uncomfortable!au

*

INSPIRED BY:

brojokes@tumblr

[Luke: bro do you know why i follow you on twitter?

Ashton: no bro why?

Luke: 'cause i always follow my dreams bro

Ashton: bro]

reblogged from itslashtonbitch

2,195 notes

***

jaehyung tossed and turned on his bed, unable to find a comfortable position. "curse you, long legs!"

his roommate, brian, was scrolling through his phone on the bed beside his. hearing jae's accusation, the man turned to him. "what's up, jae? what happened this time?"

jae tossed his legs up yet again. they soon landed back on the bed, causing it to squeal out in pain. "AGH! my fucking legs are too long!"

brian hid his smile with his hand. "oh. that's what's wrong. i thought it was something serious."

"YAH! brian, stop making fun of me!"

brian hid his laugh with his sleeve, coughing to try to hide it again when it wouldn't go away. "i'm not, i'm not."

"you definitely are! i just want to sleep... why won't my legs get comfortable already?!"

brian sighed out, standing up. he stretched and walked over to jae's bed, sinking down into a sitting position beside his friend. "but isn't it too early to sleep, anyway?"

jae shook his head, shifting so that his legs laid curled toward brian this time. "no. i didn't sleep well last night."

"your dreams mess you up again?"

jae nodded once more, laying his legs flat and looking up at the ceiling in clear tiredness. "i'm so fatigued, AAAAAAAGH..."

"lemme tell you something that might cheer you up."

jae looked over at his friend, quirking his eyebrow up. "hm?"

"bro." brian put his hands in his lap. "do you know why i follow you on twitter?"

jae put his hands over his chest, crossed over one another like he was going to go down a water slide. his eyes strayed away to brian's hands and then landed on his face once more. "no... bro? why?"

brian then brought his hand to ghost over jae's shoulder, dramatically saying, "cause i always follow my dreams... BrO."

"... bro." jae shook brian's hand away from his shoulder. "my dreams haunt me. do you really think this'll make me feel better?!"

brian slunk his rejected hand back over to jae's lonely shoulder and nodded. "let me haunt you, instead."

jae groaned out in annoyance. "you know... i'm so done with you. if you want to haunt me so much, at least let me rest my legs on you." he didn't hesitate to throw his aching legs over brian's, finally settling in. even he was surprised at the comfort his legs finally felt after he draped them over his friend's.

brian, however, looked scandalized and tried to escape from jae's long legs. "jae. JAE! noooooo! get them off me! i didn't agree to this!!!"

jae grabbed brian's shoulders, preventing him from retreating. "noooo!!! i'm actually comfortable for once, don't go!"

"no way i'm letting you use me as a leg rest!"

"but you're not a leg rest... you're my fan! i'm your dream! i'm you're bro, and you're haunting me! it's meant to be!"

"EW! no way!"

jae pouted, refusing to let the protesting individual go. "but BrIaN!!!!"

"NO!" brian attempted to shove jae off of him, but the momentum caused him to fall back together with jae, who hadn't let go of him as he'd expected him to. "AGH! fuck!"

jae's eyes widened as brian fell into his chest, his arms flesh against jae's hips and his legs splayed under jae's bent ones. he heard brian groan. jae couldn't help rolling his eyes and groaning himself. he allowed his hands to slide off of his friend's back to grip his shoulders in order to push him up. but the position their legs were in caused them to fall back into the same place, eliciting even deeper groans from the both of them. "fuck. get off of me!" jae whisper-yelled into brian's ear, which was right near his mouth.

he felt brian shuffle before the younger man harshly stated, "i would... but you're also on top of me." his words were slightly muffled because his mouth was permanently glued to jae's collar bone, as was his nose. the man's warm breath scratched at jae's collar, making the blonde gulp and try to push brian off again. "w-wait. let me try." brian attempted to push himself up from jae.

suddenly, jae's leg began to cramp. "crap!" he accidentally kneed brian's stomach, bringing the poor man to fall back into him. brian let out a deep groan and his nose was buried in jae's collar bone for the third time.  jae's breath was knocked out of him as brian fell back onto his chest. "oww," jae whimpered out, both at having had a cramp just moments before and at having a human literally crush the breath out of him. brian grunted in agreement. "briannnn. why?!" he panted out, still trying to get back his breath.

"you were the one who knocked me back down!" brian groaned with similar heavy breathing.

"fuck. you're right."

they just laid in that awkward position for a bit, too scared to try to move again. their breaths soon came back to normal paces. jae felt brian's breath cause his neck to tingle and brian felt jae's heartbeat pulse against his chest. a few minutes in, jae slightly shifted his legs to bend them more comfortably over brian's and brian shuffled his forehead a bit to fit more comfortably beside jae's neck. "your legs feeling better, jae?" brian awkwardly breathed out.

jae nodded, his chin bumping against brian's shoulder. "how about your stomach?" jae reciprocated just as awkwardly.

"it's better already."

"good."

then jae buried his nose into brian's shoulder and closed his droopy eyes. "i'm so tired."

brian heard the exhaustion dripping from jae's voice and decided to just let him be. "well... good night then. sweet dreams, jae."

"same to you," jae mumbled out, his eyes growing droopier by the second.

brian smiled. he was tired, too. and he was surprisingly comfortable in this snuggly condition. so, despite himself, he drifted off into sleep following close after jae, forgetting how uncomfortable he was a first with the position they were in.

"i always follow my dreams," he found himself muttering before sleep overtook him, the soft light of the lamp and the pitter-patter of the rain on their windowsill forgotten.