I CAN'T WATCH
US BLEED TO
D E A T H !

❝Me? Have a crush on Joe Keery? That's...that's not right at all. I mean, yeah he's cute and everything and his hair is really great and he has an amazing voice...but I definitely am not in love with him.❞

❝Stop fucking lying to yourself, Jax!❞

ALTERNATIVELY: Jax Hollingsworth, brother of the famous Evan Hollingsworth, was totally not in love with Joe Keery. Not really, but just enough to badger his friend, Lottie Winters, who works with him on a show for over a year just to get his number. Deciding to act on that immediately, he texts the number and begins to annoy the hell out of the actor using shitty memes and other methods for months. Then, when Evan pleads with Jax to accompany him to a premier and he does. He didn't know that Joe would be there and he didn't know that in the two weeks that he's there with the actor he'd fall for him a bit. But he didn't like what came next.

cast !

❝it hurts me seeing how happy we were versus now when we don't see each other at all❞

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❝I never meant for it to seem I left you behind when I started being in the band. I'm sorry❞

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❝you better not be done with him now. i still have to see him and you have annoyed me way too much to quit now❞

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❝let me be gay and happy with my boyfriend. not all of us have to pine hopelessly like you❞

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❝so you're telling me that you've been obsessing for him for over a year and now you're fucking done with him?❞

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❝your brother makes me happy❞

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❝seeing you pine over him is hilarious. never stop❞

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❝take my help or don't, only one way do you come out on top❞

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DISCLAIMER i do not own any of the celebrities mentioned. i only own my original characters

DEDICATION dedicated to my girls of lord farsquad because I love all of you and to those who really wanted this sequel

AUTHORS NOTE this is a sequel to my timothée chalamet love me right. to understand some things that happen here I would suggest reading that first. but, if you don't want to read that, here are the main things to know:

• this book starts where pt. 2 of love me right starts so timothée and oliver aren't together yet
• river and oliver used to fake date before she tried to sabotage him and then he exposed her

TIMELINE started, 31 august 2018
finished writing, 21 december 2018
ended, 26 december 2018

side note: I found out that this picture of timothée and nick exist and my heart was like ❤💜💚💙💗 I just love my boys so much honestly