"Oro-kun! Teach me your long-tongue technique-thing! I wanna use it to get more ninjutsu!" Orochimaru looks up, face carefully blank, as his personal annoyance runs up to him, a cyan haired blue-eyed menace with no name.

"No."

"But Oroooooooooo~!" She whines, tugging on his arm.

"Tch, I'm trying to figure out a way to keep Rin alive, and you're bugging me to teach you some jutsu that I don't know so you can get more jutsu out of it?"

"Edo Tensei."

"I don't know that either! Stop comparing me to canon!" He snaps, and the girl frowns.

"Do you have a heart?" Orochimaru glares at her, and she waves her hands.

"No! I mean like, an actual heart! One you can transplant! Just transplant a heart into Rin and have Minato put her into stasis and have Tsunade come back and heal her." Orochimaru stares blankly at the girl.

"You make it sound so simple. The transplant needs to be immediate-"

"Chidori is a lightning technique, right? Right. So that would make it easier to transplant since electricity would still be running through her veins. and would kickstart the heart. Oh, by the way, I also came to say that Rin just got kidnapped and Kakashi is running after her. So grab a heart like, right now. I'll warn Minato?" Orochimaru nods, and they both run as fast as they can to their designated destinations, neither wanting to go up against Madara or Obito.

They make it just in time. Obito watches as the snake Sannin and Fourth Hokage slay the entire army, in awe.

Rin still dies. Obito still goes berserk, Orochimaru telling Minato to take Kakashi and Rin to the hospital.

The girl watches in a sick sense of fascination as wood goes through her stomach. Watches as Orochimaru knocks Obito out. Watches as the world tilts, her only friend catching her before she hits the ground.

"Why didn't you dodge?!" The girl smiles.

"It's Obito. I was frozen where I stood. Eh, maybe I should work on that? Hahaha..." Orochimaru glares at her, ripping the wooden pole from her stomach and healing her.

"You can't die, you might haunt me." The girl snickers, standing up once she's healed.

"Most definitely. Every day, I'd annoy you even more than I already do, throwing sporks at you." The girl says, grinning.

"You don't seem very sad that Rin died..."

"Eh, I'm a good actor, Oro-kun."

"Unless you're tired."

"Unless I'm tired."

"Or hungry."

"Or hung- no I'm not!" Orochimaru smirks at her, before walking away from the battlefield.

"Ugh, I need to get drunk."

"That's unhealthy."

"You're unhealthy, Oro-chan...-kun." The girl amends when Orochimaru's killing intent rises.

"Danzo is taken care of, by the way. I took over his position."

"Even ROOT?"

"Yes, since it's still legal."

"Good. Also, please don't start experimenting on people until you've experimented on rats and monkeys. The rat's minds are similar to ours, and the monkey's genes are close to ours." Orochimaru frowns at the girl.

"I'm not giving you a kekkei genkai, no matter what you're bribing me with."

"The handsigns to Edo Tensei?"

"... I'll ask Mina-"

"Nevermind. I was joking. Hahahaha!" Orochimaru smirks at the uncomfortable laugh.

"You're still afraid of him?"

"He's fucking scary! He once caught me trying to prank him- I wouldn't suggest it. He was pissed. I mean, yeah, I'd be pissed if my hair turned pink, but still! Scary!" The girl looks around as if Minato will pop up, and then freezes when he does.

"Ha- haha, heyyy~ Minato-kun. Is Kakashi-san alive?" Orochimaru drops the girl, who jumped in his arms when Minato appeared. Minato frowns at the girl, ignoring her and grabbing both of them, teleporting them to the hospital.

"Orochimaru-san."

"Minato-sama." They nod at each other seriously, and leave the girl in the lobby as they talk.

The girl shifts, walking away from the hospital to train.