alice in wonderland
so how was the trip???

charlotte's web
hey jax you met joe
right? he told me that
you saw you and
everything

even steven
our trip was great! but
i think that jax spent
a majority of it in his
hotel room

alice in wonderland
in nyc??

oliver wood
i can relate

charlotte's web
you didn't spend your
whole trip in a hotel
room you spent it in
timmy boy's apartment

oliver wood
is there really a difference???

charlotte's web
...

charlotte's web
i guess not

oliver wood
that's what i thought

oliver wood
so who'd you fuck jax???

charlotte's web
jax??

alice in wonderland
@evan does your brother
have a shift today?

even steven
that's a good question i
don't have the answer to

alice in wonderland
you're useless hollingsworth

even steven
i have finally achieved my
goal

alice in wonderland
oh fuck off

even steven
never

jaxx
what is going on here??

jaxx
i wake up from my beautiful
and wonderful nap because
of SO MANY FUCKING
NOTIFICATIONS AND I
COME AND SEE THIS SHIT???

charlotte's web
we have questions for you

jaxx
???

oliver wood
who did you fuck on your
trip?

jaxx
i? didn't? fuck? anyone?

oliver wood
that's a fucking lie

oliver wood
evan says that you never
really left your hotel room
which means that someone
had to be in there with
you ei: you're fucking
someone

oliver wood
so who is it?

jaxx
i didn't have sex with anyone

jaxx
and i left my hotel room

even steven
oh really now??

jaxx
just because we didn't spend
every day together does not
mean that i was a hermit who
stayed holed up in my room
the whole day

charlotte's web
lies

charlotte's web
now who'd you fuck

jaxx
no one!!!!

jaxx
i was hanging out with joe

charlotte's web
o h m y g o d

charlotte's web
did you get that joe dick because
if so i am so proud of you

jaxx
she says as she was literally
someone who told me NOT
to try and fuck him

charlotte's web
well did you get it??

jaxx
no

alice in wonderland
collective disappointment from
the audience

jaxx
but i did spent a lot of time
with him

even steven
doing what???

oliver wood
making out?

oliver wood
having some other form
of fun that doesn't include
penetration?

jaxx
you are so dirty-minded oliver
that it hurts

oliver wood
well am i right?

jaxx
well i MAY have shared a few
kisses with him

alice in wonderland
OH MY GOD

charlotte's web
HGHSHSPOFHGSHSGK

charlotte's web
HOLY FUCKBALLS

charlotte's web
MY SON IS GROWING UP

alice in wonderland
you broke my girlfriend!!!

jaxx
it's not MY fault she's reacting
this way

oliver wood
omg jax is finally getting a boyfriend

jaxx
we just kissed and made out a bit
that's all

oliver wood
but he did stay in your hotel room
a lot right?

jaxx
even spent a few nights there

charlotte's web
AHHHHHHHHH

alice in wonderland
she is literally screaming and squealing
her head off why would you do this??

jaxx
again: I AM NOT IN CONTROL
OF HOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND
REACTS TO EVERYTHING

alice in wonderland
yes you are and you know
it

jaxx
im actually not though

even steven
and i didn't know about this sooner??

jaxx
you were busy

even steven
how dare you

jaxx
don't even start with me

even steven
you keep up this attitude and
i might just have to tell everyone
a middle name that belongs
to you

jaxx
you wouldn't

even steven
oh i so would

jaxx
i hate you

oliver wood
okay your middle name can't
be that bad

jaxx
shhhhhh