The next day in the morning MJ was asleep on her bed while Lucifer was asleep on the floor next to the bed with only a pillow until he suddenly shot awake getting up. Which woke up MJ freaking her out.

Lucifer  : what time is it!?"

MJ checked her phone and said.

MJ : it's 12:01? Why you panicking?"

Lucifer: I was supposed to make breakfast that takes hours of prep time alone and I have papers I have return and Meetings and i-

MJ : breath!"

Lucifer: ......."

MJ : they can wait. Also get out I gonna change "

Lucifer: right"

Lucifer then quickly turned around to walk away and immediately forgot the stairs and fell down.

MJ : DOSE DEVILDOM HAVE LIFE ALERT!?"

Lucifer : .......SAY NOTHING!"

Few minutes later MJ opened the door and Lucifer said.

Lucifer: you need better fashion sense"

MJ : look at you! Mr wear suits every single day! "

Lucifer : I fail to see the problem?"

MJ : .....go away! I have to change!"

MJ then turned Lucifer around and tried to push him away but he wasn't moving.

Lucifer : your disaster outfit is fine let's just go "

MJ : No! Now move!"

Lucifer : you know I think gravity is increasing on me"

He then started leaning back and MJ yelled trying harder.

MJ : no it's not!"

Lucifer : yes it is it happened yesterday?"

They both then slip and he fell on her and still wouldn't move.

MJ : your old butt is crushing me!"

MJ then eventually got away and then immediately shut the door hitting him straight in the head.

Lucifer : damn it!"

Few minutes later MJ opened it in a better outfit and saw Lucifer still on the floor holding his head.

MJ : revenge is sweet"

Asmo then ran over and then stop and asked.

Asmo : MJ!.....wait what happened?"

MJ : he said my outfit choice was bad!"

Asmo : oh honey he's not any better? He's opinion is meaningless?"

MJ : that's what I said!"

Asmo : anyway where were you?"

MJ : last night he came to apologize and then scared me about the boogie man I made him sleep on the floor in my room"

Asmo : wow? Anyway we found your birth video! We got bored waiting for Lucifer and started looking through the tapes and found it! We wanna see it"

Lucifer : why!?"

MJ : relax it doesn't show anything? It's actually funny from what I remember"

Asmo : come on then!"

Asmo then ran off and MJ walked off to and eventually Lucifer got up and followed."

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Once in the living room everyone was there and so was Solomon and Simeon and Beel was sitting on the floor eating food crying from happiness.

Lucifer : why didn't you just cook it yourself?"

Belphie : last time we did you got mad?"

Simeon : and I wanted to bring over leftovers and Diavolo told us to come check on you?"

Lucifer: why didn't anyone else do that?"

Levi : again last time we tired waiting you up you got mad"

Solomon : anyway I heard we're watching a little video and I'm curious about it"

Asmo : Levi press play!"

And so he did.

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(Gonna be a little more detailed because it's a mix of the tape and Solomon remembering it. And only Solomon can see what's happening in the backseat)

Mammon was out with his husband that was holding the camera and they seemed to be out shopping.

Mammon : you bring that everywhere!"

Solomon : memories In case
You die early"

Mammon : I'll take you with me!"

Solomon : how sweet"

Mammon : I-!?

Suddenly Mammon stopped and flinched in pain and then sat down on the ground hunching over in pain holding his stomach.

Solomon : food poisoning again?"

Mammon : I DON'T KNOW!"

He was taken back at Mammon's yelling but walked away to  get the car.

Solomon : why are my shoes wet?"

It then cut to Mammon crawling himself into the backseat of the car and then his husband setting the camera down in the passenger seat as he got Into the driver's seat and started the car and started driving.

Mammom : YOU COULD OF HELPED!"

Mammon yelled from the backseat and he was just laying there up against the door feeling like he's insides were twisting.

Solomon : I thought it was best not to touch you?"

Mammon : YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!"

Solomon : well that's not nice? Also why are you taking off your p-

Mammon : I DON'T KNOW I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO SHIT MY INSIDES OUT!"

Solomon : then wouldn't wouldn't it be best to keep them in? Who knows maybe it's an alien I wouldn't be surprised if you were abducted by one"

Mammon : ......SHUT UP!"

Solomon : you are so angry you need to relax?"

Mammon : I COULD HAVE A CHEST BURSTER IN ME AND YOU ARE TELLING ME TO RELAX!?"

Solomon : yes?"

MAMMON : YOU ARE HORRIBLE! NO WONDER NOBODY LOVES YOU!"

Solomon : ..... could say the same about you?"

Mammon : YOU F-

Mammom then started screaming in pain and Solomon decided to go a little bit faster to the hospital.

Mammon : HURRY UP!"

Solomon : I'm trying! I can't get arrested again!"

Mammon : I DON'T CARE!
IM NOT DYING BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DRIVE!"

Solomon: ....I wonder if we are close to the court house.... could get some divorce p-!?

Suddenly he got hit in the head with something that then got stuck in the windshield and saw it was a hammer.

Solomon : ....did you just throw a hammer at me!?"

Mammon. : WHY DIDN'T IT KILL YOU!"

Solomon : ARE YOU CRAZY!? YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE US CRASH!?"

Mammon : IF IM DYING I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!"

Solomon : YOU ARE INSANE!"

Mammon : I DON'T CARE!"

It then cut again and it was dead silent besides Mammon screaming and Solomon running red lights.

Then as Solomon stop at one he froze as he suddenly he a baby crying and turned around and saw Mammon a newborn baby and just starring at it.

Mammon : .....I think it's a girl......"

Solomon : ..... how?....."

Mammon : I don't know....."

Solomon : I -!?

Solomon suddenly looked back and started driving again and Mammon accidentally dropped her but quickly picked her up horrified.

Mammon : YOU MADE ME
DROP HER!"

Solomon : she'll be fine it builts character !"

Mammon: NO IT GIVES BRAIN DAMAGE!"

Solomon : then hold onto her!"

Mammon: IM TRYING SHE'S LIKE A SLIPPERY SHRIVELED UP RASIN!"

It then cut to Mammon in a hospital bed holding the baby girl facing away from Solomon and crying uncontrollably.

Solomon: why are you crying?"

Mammon : .....you yelled at me....."

Solomon : you threw a hammer at my head and I needed stitches!?"

Mammon : .....WHY ARE YOU YELLING AGAIN!"

Solomon : I'm not!?"

Mammon then started pressing the call button and yelling about how he didn't know Solomon and that he ran red lights and to call the police.

Solomon : why are you trying to get me arrested!?"

Mammon : BECAUSE YOU YELLED AT ME!"

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Lucifer : ..... well this explains why you are who you are MJ "

MJ : I was drop 5 more times that day"

Satan : that seems dysfunctional?"

MJ : I think this is why grandpa and grandma didn't like his husband. But they did love each other a lot even though they screamed at each other"

Asmo : did he ever get arrested?"

MJ : yep"

Lucifer walked over to Solomon and he said.

Solomon: broke out then we had to move"

Lucifer : why?"

Solomon : wasn't my fault though it was his"

Lucifer. : How?"

Solomon : long story short we basically had to kidnap our own daughter they get suspicious if you keep dropping it plus bill was crazy"