babe
when are you coming
to la

hoseph
soon. be patient

babe
lol we both know that i
have never heard and
understood that word.
patience and i just don't
agree honey

hoseph
awe honey that's cute

babe
...shut up

hoseph
you're cute

babe
i hate you and am
definitely not blushing
because you called me
cute

hoseph
:)

hoseph
cutie

babe
you're insufferable and i
hate you so fucking much
right now but i want you
to come to la

hoseph
and i'll be there soon

babe
sooner???

hoseph
i can't do that sorry

babe
uggghhhhhh

hoseph
you can wait two weeks

babe
um no the fuck i can't

babe
i need you here sooner

babe
also i told lottie

hoseph
i know. she threatened
me against hurting you
and then asked when i
was going to put a ring
on it

babe
she did not!!!!!!

hoseph
she did

babe
i am going to have to
have my own talk with
her because no rings
will be exchanged for
a while

hoseph
i think she was trying to
mean when im going
to ask you out

babe
well...when are you?

babe
and please don't tell me
"when we see each other
again" because timothee
did that to oliver and he
wanted to d i e and i don't
wanna die myself

hoseph
i wasn't gonna do that

babe
nice

hoseph
but im not doing it over
text either

babe
should i call you? or maybe
ft is better

hoseph
no

hoseph
i am waiting so that i can
see you in person

babe
f u c k y o u h o e k e e r y

hoseph
oh come on you can't say
that the moment i ask you
you don't wanna jump
my bones

babe
...fair point

babe
but there is a thing called
sexting and phone sex

hoseph
no. the first time we do any
of that i want it to be in person

babe
you're no fun

hoseph
i never said that we couldn't
in the future. i just said
that i want our first time to
be in person so that we can
actually feel each other

babe
you raise a fair point there

hoseph
thanks i know

babe
okay fine

babe
but im not happy about it

hoseph
:))))))

babe
oh fuck you

hoseph
i know you want to