright then, go fish.

Richelieu: I have a request, where all of the shipgirls have a day of relaxation. Since most of the shipgirls would like a day off and just relax... if you want to accept it.

Ezra: Hmm... I suppose so.

Emile: Hey, Commandant! On our day off, how about you let me and Richard stay together...~

I knew it... She wanted to be with Richard instead...

Ezra: ... Cause no trouble. I don't want to see him injured or in danger.

Emile: Thank you, Commandant!~

And the she rushed to find Richard... Richelieu seems distressed.

Ezra: What's wrong, Richelieu?

Richelieu: Ezra... You're going to fight a two-frontal battle... Worse, surrounded...

Ezra: I know... And why...?

Richelieu: You're too aggressive to Surcouf, she might be planning to Rape you to death... Along with Emile's love for Richard...

Ezra: Surcouf got what's coming. But still, they have to be subdued. Before it's too late...

Richelieu: I hope there's still hope...

Ezra: Oh and Richelieu?

Richelieu: Yes?

Ezra: Richelieu... Will-

And then I heard a scream. 

https://youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo

... I'm guessing that's Richard. What did that Gung-ho American do?

Richelieu: Who just screamed?

Ezra: I bet it's Richard's. That guy always gets in trouble...

Richelieu: I hope he's not hurt... Let's go and check.

Ezra: Of course...

I opened the door and was ready to hold Richelieu's hand.

Ezra: Your Eminence?~

Richelieu: *Giggles* Why, of course, Commandant Ezra.~

Minutes Later...

???: *Panting* I have to say... You're good, Richard... Maybe too good...

Richard: Heh. We're tied 4 to 4. But, I'm got giving up that easily.

Nagato: Richard, you're getting too tired to fight!

Richard: I'll keep going... Better to keep my strength up!

Saint Louis: Seems like Forbin is stronger than before...

Jeanne d'Arc: Yeah... she seems stronger than me, during my fight with Richelieu...

Bearn: I'm curious why...

We arrived at that time. And it looks like Richard is fighting a shipgirl.

Ezra: Hey, Rich.

Richard: Yo! Ez-!

He got himself a knee to the face after turning to look at me!

Ezra: OH SHIT!!!

Richard: ACK!!!

???: Oops! Did I go too hard?

Richard: Yeah...

Richelieu: Wait a minute... Is that... Forbin...?

Richard: You could say that... Ow... Thank god I wore a helmet...

Bearn: Yeah... Otherwise, you would be long dead...

Forbin: Even still, you're definitely a Formidable Opponent! Good Work, Richard!

Richard: Sure... ow...

At least they're having fun, as both Nagato and Mutsu went to help Richard... Although it's kinda funny that Richard screamed just like Goofy...

And then a tap behind me... I turned to see that Bitch.

Surcouf: Commandant!!! Why are you holding hands with the Cardinal!?

Richelieu: Please, calm yourself Surcouf... The Commandant is only doing it out of politeness.

Surcouf: Hmph, I bet if that was me... He'll just slap my hand out...

Bet your ass I will.

Richelieu: No. I'm sure the Commander would accept. He's a good man, just having a bad day...

Surcouf: Whatever... And why are you this close to Le Commandant!?

Ezra: Ever heard of Etiquette?

She then smirked, got close to me, and then...

Ezra: MMM!?

Forcefully kissed me!

Surcouf: Mmm...~ You're so childish, Commandant.~

Richelieu: H-Hey! You can't do that! That's against the HQ's Rules!

Emile: She's correct you know!

The Pervert then stopped kissing me. I'm shocked that I'm still alive, and still didn't get a boner by her Perverted Acts.

The girl she turned to it's Emile, and she went to her after treating Richard.

Emile: Silly Surcouf! You can't do that.

Surcouf: Grr... He's not yours!

Emile: Fufufufu!~ He's not yours either. However, soon the Commandant will trust me to be with Richard, and then our hearts will dance together with mine! I've even made trunks for him and Le Commandant, even his friend, Michael!

Ezra: Swimming Trunks?

Hold on... We're going to have a beach party!? Count me in! Although, I'm not sure if Emile will keep him safe... Along with that Pervert and Forbin.

Emile Bertin: Yep!~ You can use them for your day of relaxation!~

Surcouf: Grrrr... this was your plan wasn't it!?

Emile: Do not worry!~ I've made one for you too!

Surcouf: Even the Cardinal?

Emile: Even the Cardinal herself.

... Don't ask me why I'm blushing...

Emile: Come on, Surcouf! Let's get you your swimsuit!~

Surcouf: Hmph. Fine... But Le Commandant is mine!

Emile: *Giggles* As usual...

And they both left...

Richelieu: That's what I meant, Ezra... I don't know if I could trust both of them... or not...

Ezra: It's like a bomb waiting to explode... Still, we'll have to be careful... Let's check on Richard. He might be Severely Injured.

Richelieu: I hope he's fine...

We then went to Richard, taking a seat. Luckily he's fine, but an MRI Scan for his brain will have to make sure he's perfectly fine.

Ezra: Rich, are you still there?

Richard: Still here... Still hurts like hell though.

L'Opinatire: Maybe try to rest a bit? I'll get some healing potions to make sure.

Le Triomphant: Yeah. It might be worse.

Richard: I'll try. I'll try...

Saint Louis: That must be painful...

Jeanne: Indeed...

At least the Helmet is made of Top Quality stuff... I wonder what it's made of? Titanium? Tungsten? Depleted Uranium? Alien Alloy? Or the GLORIUS STALINIUM!?

[Stalinium: An extremely powerful metal forged by Joseph Stalin himself. Refined by the Will of the People of the Soviet Union.]

Forbin: Well the, did you see my power, Cardin- ... Cardinal... Why are you in the hands of my Commandant!?

Richelieu: Forbin! It's not what it looks like!

Forbin: Whatever, I'm stronger than you now! Make me an Iris Templar Knight!

Richelieu: But-

Ezra: I could help you. But beating Richard was just the first part.

Forbin: Hm? Then who should I beat, Commandant?

Ezra: You'll be fighting against Michael and Richard.

Forbin: Eh? I'll be fighting... Saint Michael the Archangel? With Richard's help?

Ezra: No, not the Archangel... It's Michael Visscher. My Investigator and a Friend of Mine. Just don't mistake him as an Ironblood, he hates being called like that. And of course, Richard included. I'm adding the Challenge for you to beat in a two against one battle.

Forbin: Accepted! If I win I get to have you and be the Knight of the Iris Libre!

Everyone: Wow...

Richard: Uh oh...

Ezra: Pizdets... "Damn it..."

Forbin: Oui. However, show me a way to a dorm room. I'm feeling like sleeping after quite a long battle with Richard...

Ezra: Alright then..

Okay... An about to Snap Surcouf, Richard-sexual Emile, and an Obsessive Knight Forbin... Two wanted my V-Card, Emile wanted Richard's... What next? A Priority Ship that I've been slamming my own head to get her?