1. The characters are ill developed.

2. No cares 'How hot they are.'

3. Hey Stephanie, have you heard? There's this new thing called a vocabulary! Are you thinking of getting one?

4. The protagonists are boring.

5. So are the antagonists.

6. WHO CARES ABOUT BASEBALL WHEN YOU CAN PLAN CAPTURE THE FLAG OR QUIDDITCH!?

7. I've never understood Victoria....

8. Jacob's creepy. In Eclipse, he kisses Bella. In Breaking Dawn he develops a crush on Bella's newborn daughter. Tell me that's not creepy.

9. Is "Twilight" the best book title you could come up with? Why don't you just call it, "Vampire Werewolf Human Stupid Love Triangle"?

10. Love triangles are overused.

11. WHY DO THEY SPARKLE? DID WE SUDDENLY GO FROM EPIC VAMPIRES LIKE DRACULA, TO TODDLERS IN TIARAS?

12. Get me some real werewolves.

13. This is the kind of book the only appeals to teenage girls and their mothers who want to be "cool".

14. I've heard this argument many times from Twihards or whatever the Hades they're called, "Twilight encourages young kids to read and whatnot. It's a great series for eight year olds." Do you think eight year olds really need to read the sex scene between Edward and Bella?

15. Why is a sex scene necessary?

16. Most of the names in Twilight are dull and boring. Edward, Jacob, Alice, Isabella, Charlie, Emmet, Jessica, Victoria etc.

17. Give the villains REAL reasons to be evil.

18. Me: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Up ab-
Edward: IMMA TWINKLIN' NOW.
Me: ...

19. Do we really need three pages to understand this, "Edward kissed me. He's SOO hot."

21. I skipped twenty, oops! Must be something I learned from Stephanie What's-Her-Name.

22. Charlie should be arrested. His daughter was in a depression and he didn't do anything.

23. The only two movies I can think of that are worse than any of the Twilights, are Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief and Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters.

24. No one cares "How hot the actors are.", "How epic the soundtracks sound.", "Taylor Lautner is Bae! ", or "Twilight is awesome sauce.". Siriusly, no one cares.

25. Twilight came to you in a dream. Pfft, more like a nightmare.

26. Buffy the Vampire Slayer has real vampires and werewolves, you should check it out sometime.

27. Alice is literally the only really cool character.

28. Name any guy you know, who's actually read one full Twilight book.

29. Everyone in Twilight is a sob story.

30. Mary Sue. Mary Sue. Mary- Mary Sue. I see Rosalie, I see Esme, and look- there's Bella!

31. You work up to the the frickin' climax and don't even have a fight?!

32. I feel that in the second book, all Bella does is cry, have nightmares, and whine.

33. Jacob, "Hey dudes, let's totally take our shirts off and jump off a cliff. You too Leah!"

34. I've noticed that the covers rarely correspond with the actual book. Oh wait, did I say rarely? Try never.

35. "I was born to be a vampire." That's like saying I was born to have blonde hair and then I- DYED IT RED. LIKE WHOA.

There are many more complex and well reasoned arguments on how terrible this Vampire Romance really is, but these are some of the most common and harshly true fights against Twilight. But there are very few, positive arguments about the series. Do you have have any, and if so let me know in the comments. This chapter was not supposed to offend anyone and I deeply apologize if it did. So have an awesome day and don't be Bella Swan!