halloween!au

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reblogged from alemanriq

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"what to do? it's halloween..."

jae was sitting on his couch, sulking. brian sat beside him, reading a magazine and occasionally grunting in reply to his friend's complaints. "mm."

"cmon, man!" jae turned to his friend, flicking him on the forehead. "wonpil's having a halloween party and i have nothing to wear to it!"

brian scowled and turned his head towards jae. "fine! what do you want me to do about it?!"

jae cleared his throat and grabbed brian's magazine, flicking through it with his long fingers as a distraction from his friend's angry gaze. "well... give me some advice, i guess."

brian sighed, taking his magazine back and shaking his head. "okay. any ideas on what you wanna be?"

jae shook his head as well, looking down. "not one."

"how about a banana?"

jae scowled. "what do you take me for?!"

brian chuckled. "fine, fine. don't worry, bro. i got your back."

jae eased his back into the cushions of the couch, rubbing his temples with one hand. then, as a backtrack, he hissed out, "don't you dare steal my back, brian."

brian sighed. "sure. as if i would."

"well, who wouldn't?" jae sarcastically shot back.

brian grumbled out something about how annoying jae was, at which jae scoffed. then, brian gave jae an actually (kind of) good piece of advice. "you should just go as a vampire or something. you're really pale, so you don't even have to wear face paint or anything like that. just get a cape and a white shirt and some fangs, and you'll be set for the party."

jae clapped his hands in enthusiasm. "i should be a vampire! why didn't i think of that before?! i'm so smart!!"

brian pushed him off the couch, clearly annoyed. "go get your costume, you ungrateful bastard!"

jae innocently smiled at his friend. "let's go, then."

"what?"

"you're coming with me!" and with that, jae pulled the disgruntled man up and ran out the door after grabbing his keys.

*

a few hours later, jae and brian stood before wonpil's door, waiting for him to let them in. brian adjusted his costume, glaring at his friend. "i can't believe you made me dress like a moron..."

"well," jae told him, slyly lifting his shoulders, "you owed me for all those meals i bought you when you were too lazy to lift your ass off the couch."

"ugh."

the next second, the door was being opened by dowoon. as soon as the younger man saw what brian was wearing, he covered his nose with his sleeve as a snort escaped it. "oh my god. young k... what are you wearing?!"

brian fumed, crossing his arms. "some shit this asshole bought me."

"well, well, jaehyung-hyung. how'd you get him to wear it?"

"blackmail," brian grumbled out as jae burst out, "he owed me."

"poor hyung... well, come on in," dowoon said, chuckling at their answers.

jae pushed past brian, enthusiastically entering the household. brian hefted his feet past the door frame in pursuit. dowoon patted his hyung on the back, closing the door behind him.

the vampire soon spotted wonpil and ran up to him. "yah! wonpil!!"

wonpil looked over at him, grinning. "hey, jaehyung-hyung. i see you and brian have finally made it!"

"yep! and guess who chose his costume!"

"you," sungjin cut in, walking up next to jae. "it's no surprise, hyung. he wouldn't dress up as a banana unless you forced him to."

jae proudly smiled at his friends, showing off his fangs. "yah! isn't it awesome?!"

wonpil smiled and shook his head. "sure, sure. now how about you go drink some blood or something, vampire boy?"

"how about you, cowboy? why don't you go ride sungjin or something?"

sungjin glared at him, adjusting his costume. "this pony ain't for riding, son."

"okay, okay." jae raised his hands in defeat. "i guess i'll just go drink some punch."

wonpil waved and began to walk away. "good luck with that. hope you get enough iron."

"i'll try." and with that, jae walked away.

*

brian stood at the drinks table, sipping on some banana smoothie. "stupid jae and his 'oh, don't worry. i just want to buy my friend a meal!' what an asshole..."

jae walked up behind him, whispering out, "fucking cannibal."

brian screamed and turned around, whacking the vampire across the face with his banana stem. "yah!! what the fuck?!"

"ouch!" jae surprisingly fell to the floor, grabbing his cheek. "brian, why?!"

brian helped his friend up with a chuckle. "you were the one who scared me, don't even try to defend yourself. you would do the same."

jae grumbled out something along the lines of, "at least i wasn't drinking one of my brethren in a milkshake..."

"it's a smoothie! and it's not like i'm actually a banana or anything!!"

"okay. tell yourself that."

"so if you drank that smoothie you would be drinking one of my kind?"

"yeah. i'd be ingesting your brethren."

"want some?"

"sure." jae took the straw brian was offering him in his mouth and slurped. "is goo!" he said, the drink still in his mouth.

"gross."

"shut up! at least i didn't bite off your arm, you banana!"

"okay." brian took back his drink and slurped.

"i want some more. give me!" jae grabbed for the cup, but brian turned so that he couldn't reach it.

"no way!"

"cmon! we're friends! give me a slurp of the smoothie! give the straw to your hyung!!!"

"no!" brian resisted, but he turned so hard that he almost fell onto the drinks table. jae caught his back, making an "oop" sound.

brian looked at his hyung, both thanks and disgust in his eyes. the drink was squished between their chests, keeping them from being way too close to one another. but they were still pretty close.

"now i'm the one who's got your back, jae joked.

"nice try, hyung." and with that, brian slipped from jae's grasp and took the smoothie with him.

let's just say the vampire was covered in banana guts and scowls until they got home.

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"jae?" brian grinned over at his friend, pointing at his head. "you still have bananas in your hair."

jae groaned. "shut up. just help me get them out."

"alright, alright. quit being so whiny."

the men were sitting on their couch, preoccupied with cleaning jae's hair of pieces of banana that were still left over after he took a shower. jae was whining, and he didn't even give a fuck about that anymore. he just wanted to get his hair back to normal so that he could go to sleep. "i have a morning class, tomorrow. help me!" he frantically carded his fingers through his hair, peeking at whatever he could. "help me, brian!" he screamed, throwing his arms in the air as defeat took over his features.

brian sighed, moving closer to his friend. "fine. lemme see." he placed his leg on the sofa, his knee poking at jae's side and his toes tickling jae's knee. "now, don't move, hyung."

"i'm not," jae breathed out as brian turned his face to meet his eyes. brian intently stared at the blonde's hair, then began to pick at it with his fingers.

jae didn't have anywhere to look. all he could see was brian. and that was hella awkward. cuz seeing brian upclose... jae couldn't deny that he was handsome. and jae could see all the concentration coursing through his friend's features. and it made jae uneasy that he was uncomfortable with being so close to his friend, because they were just best friends. nothing more. so he looked down at brian's thigh to distract himself from his mushy-like-a-squashed-banana thoughts.

"stop checking out my thigh, jae!" brian joked when he noticed jae staring at his leg.

"'m not!"

"you sure?"

"yes! of course i'm fucking sure..."

"alright." brian took jae by the shoulders and turned him around so that his hyung's back was facing him. once he was no longer forced to look at brian, jae heaved out a sigh of relief. "did you just sigh, jae? i'm the one doing all the work here."

jae shivered as brian's fingers began massaging his scalp. brian's breath tickled the back of jae's neck and he nearly jumped out of his skin. then, brian's knee pressed into his back for balance. "are you done yet?" the blonde choked out.

"almost," the brunette told him.

"okay."

soon enough, the banana guts were pretty much cleaned out of jae's hair. brian patted his hyung's back, giving him a quick hug and standing up. "you're all good now, jae."

jae awkwardly stood up, turning around to give his friend a warm smile. "ah. thanks, brian. you're the best."

"no problem!"

and with that, the eventful halloween day was over, and the two boys went to their bedrooms after sending each other gentle "good night"s.

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AUTOCORRECT KEEPS CHANGING HYUNG TO HYUNDAI I FUCKING CAN'T