My phone vibrates in my hand as I look around for new clothes. It's Sans.

"Hello?"
"Hey, What's up?"
"I need your help... Can you come here?"
"I can't, I'm buying clothes..."
"Alright, well hurry up and get over here."
"I can't find them."
"What do you mean you can't find them?"
"I can't find them, there's only soup."
"What do you mean there's only soup?"
"It means there's only soup."
"Alright then get out of the soup aisle."
"Alright you don't have to shout at me!"

I wander into the next aisle...

"THERE'S MORE SOUP!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!"
"There's just more soup!"
"Go into the next aisle."

...

"There's still soup!"
"Where are you right now?!"
"I'm at soup!"
"What do you mean you're at soup?!"
"I mean I'm at soup."
"What store are you in?!"
"I'm at the soup store!!!!"
"Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!?!??!??!?!?!?"
"FUCK YOU!!!!"

I hang up abruptly and angrily stomp towards the exit when I notice... It.

The love of my life.

Soupghetti.

Spaghetti flavoured soup.

Spaghetti. Flavoured. Soup.

Sans is gonna flip!

I can make spaghetti without it being spaghetti! I can prank my brother!!

The great Papyrus is, indeed, a great Papyrus.