Even heard the tactic known as roof knocking, by the Israel Defense Force?

First bomb, means get out.

A phone call by Mossad, means get out now.

A second bomb, means your fault.

And Minato got the second bomb.

Minato's Base.

Minato noticed an ad... A drunk Richelieu lewd.

Minato: Oh... Well now...

As he was going to have it his way... And then...

SIREN Kevin: WHATCHA WATCHING BOI!?

*PIC SNAP!*

Minato: !?

SIREN Kevin: CAUGHT YOU! IN 20K, HDR, 1200FPS, SUPER STALINIUM, IOS 69, BLU-RAY, ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION, 1080P, PLAYSTATION 6!!!

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The SIREN Commissar run for the hills... as Minato...

5 Familiar Girls: Min~na~to...~

The blue hair boi turned around to see...

Minato: What the!? W-Wait...

SEES Girls: GET HIM!!!

[Cast aside wicked ones and just pick on of them.]

Yu: Oh crap...

Girls behind him: Hehehe...

Akira: YOU MARINE SON OF A BITCH!!! SHE WAS MINE!!!

Richard:

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IDF Controlled Base.

Israeli Soldier: Should... Should we help him?

*Sound of Minato's being tortured, Yu running for the hills, and Akria went on a Rampage*

Ezra: *Smoking* He'll be fine. No need. We've sent a bad luck bomb.