jacky
hey bish guess who's
taking some time off
of work for the next
two weeks???

daisy
but this is a terrible time
for a vacation

jacky
im going to new york
so there's never really
a good time

daisy
true

daisy
wait why???

jacky
so like my brother's got
this premier that he wants
me to go to and i wasn't
gonna cause you know i
got work and my plants
and these new fish i got
like last week that i love
a lot and everything
but then i found out
that joe keery's gonna
be there so like guess
who's going to nyc now??

daisy
the fact that you are making
this decision because of your
obsession with joe keery
is concerning

jacky
but???

daisy
that's it

daisy
i literally just wanted to
tell you that it's concerning
you're making the whole
reason you're going on
this trip about him

jacky
i just wanna die happy

daisy
lol that's never gonna
happen

jacky
i mean i know that but
at least i'll have the
knowledge that i got
to touch his hair just
once

daisy
...that's creepy and i
have to terminate our
friendship over it

jacky
no please don't i
already got kicked
out of the gc
im in recently

daisy
lol i love that

jacky
IM HAVING A ROUGH
TIME DONT LAUGH
AT ME

daisy
OKAY JUST STOP
YELLING AT ME

jacky
fine

daisy
thank you

jacky
but i was wondering if
you could water my
plants and feed my
fish

daisy
did you really get fish
last week

jacky
maybe

daisy
maybe?

jacky
okay yeah i did becuase
i was at petsmart and
i wanted a cat because
i love them so much but
my apartment doesn't allow
cats or dogs but they do
allow little fishies and
small animals so i got
myself so fish to keep
me company

daisy
you live a sad life

jacky
i know shut up

jacky
im gonna grow up to be
the old fish man who's
really weird and lives
across the hall who just
talks to his fish to gain
social interaction bc
all his friends left him
and hoe jeery never
fell in love with him

daisy
...

daisy
okay joe is not the only
guy in the world you know??

jacky
i know but he's the only
one i wanna marry

daisy
that's sad and cute at the
same time

jacky
awe you said it's cute

daisy
and concerning

daisy
like you've never met him before
and he's straight + will never
marry you and you've probably
planned the whole ceremony

jacky
i'm thinking on a dock because
i want that ocean view without
all that nasty ass sand in everyone's
crevasses which will ruin the
experience

jacky
and probably just vanilla cake
because im a plain ass bitch

daisy
first off, that's the biggest lie
i've ever heard

daisy
and second, it's REALLY
concerning now

jacky
why im fine

jacky
so can you feed my fish???

daisy
ugh fine

jacky
and water my plants pls

daisy
fine

jacky
and make sure to talk to them
so that they know that they're
loved

jacky
ive heard it helps with growing

daisy
you are officially the weirdest
person i know and that's not
something you should be
proud of

jacky
you know what i will be anyway

daisy
why am i not surpised