I growled as I woke up, my face in a plate of spaghetti, and covered in pasta sauce. Wait... SPAGHETTI?! That DAMN tall skeleton. How dare he put my face in his disgusting spaghetti?! I hate him! Less so than I hate his stupid comedian brother, but still... 

Wait...

Wait just one damn minute...

WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!?!

I was falling... onto the golden flowers...

and now...

I'm...

"Where am I?" I mumbled, my voice weak and timid, gah... how pathetic...

"HUMAN! YOU ARE AWAKE! I SEE YOU FELL ASLEEP WHILST CONSUMING MY DELICIOUS PASTA INVENTION! NO MATTER, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL GET YOU A TOWEL FOR YOUR FACE!" The stupid tall skeleton rushed out of the room, and I noticed the sunlight streaming through the window. This... doesn't make sense... I'm... OverGround? The door burst open, very loudly and very suddenly, and the short, stupid, ugly, annoying comedian stomps in.

"Sup Kid." he mutters, probably drunk or half asleep knowing the lazy idiot. I merely nod in response, after all, I still need to find out what's going on.

"SANS! YOU ARE BACK FROM NEW GRILLBY'S I SEE! FRISK HERE WAS JUST SNOOZING IN MY PASTA!" Papyrus came back into the room, carrying a cyan towel which I snatched from his stupid gloved hands. 

"Ya okay Kid? Not like you to be napping on the job. That's my thing." Sans grins, his weird white pupil things glinting mischievously. 

"I'm FINE Sans. Just tired." I mumble. I'm still not used to this insanely quiet voice. If I even try to raise my voice I just croak.

"Hm... Papy, can I speak to Frisk alone please? I gotta BONE to pick with her." Sans' stupid grin remains on his stupid face... and I really need better insults... it's like my brain won't even allow me to think of nastier things... huh.

"OF COURSE BROTHER! I SHALL GO TO UNDYNE'S PLACE! HER AND ALPHYS NEEDED HELP WITH SOME SPARRING! I WILL RETURN... SOON... MAYBE... NYEH HEH HEH!" The bone idiot leaps out the window and runs off. Good riddance. 

"So... who are you, and what the HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO FRISK?!" Sans growls, and I smirk evilly. That comedian. 

"Hello Sans... it's me... your old friend... Chara."