Me and my friend made a list of all the crap that ''Drunk Branch'' said in the fanfiction and wrote this ....

(Note: It happens after the movie and Branch is blue, POPPY is PREGNANT.)

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Poppy POV

-Where are you going Branch?

It was going to be at least 5 hours Branch had gone with GD to have fun ... it was 1h and the blue troll had not come back yet.

Poppy knocked at the door and opened it to make way for Branch.

-Finally! I was going to wonder if you had not been captured by Gargamel!

Branch smiles and says innocently:

-Gargamel? -Hic! Yeah! I am a smurf!

At first she did not understand but finally realized:

-Branch, are you drunk?

-I know why -Hic! you say it! It's because I'm blue! Like a smurf!

The blue troll laughed stupidly and entered the house singing

-🎶I'm bringing sexy back! Tuh tuh tuh!

Poppy grabbed her arm and asked him

-Have you drunk how much glass?

Branch smiles and says

- I'm not drunk! You know you have -Hic! beautiful eyes?

He approached her and grabbed her waist.

-Branch no. From 1) you are drunk and 2) I have a baby and it is in my belly!

-wait .... YOU ATE THE BABY?!?!?!?

-Ok, you are really stupid.

Branch running towards the room. He stumbled on a chair but got up immediately to go ....

Closing in the closet!

-Branch ?! What are you doing?!

-You do not want -Hic !, me!

-What?

-Too treat me as a stupid!

Poppy refrained from not laughing at this comment.

-Get out!

He had a moment of silence and Branch asked

-Truth or dare?

-Branch, I know where you are coming from and that's out of the question!

another moment of silence and:

-OOOOOoooooohhhhhh ....... he threw out.

Poppy opened the closet door, Branch was sitting in the dirty laundry basket. he looked at her and smiled.

-An angel come -Hic !, to open the door!

-Why are you in the laundry basket?

-I put my clothes there for the -Hic! wash!

-Branch, you have to take off your laundry before putting it in the basket!

Branch giggled

-Now the angel asks you Branch to go to bed, alright?

-I am not -Hic !, not Branch! I am a smurf!

-Okay, The angel asks the smurf to go to bed

Branch got up and went off to bed.

-You come with me? He asked an innocent smile on his face.

-Branch, I told you no. I can not with the baby anyway!

-I'm going to take how much of -Hic! time before you can? He said getting up.

Branch stuck his ear against Poppy's belly and said.

-hey baby, can you get out of there?

Poppy stopped laughing again.

- It's been only 3 months. He will stay there for another 6 months.

Branch nearly choked

-WE CAN NOT DO IT FOR 6 MONTHS?!? !!?!?! ??

-You understood everything ... you know, it seems that time passes faster when you sleep.

-I'm going to -Hic !, sleep then.

Branch lay down, Poppy came out of the room and Branch murmured in a childish voice

-Good niiignnnt!

When she closed the door, the phone rang. Poppy answered and the voice of DJ suki was heard.

"Hi Poppy!"

-Hello! You'll never guess, Branch came back here completely drunk!

"It's precisely to know that I have called you! GD is in the same state!"

-It is not true .... I do not imagine how was your side! Branch thought he was a smurf!

DJ laughs and continues

"I managed to put him to sleep, GD sleeps like a baby"

-Me also I managed to ...

But at the same time:

-IT'S NOT A BAD THING TO FALL IN LOVE, WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!! Scream Branch of the room.

"Uh ... so what was it?"

-I'm taking care of it....

She picked up and went back to the bedroom. Branch continued to scream

-IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MY MIRRORS! Wohoo!

She opened the door, Branch was gone!

-Branch?

-No! -Hic !, I'm a smurf!

She decided to play her game.

-Sort of your hiding little smurf!

The blue troll pulled out of the closet and lifted her

-I caught you!

-Bravo! Now you will sleep!

-But I can not without you!

Poppy hesitated

-It's good, you won

He rested her and she sat on a rocking chair next to the bed. She took a book to distract herself while waiting for Branch to sleep. The blue troll smiled and lay down.10 minutes later, Branch took the blanket and put it on her head. Another five minutes passed and Branch said:

-Poppy? Pooooopppppyyyyy? OH NO! I'm lost!

-What?

-I CAN NOT FIND THE OUTPUT!

Poppy stood up and took off the blanket from her face.

-Better?

-Wow! Super Poppy just saved the life of Smurf!

Poppy laughed and went back to sit down. Branch put the blanket back on her face and screamed before she could react.

-I HAVE BEEN CAPTURING!

-By who?

Branch removed the blanket from his face and told him

-It seems that -Hic !, it's obvious!

He put the blanket back on his face and shouted:

-GARGAMEL!

Poppy took the blanket and threw it into the corner of the room. Branch smiles again.

-You saved me!

-Well you want, I'll come back I'm just going to get something.

-Okay.

She left the room to go for a drink of water. When she took a drink in the cupboard:

-YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!

She jumped at Branch's shrieks of terror and rushed into the room.

-What? What's happening?!

Branch smiled at him and said.

-I've succeeded!

-Why did you scream?

-Because I -Hic! wanted to see you.

Poppy sighed and went back to her reading. Branch lay down again, giggling.

-Pops? The chair moves alone!

-You halucine Br .... little Smurfs, I'm sitting there. It's for her that she moves.

Branch stood up and threw herself on her, shouting:

-A GHOST!

She found herself on the ground, Branch on her.

-What must I do for you to go to bed? Asked her

-I go to bed on one condition!

-Which?

Branch kissed her, the taste of alcohol stung her lips, but she let him. When the blue troll ended the kiss she asked:

-Have you drunk how much bottle exactly?

-14

-That's what I thought.

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I hope it's yours more, I do not stop laughing while writing!

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