Ezra's Dream...?

*Light slap to the Face*

Ezra: Ugh... Fuck you, Darriel... I don't have time for your perverted id-

Ironblood Commander (Female): Guten Morgen.~ Mein Ehemann!~ "Good Morning.~ My Husband!~"

Ezra: ... Oh Scheisse...

What. The. Fuck!? Am I married to this Ironblood!? Oh shit... The Ring...

Ironblood Commander (Female): And I've decided, my dearest Israeli...~

W-Wait... She's started to strip!?

Ironblood Commander (Female): If you want to know my name... It's Kommandant Kathe Vreni... But soon it'll be Elijah Kathe Vreni...

Ezra: W-What are you-!?

Camilla: Shh...~ We're going... To. Have. Childrens... Mein Ehemann.~

Ezra:

https://youtu.be/Jiupj4PyL4U

Real-World...

Ezra: EEEP!!!

Ugh... At least it's a Yandere Female Commander... Kevin would be happy to piss off the Shipgirls by proposing to their Commander, who's a girl...

Good fucking lord, it's almost like people think of us as newlyweds now... Although I didn't mind, she hugged me for comfort and to sleep peacefully...

Well, I did make out with her... But, I don't think I'm ready to commit to a Sexual Relationship with Richelieu...And neither does Richelieu... I bet she'll be embarrassed to death...

Wait... Don't tell me... OH FUCK!!!

I lifted up my blanket and... Oh, Thank God... She's sleeping in her pajamas... fluffy white shorts and pink shirt...

*Sighs* I place my hand on her cheek.

Ezra: *Whispers* I'll defend this Base from the Yanderes... Alongside, My Blood Brothers, Michael and Richard... But only until death separates us, Richelieu... Mon amour...

I give her a kiss on the cheek... And then got off her bed, took my uniform, at least I still have my Pants... And my Gear...

Hallway...

Quietly, I got out of her room... And then-

Belfast: Are you awake, Ez?~

Ezra: AH! BELFAST!? And Sirius!?

What the hell!? Where did they come from!? Ugh. I decided to walk with them, back to my office... Plus.

Ezra: Please stop calling me Ez...

Belfast: *Giggles* Sorry, Ezra.~ But, seeing your embarrassed face was too cute for me to not call you like that!~ By the way... Did you and the Cardinal do anything like... A Night Battle?~

Ezra: Belfast... We. Did. Not.

Belfast: Hehe.~ Just wanted to see you blush, Ezra. Although... did you plan to have a child?

Ezra: *TF2 Merasmas Voice* Ahh!? Who told you to say about it!? And it's 04:30 AM!

Belfast: In everyone's mind.~ Us maid have to wake up earlier than, after all... It's a maid's duty.

Ezra: Oh... Right...

I arrived at my office, I took a seat at the conversation table with both of them... And Sirius joined in with a most confusing combination...

Sirius: When would be a child of the Captain and Cardinal would be?

Ezra: ... Er... A Human and Kansen Hybrid... Humsen or Kanman...? I don't know... But, we're a couple, not newlyweds.

Sirius: Neither do I, Captain Esra... But still...

Belfast: Everyone in the Citadel, now knows your relationship with the Cardinal, Ezra.

Ezra: I know. But, I don't think you could have a child with a Shipgirl... The Soviets did that with Gorillas. It didn't work. You know, Biology.

And now those Neo-Soviets are doing it again, this time for better meat yield...

Belfast: You don't know until you try!~

Damn it, Belfast and Sirius! You two Horny Pastry Puffers! I mean sure, but not now!!! Richelieu won't forgive me for this!!! MAYBE THE FUTURE!?

Because of you, I'll get horny by Richelieu's... Ahem. Hip. I hope God could protect me otherwise she'll think I'm a pervert who always jacks off to her...

Belfast: Ezra? You seem to be blanking out a bit, are you thinking about it?~ If you do have a child, I can take care of it. Since their mommy and daddy are gonna be busy at work.~

Ezra: Let's... Just change the subject... What's with the food?

Sirius: We went to your dorm to look for you, but you weren't there, Captain.

Belfast: So, we assumed that you were in the Cardinal's Room. Which you were, Ezra.~

Ezra: Alright. Alright... What did you give her?

Belfast: Same as yours, but with English Wine disguised as French Wine.

Ezra: Okay, that's strange. I bet it was expensive.

Sirius: Of course it is, Captain Ezra. It is for you and Cardinal Richelieu.

Wellington Beef and Yorkshire pudding... Sweet Pudding my Half-Russian Arse, I rather have a Full English Breakfast than Pie and Mash... Along with English Wine... The same wine I've been drinking for years...

And the same for Richelieu, although they'll have to carry it back to there...

Ezra: Does she always drink wine? I meant Richelieu.

Belfast: No. But, if the Cardinal ask, Just don't tell her it's not French Wine.~

Ezra: I bet it's your Highness's Order?

Since the Order from both Queen Loli and Bismarck about the Restaurants...

Sirius: Read us like an open book, Captain Ezra.~

Belfast: And besides, we're trying to expand our influence across the port.

Ezra: Good luck then.

Sirius: I won't disappoint you, Captain Ezra!

Belfast: And don't forget to visit the Royal Teahouse.~

Ezra: Wow, already!? I guess the Manjuus really deserved their pay.

I'm serious. They deserved a pay raise!

Belfast: No wonder the Manjuus liked you a lot.~ Either way, the Royal Navy won't disappoint! I'll see you later, Ez.~

Ezra: Belfast! Come on!

She then left with Sirius, both giggling... And the I heard...

Belfast (Background): Oh my. Michael? You seem exhausted.

Michael (Background): Ja... I've been after Forbin for exposing the secret... But we retreated as we spotted more of them...

Sirius (Background): We trust that, you, Lieutenant General Richard and Captain Ezra will win! You have the Royal Navy's Trust in that!~

Michael (Background): Ahaha... Danke, Frau Sirius. Oh? Is that for me?

Belfast (Background): We've also made one for you, Michael. After all, you need to stay focused on your mission.

Michael (Background): Danke Schon, Frau Belfast. I was very hungry...

After the talking died down, Michael got in with the same dish as mine.

Michael: Morning Ezra.

Ezra: Hey, Michael.

As he sits down and put his dish on the table, I was going to pour a glass of wine...

Michael: Nein. I'll pass. I need to stay sober now.

Ezra: Suit yourself.

15 Minutes Later...

We finished eating, cleaned our mouths with papers, and I took a sip of wine...

Ezra: Okay. Go fish.

Michael: I have bad news, Ezra. Jeanette just spotted two more Iris on her scope. I checked her description and It's both Le Terrible and Maille Breze. Totaling Six Iris Yanderes...

He showed me two pictures of new Iris Yanderes...

And...

Ezra: *Sighs* Anything else?

Michael: One of my Agents within the Ironblood Admirality, Henrik Rolf. Told me that Ulrich von Hutten has managed to make some kind of a stronger Yandere Serum that affected all of the Northern Parlament. And I've lost contact with Agent Kronshtadt and Agent Volga... But I could safely say they've turned...

Ezra: בן של חרא מזוין!!! "A SON OF A FUCKING SHIT!!!"

Michael: I'm not finished. I've confirmed that she made this under orders by Nanaki-

I COULD ONLY FUCKING FLIP THE TABLE!!!

Ezra: NANAKI YOU MOTHER-

Michael: I didn't finish, Ezra. Under orders by Nanaki, himself. Also, Agent Rolf also spotted the Experimental Room Under his Fortress. It might be that the Kid has been turned into a META against his will, and maybe turned into a SIREN after losing his Sanity and memory... You can start now.

Ezra: NANAKI YOU-

Azur Lane's Admiralty...

Ezra (On CCTV): F[CENSORED]ING B[CENSORED]!!! S[CENSORED]EATING F[CENSORED]BOY!!! SKULLF[CENSORED]ING FA[CENSORED]!!!-

Michael (On CCTV): (-_-) ...

Admiral Lucky Roy (Eagle): ...

Admiral Larry Marcus (Royal): ... Umm...

Admiral Marcelle Lylou (Iris): ... Never piss off the Captaine?

Admiral Mei Wen (Dragon): More like never frame him... NOW PAY UP! I WON!!!

Admiral Randolph Lazare (NorPar): YOU LITTLE-!

Crimson Axis's Admiralty...

Ezra (On CCTV): - [CENSORED]SUCKING C[CENSORED]STAIN!!! YOU MOTHER[CENSORED]ING PIECE OF S[CENSORED] GANG[CENSORED]ING C[CENSORED]KER!!!-

Michael (On CCTV): (-_-) *Quietly drinks his Coffee*

Admiral Hans-Peter Adelbert (Iron): Was zum Teufel... And I thought ze Royal Navy's Irish is that bad... Now ve got ze Israeli who's far worse...

Admiral Camelia Alison (Vichya): Who knows. I kinda want him to talk dirty to me...

Admiral Hachiro Shinobu (Sakara): Pervert... Although I'm surprised, Michael stayed calm...

Admiral Lucetta Perla (Sardegna): Well, he might've known him for a while... And might've gotten used to his antics...

The Neo-Administration in Korea...

Ezra (On CCTV): -PUNK ASS, NI[CENSORED] ASS, MOTHERF[CENSORED]ING, NI[CENSORED]!!! I'M GOING TO R[CENSORED] YOU TO DEATH WITH A CHAIN-[CENSORED]ING-SAW!!!

Michael (On CCTV): (-_-) ...

Yoo Mina: ...

Joo Shiyoon: ...

Hilde: ...

[Hilde]

[Yoo Mina]

[Joo Shiyoon]

[A/N: Surprise, Darkie? I added three of them from the Counter: Side!]

Yoo Mina: And I thought Sylvia was that bad... This guy is just far worse...

Hilde: How Immature can that Israeli Captain can be...

Joo Shiyoon: Ahaha... W-Who knows...

Back to the Citadel...

And his Swearing Barrage went on for 10 Minutes... With Michael just staying quiet for the entire 10 minutes...

Ezra: *Breathing for Air*

Michael: ... Are you done?

Ezra: My neck is sore now... But, I'm finished.

Michael: Alright, I'll continue. Although we'll have a visit to their cafes, I've managed to convince the Bundeswehr to send at least 20 Men and two APCs here along with some French Volunteers from the Franco-German Brigade of the 10th Panzerdivision, just to prevent both of them doing anything funny.

Ezra: You worked fast...

Michael: Plus, Israel (Our world), needs a Tank Commander like you, after another attack by the PLO again, have sent some of their Volunteers to assist us, although just shy of a Merkava IVM Windbreaker with four units operating her.

Ezra: Good enough... Have them patrol the area, but your associates stalk Takao and Jintsuu. We might be able to find the truth.

Michael: ... Okay... I'll tell them. Just don't cry if you've failed...

Ezra: I'll be ready...

Michael got up and left for the cafe, likely with Richard for protection...

...

Hope for the Best, Prepare for the Worst huh... Guess we won't survive the first wave...

Richard's POV, Roof, 06:00 AM.

I've done training, although it's still early for the Shipgirls, a Marine like me, and an Ex-Army... You can guess why. I have to get up early for any bullshit like those Yanderes...

Still, the Destroyers of the Sakura Empire and across learned quickly after they were... Well, traumatized after watching the wrong videos. And no, it's Warpath Live Action Trailer along with some War Thunder Trailers...

At least they now know the Brutality of War... And yet I wanted more... I think I'm going insane...

And then I heard footsteps. I then turned to see Michael, holding a bottle of Coca-Cola... and in a suit?

Michael: Thirsty?

Richard: Yeah...

I took it and it's Ice Cold too, my favorite. I took a drink and I'm back to the front.

Richard: Ahh... That hit the spot! I'm ready to fight now!

Michael: Yeah. So...

Richard: I know, the Relationship between Ezra and Richelieu is now public. This is going to be bad...

Michael: Not only that... The Intel we've got...

Richard: I remember. Le Terrible and Maille Breze... along with Ulrich von Hutten... Why did you shake when anyone said that name?

Michael: ...

Michael's Fear...

UvH: No matter where you hide... Father... You'll embrace it, drown in it... Let my curse be placed onto you, father... Let my love for you consume you... Mein Dear Father...~

Michael: *In Hiding, Shivering and Whispering* G-G-G-Gott... Rette Meine Seele... "G-G-G-God... Save my Soul..."

Back to Richard, walking to the Royal Navy Cafe...

Michael: Best... Best if you don't know...

Richard: Right... Let's go and try at the Royal Navy's Teahouse.

Michael: Well, I guess we could try... I just hope it's not Jellied Eels, with pie and mash...

Richard: Ugh... Yeah. Some Brits just have no taste... Although I did see a fucking missile at somebody's base... I bet no survivors.

Michael: Really? I suppose I'll have to send someone to recon the base... And maybe salvage anything useful. Anyways, let's head to the Teahouse.

Richard: Do you think Warspite will be there?

Michael: Unlikely. She's helping with Frau Elizabeth, likely the Intel about Nanaki's Hidden Plan... Ezra went on a Cursing Barrage for ten minutes...

Richard: Jesus Christ... Is Ezra happened to be Short-Tempered!?

Michael: Only when's about Nanaki. The Rest is as usual.

We both arrived at the Teahouse... And somehow it's next to the Ironblood's Cafe. Likely Rivals... I hope it does not come to blows... The Colors of the Teahouse is White, Dark Blue, and Red... Why did I hear a Rule Britannia Song from a distance?

We got into the Teahouse... And then...

???: Welcome to the Royal Navy's Teahouse! W-What the-!? Michael!?

Oh damn... That's... I couldn't stop myself from chuckling...

Warspite: D-Don't Laugh!!!

Michael: Ahaha... Guten Morgen, Frau Maido Warcorgi?~

Warspite: Augh...

Queen Elizabeth: My, who would've thought our first guest is both the Captain's Best Operatives! Michael Visscher and Richarl Mitchell! Welcome to our Teahouse!

Michael: *Royal Bows* Seid gegrüßt, Eure Majestät. It's an honor for the Leader of the Royal Navy to greet us. "Greetings, your Majesty."

Damn! The Royal Navy is going to be happy to have you as a butler, Michael!

Royal Navy Shipgirls' Mind: AHH!!!~ HE LOOKS AND ACTS TOO ELEGANT TO BE AN IRONBLOOD!!!~

Queen Elizabeth: The Pleasure is mine, Michael! Although for now, it's best to refer to me as Reigning Manager until further notice!

Michael: As you wish, Reigning Manager.

Okay, let's not mistake it for my old Country... Although it's now lively as shipgirls now arrived at noticed us. Of course, we said Hello... As we got ourselves a seat.

Icarius: May I take your order?

Michael: Some Drop Scone please, Frau Icarius. I've already eaten.

Icarius: Of course, Mister Michael. And Mister Richard?

Richard: I haven't eaten yet... So, Full English Breakfast, please.

Icarius: Alright!~

Hah! Eat shit, Yu! At least I've visited the British Cultures with Darriel!

Ezra's Office, 08:00 AM...

Thank God we managed to finish these on time, My Secretaries along with Richelieu managed to finish these stacks of paperwork... I took care of the Security... And things aren't looking good for the Security of the Citadel... Although we'll have some Volunteers from the Bundeswehr and IDF coming...

Ezra: Hah... Thank god for them... Along with you... Although...

Richelieu: It's fine, Darling. You have a busy workload.

She wipes her sweat from her forehead...

I realized the ACs were broken... Hence we're both sweating... Her clothes went visible because of her sweat I could somewhat see her lingerie... But I looked away...

After all, this heatwave won't last long... I worry about who, after the Vichya Dominion... and the SIREN Kevin if we survived... Which Factions?

Next Yandere Faction, after Vichya?

(Northern Parlament) I'm guessing the Northern Parlament... The Weather is getting colder and colder gradually along with the Surrounding Waters getting frozen... That's not good news...

(Sardegna Empire) The weather went back to normal, but I spotted an Italian Luxury Ship coming from a distance? Could be the Sardegna Empire...

(Dragon Empery) The Weather calmed down... But, I'm hearing... some Chinese girls singing along with the smell of its food... Dragon Empery I bet...

Ezra: ...

Richelieu: Darling?

Ezra: Huh? Er... Yeah... At least we're done.

Richelieu: Yep! And just in the nick of time too! I'll be taking a shower now. To get ready for our visit. Remember?~

Ezra: I did. Belfast told me about the Teahouse, so, my bet is that the Ironblood has done the same.

Richelieu: Ehehe. Quite the intuition, you've got.

Ezra: Well, having to deal with the Islamist Terrorists rigging their dead bodies and weapons with explosive traps... Along with Booby Traps that have killed my careless men...

Richelieu: I see... Are you-

Ezra: Yeah... But, I've gotten through that pain. Now then, let's get ready.

Richelieu then left to change her clothes and a shower. I did the same with my own restroom...

Maybe an IDF Armored Corps Officer Uniform?

Ten Minutes Later...

All done. Black Beret with an Armored Corps Pin, and an Officer Uniform with the Armored Corps of the 162nd Armor Division Shoulder Tag on my right. That checks it out.

After I had put on my uniform, I checked to see any abnormalities. And fixed it.

After those are done, I went to Richelieu's Dorm. And knocked.

Ezra: Hey, Richelieu. Are you finished?

Richelieu: Give me a moment!

Huh. Still changing.

Well, wouldn't hurt to check on Juustagram, while waiting for Richelieu.

Five Minutes Later...

Fuck me... I forgot the password... After managing to reset my Password, I saw Richard's Post from nearly an hour ago. Looks like they've arrived before us.

I see a selfie of him, Michael... Is that Warspite in Maid clothing?

Well, here are the comments.

"We're here! In the new Royal Navy's Teahouse! I'm surprised that Warspite is in Maido clothing. The food is great!" -Fortress_Man (Richard).

"The Drop Scone is well made. Along with the Tea, despite my first time. I might be planning to come here again." - Michael_FedRepublic.

"I'm glad to hear that you two are enjoying it!" Icarius_Wing.

"Hehe, an Embarrassed Warspite looks cute!" Hermione.

"Glad that both Michael and Richard are enjoying the Royal Navy's experience, I hope Captain Ezra will enjoy it too." Belfast_inService.

"He will. Trust me, Frau Belfast." Michael_FedRepublic.

"You see that Bismarck!? Ours is better, I have Michael vouching for me!" -QueenEliz.

"I'm sure Ezra and Richard will enjoy both places." -Bismarck.

"Oh shut it! We'll beat you!" -QueenEliz.

"How do I block someone?" -Warspite.

"Et Tu, Frau Warspite?" -Michael_FedRepublic.

Well done with the Brutus Line, Michael. Just as that, Richelieu opened the door.

Richelieu: Ready to go, Darling?

My word, that's quite stylish for a Cardinal.

Ezra: I like your outfit, Richelieu! Although I only have Military clothes... Habits.

Richelieu: I don't mind Ezra.

Richelieu's Mind: He's a professional Tank Commander after all. He looks great!

[Ezra's Officer Uniform]

(One with the Israel Flag)

Ezra: Anyways, let's not waste too much time and head to the Teahouse.

Richelieu: Oui!

We reached outside, and then Richelieu asked me something.

Richelieu: Darling?

Ezra: Hmm?

Richelieu: Should we hold each other arm in arm while walking? Since we're... a couple...? I... I'm just trying to tighten our bond!

Ezra: Sure! I mean... We're dating after all...

Richelieu: I suppose you're right.~

It felt so heartwarming... At least she's happy despite the chaos in her nation... Still, I have to be careful...

We walked arm in arm into the Royal Navy's Teahouse... And with that, a couple of shipgirls noticed us.

Richelieu: Everyone is so nice.~

Ezra: Of-

A Twig Snap!

Ezra: Who's there!?

Richelieu: Huh? What's wrong, darling?

Ezra: ... I think I saw someone...

Richelieu: We'll think of it later, the Teahouse is up ahead.

Champagne's POV.

That was close. I want the Commandant, but the Cardinal show too much affection towards him... I want him for myself... he could only make me feel complete... I must hide from those Sakura Girls first...

Takao's POV...

She's getting away!

Takao: Jintsuu, come on!

Jintsuu: Alright!

We went after her, we must make sure the same won't happen to Ezra! But... Why are we feel like we're been stalked...

Janek's POV...

Pozdrowienia, moi widzowie!! "Greetings, my viewers!" My name is Florian Janek! Poland's Greatest Grenadier of the 52nd Kresy Rifles Infantry Regiment of 12th Mechanised Division! Although I'm retired, I'm now working as Michael's Lieutenant.

I along with Jeanette, Viktor, and Vasilli are hidden under the sand with proper camouflage, watching Takao and Jintsuu. We have orders to... Well, use them as baits to find their hideout!

Janek: Alright. Follow them, but keep a high distance.

Jeanette: Oui.

Viktor: Davai!

Vasilli: Da.

All of us are lightly armed, I got my VIS 100, Jeanette with her Glock 17 Gen 5 FR, and both Viktor, and Vasilli with their MP-443 Grach. As we went S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on both Takao and Jintsuu. Avoiding suspicion of the rest of the shipgirls. But still...

Begin Operation Iris's Rising Storm!

Back to Ezra...

Richelieu: Hah, there are so many adorable cats in here! That one looks cute!

Ezra: Huh? Go ahead then.

And there she goes with the cats.

Ezra: Huh? Icarus?

And there's Icarus in a maido dress.

Icarus: Welcome, Commander! Wait! I'm supposed to conduct myself like a maid...!

She stopped herself, slightly lifted her dress by the sides, and then bowed courteously to me... I don't really know what maids do, besides serving their master...

Well, I guess some still call me Commander...

Jeanne d'Arc: Oh! Commander!

I looked to my right and see both Saint Louis and Jeanne eating.

Saint Louis: Bonjour Commandant.

Ezra: Greetings, you two. I wonder why Richelieu really likes cats like that?

Jeanne d'Arc: Ah well... The Cardinal has known to have a soft spot for cats.

Ezra: Huh.

What a surprise... One of my former Officers, Erika Siegfield is known to be a Cat person... Maybe Richelieu is the same.

Icarus: Ahem. Commander, can you follow me to your table? And umm... Miss Cardinal, can you follow us?

Ezra: She'll catch up. Let her be with the cats.

Icarus: Very well, Commander.

Jeanne d'Arc: See you later, Commandant.

Ezra: Have a nice day.

Icarus then leads the way, to our table that was near the table. The ones that are near the windows... I have to say... That's quite a view.

I took a seat as if I have an appointment with Chris Hansen. I would feel safer with him watching for Ark Royal's Destroyer-con attempts.

Anyways, Icarus then gave me a menu, and the place one for Richelieu.

Icarus: Here's our menu, Commander. I recommend trying our famous royal milk tea.~

Ezra: Royal Milk Tea? I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try...

Icarus writes my order. I hope it's not the wo... *Few Coughs* Let's not talk about that...

And the Richelieu came to me.

Richelieu: Ezra! Ezra!

Ezra: Yes?

Huh. Richelieu with a Kat.

Fuck! Mispronounced!

Richelieu: Can we keep him?

And raised with her cat. Thank god I'm not allergic to cats... Did she put a collar onto the cat!?

Wait no, there's something that reads on the collar...

"A Special Gift for Captain Ezra and Cardinal Richelieu!" Signed by - Queen Elizabeth

Her Majesty sure knows her ways... Probably trying to win her vote against the Ironblood...

I then looked at Richelieu... Ugh... Whenever she smiles that cutely, it's enough to make me go off-kilter...

Richelieu: Pleaseeee!~

Ezra: G-Go ahead. 

Richelieu: Merci!~

Icarus's Mind: W-Wow... The Commander has finally found the girl he really loves... Because of his Girlfriend... It seems too toxic...

Richelieu: Is something the matter Icarus?

Icarus: N-Nothing! Nothing at all! What would you have?

Richelieu: Hm... I'll have the Royal Milk Tea. Looks delightful.

Icarus: Alright, two Royal Milk Teas. And anything to eat?

Ezra: I suppose a Full English Breakfast.

Don't ask... I often have to fight against the Yandere.

Icarus: Alright! And you Cardinal?

Richelieu: I'll have the... Toad in the Hole!

Michael's POV, Ironblood's Cafe...

Michael: *Painful Coughs*

Richard: What's wrong? Old Habits, like Smoking?

Michael: ... More like I have in my mind is the French often like eating frog legs...

Richard: Yeah... But why with the Long Handcuffs, Mich?

Michael: Because, you dummkopf, The Ironblood wants me to rejoin them. I have to make sure that won't happen.

Richard: And you ordered a fucking German Breadroll with raw pork mince! You are crazy, Mich...

Michael: Don't blame my habits... At least it's from Denmark...

Richard: Right...

Lutzow: Zzzz...

Richard: She's sleeping on your Lap, Mich.

Michael: Let her. She's not interested in getting me back.

Back to Ezra...

Richelieu: Boop!

She poked the cat's nose. He seems happy.

Richelieu: Hehe!~ He's a playful one!

Ezra: Heheh... Although, I don't have any ideas for his name...

Richelieu: Yeah. It's pretty hard to decide between all of these names. Alphonse, Etienne, Laurent, Milou, Monet, Pascal, Pierre, Remy, Voltaire, Yves, Ludwig, Lucifer and Ludoviska...

Shit. I'm trapping in a hard-end of the stick... And calling him Europa is dumber than a brick of schisse! Is it one or thirteen!?

Richelieu: Oh, was that a lot?

Ezra: You could say that. But... I'm not an expert on naming pets... No less than cats... I think I'm as bad as Yorktown...

The reference?

Yeah... That. Yorktown and I has something in common... Poor ability for pets name...

... If I have every bar of gold everytime Darkoreahhhh voted on every chapters, I would be as Rich as Elon Musk...

Fuck! Here comes the 4th Wall Ticket! ... Ugh... 400 Israeli Shekels... At least It's better... than 1.500 Shekels...

Richelieu: Sorry, what about you, love?

Ezra: Let me think...

Hmm... Maybe...

Ezra: Nazareth, I think? It's my mother's birth place.

Richelieu: That sounds nice, let's call you Nazareth!

He looks at me... Not amused.

Richelieu: Eh? He's not happy with that!?

Ezra: Sorry, fella... Maybe... Alexios?

And then he purred, I guess he liked the name of my favorite character from the Assassin Creed.

Richelieu: I think he likes it now! Here, why don't you hold him.~

I got a hold of him, and he rubbed his head onto my chest.

Richelieu: Aww... He really adores you!

Ezra: Eheheh... I guess he does.

Icarus: Here's your drinks and your meals!

Ezra: Oh! Thanks, Icarus!

Richelieu: Merci beaucoup!~

She did the maid's bow and left. As I was about to drink...

Richelieu: I don't want to sound weird, Ezra... But... having Alexios feels like we have a child...

Ezra: !?

N-N-N-N-N-NA... NANIIIIII!?

I... I'm now blushing... As I remember my conversation with Belfast.

Ezra's Flashback...

Belfast: ... By the way... Did you and the Cardinal do anything like... A Night Battle?~

Ezra: Belfast... We. Did. Not.

Belfast: Hehe.~ Just wanted to see you blush, Ezra. Although... did you plan to have a child?

End of Flashback...

Ezra's Brain.exe is not working. Request repairs?

Richelieu: It's something wrong, dear?

Ezra: Huh!? Umm... Nothing...

Richelieu: Are you... thinking about the future of us having a child together...?

Ezra: W-W-W-Well... Maybe... It wasn't on my mind... until... Belfast smacked me... with a child of... y-you and I...

Richelieu: Why's that?

I explained everything about my conversation with Belfast...

Richelieu: Well... I...

Ezra: You... You can just say no... I won't be angry... I'll just

Her face was red, but she lightly grabbed my hand...

Richelieu: I... I won't mind having a child together with you... B-But after we've reunited the Iris Orthodoxy...

Ezra: Y-Yeah... I'm... I'm not too sure about it, but if you accepts then... Okay...

Meanwhile, at the Ironblood's Cafe...

Jean Bart: Well... what are they saying?

Foch: Hard to say... They now have a cat though.

Jean Bart: Jeez, what's with my sister and cats.

Foch: They're just sitting there though.

Jean Bart: Guess we'll have to wait a bit before they finish and enter the Ironblood's Cafe.

Foch: Shouldn't we disguise to anything? And maybe-

Jean Bart: I didn't say you couldn't.

Foch: Eh!? We're lucky that both the Ironblood and Richie-

Jean Bart: You with your Eagle Specalist's obsession... Of course they didn't notice us!

Foch: It's just he's ripped... Eheheheh...~ *Drools a bit*

Jean Bart: Ugh...

...

...

...

Foch: Hey, Jean.

Jean Bart: Make it quick...

Foch: What would you feel if the Captaine had a child with your sister?

Jean Bart: Wha-!? A-As if I care about that shit!?

Janek's POV...

After many detours, changes of paths and close calls... We managed to reach to their final location! None of us got spotted too!

Jintsuu: I think she took a left hall!

Takao: Alright!

It sounded like she took out her Katana. After their footsteps got faint, we all got out and followed them... By sound.

We reach to a corner and stopped, that they got to Champagne. She's cournered by both Takao and Jintsuu.

Janek: *Whispers* Vasilli, your Bayonet.

Vasilli: Da.

I took Vasilli's Bayonet and took Jeanette's gum, that she's chewing.

Jeanette: *Whispers* What the fuck, Polish!?

Janek: *Whispers* I'll pay you later, Frenchie.

I make a makeshift tactical mirror and watched the courner.

Jintsuu: Alright Champagne. Just slowly walk towards us and we'll take you back.

Champagne: ...I see... will you take me back to my Commandant?

Takao: Something like that. However, do you feel strongly affected to the Commander?

Champagne: Yes... He's my light... I want to listen to his voice... look into his eyes... his warmth and his affection... I want to repay him with my eternal affection...

Okay that's kinda creepy...

Viktor: *Whispers* Why doing this job? Does the Boss, suspect an infiltrator!?

Janek: *Whispers* Maybe. Keep looking.

Jintsuu: Yeah she's really into him.

Takao: Welp. That was easy.

Looks like she unholster her tranquilizer and aimed it at Champagne.

Champagne: A tranquilizer? Shouldn't you two fear that?

Jintsuu: What do you mean?

Champagne: ... Sometimes it's not good leaving blind spots... You know?

Takao: I'll keep it pointed at her. Jintsuu... Can you look behind us?

Jintsuu: A-Alright...

Jintsuu looked behind her. Hold on, she fall to the floor!?

Shit... Looks like Director (Michael) was right! It was a trap!

Champagne: I'll let you turn around, Miss Takao...

She turned around, and she looked horrified... What did she saw!? 

???: Well, if it isn't Takao. The Commandant's Secretary.

Takao: Wait a sec... I know you! You're Forbin, Surcouf, Emile and two other shipgirls I don't know... W-What do all of you want?

They all got into view... Shit! Two more! Just as Jeanette reported!!!

Forbin: Take you out... So Precious Commandant will search for you and we'll take him for ourselves.~

I want to save her... But we need to use them to find the Infiltrator...

Takao: You're all sick...

Forbin: Too bad!~

Champagne: Goodbye, Takao...

Takao: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

She's hit!!! Along with Jintsuu!!! And now they're dragging them to somewhere!

Janek: *Whispers* Jeanette, follow me and get the Recorder ready! Viktor and Vasilli, get our Equipments! I'll alarm the Boss!

Viktor & Vasilli: Да лейтенант! "Yes Lieutenant!"

Jeanette: Not too loud...

As Viktor and Vasilli quietly retreat back to the Director's Office, I send a voicemail...

Michael's POV...

After leaving the Cafe, I removed the cuff. Until...

Michael: Hmm? I got mail.

Richard: What is it?

I pulled out my Android and saw the massage from Janek...

WARSZAWA_POWSTAĆ "WARSAW_RISE_UP" (Janek): Takao & Jintsuu is Captured! Me and Jeanette are following the Captors! Viktor and Vasilli are getting our weapons! This is going to be a Charlie Foxtrot!!!

I knew it... This is not going to end well... I looked to Richard and we both nodded.

Operation Iris's Rising Storm has reached phase two... Phase 3 is coming soon...