jax
give me attention

joe
im busy

jax
apparently not that busy
if you can respond to my
text

joe
i have stuff to do right now
i can't entertain you

jax
no

jax
dance monkey dance

joe
im not a monkey

jax
dance MONKEY dance

joe
no

jax
yes

joe
stop

jax
never

jax
im bored and lily's working and
no one is responding in the gc
so you have to entertain me

joe
i can't

joe
go on the internet and watch
vine compilations or something

jax
as tempting as that sounds,
annoying you so that you're
forced to have a conversation
with me sounds better so...

joe
look at memes on twitter

jax
i prefer instagram for my memes
actually

joe
then insta

jax
i already looked at insta for
an hour

jax
and i watched all of the new season of
south park on hulu so im boooreedd

joe
do you have work today

jax
no it's my day off and so im
bored

joe
can you take someone's shift today

jax
probs but i hate work

joe
go to waffle house

jax
you think you're funny, don't you

joe
oh i know im funny

jax
whoever told you that is a motherfucking
liar and you should never trust them
again

joe
so rude to me

jax
you won't entertain me

joe
well im talking to you right now
and that's the best that you'll get

jax
not good enough

joe
sorry not sorry then

jax
i hate you

joe
thanks same

jax
you're terrible

joe
is that the best you can do

jax
im telling tmz that you're rude as
well and then im gonna watch
your career burn

joe
thanks xx

joe
i never liked acting anyway

joe
:)

jax
you're so rude to me like i can
out here for a good time and
im honestly feeling so attacked
right now

joe
you can here so that you can
annoy me and see me dance
so good

jax
i hate you

joe
lottie telling me to be good and
respond or else she'll rip of my
balls because you love me
when we first started talking
says otherwise

joe
so does yourself

jax
sorry but i have no idea what
you're talking about

joe
i think you do

jax
soz i really don't

jax
i totally have not loved you for
a long time everyone who says
that is a motherfucking liar

joe
did you just call yourself a liar?

jax
no

jax
i never lie

joe
sure

joe
gotta go

jax
wait no pls don't leave

jax
joe

jax
joe

jax
hoeseph come back here

jax
well then fuck you