Chapter Five: Yeah She's My Friend No She Won't Kill Me. You? Probably.
Apparently Clarisse, is scary? I dunno.
Right now me, Drew, Clarisse, and Nyssa are trying to drown each other, but not drown each other?
I watch as Nyssa pushes Clarisse into the water, then Clarisse swimming, and pushing Drew into the water. I start swimming back to shore as my purple camp half blood shirt clings to my body.
But of course I also get dunked under the waves. The waves. I love the waves, yesterday or something I watched Sierra surf from a distance. She said she'd teach me one day, after all this demigod stuff, or next week. Next week she said, well I might be dead next week!
Ah yes, demigod life. Constant fear of death, dying, losing dessert privileges, and more death!
But I wouldn't change this life for the world.
Well actually on that note I might die saving the world! Hades war, yada, yada. Now do I believe Hades did anything?
No! He's a badass but also wouldn't hurt a fucking flea.
We eventually get up, and go t shower change. Then laundry WOO!
(Ok authors note how the hell does laundry work in camp half blood?)
I throw my laundry in a washing machine like the ones you see at the dry washer.
I wait for my clothes to wash while painting a photo of well. I don't know what. When I paint I let the painting choose what it wants to be. I let my thoughts run wild, and start then end.
Finally my clothes are done laundry-ing? I take them then head back to the Hermes cabin. Oh, and I stole Sierra's hoodie because why not?
It's a nice hoodie ok? Grey big, comfortable, and umm a hoodie? Idk.
I then as I'm walking have a long thought about my future.
Will I ever going to university? College?
Will I ever fit in this weird strange but cool world?
Will my godly mom notice me?
Do they have oranges in this camp?
Will I ever get a girlfriend? Yes girlfriend, as omnisexual.
Hell do I even have a crush? Nobodies caught me eye. The last crush I had was on my cat in second grade.
Did Mr. Mew Mew have to die?
"Ugh." I say groaning un frustration entering the Hermes cabin to see Chiron?
"Corinna!" He greets "Welcome to camp!" He says as I nod my thanks "I need to talk to you, and the Witlocks. The big house." He says his voice dropping from cheerful to deadly serious "Get them, then go right now."
Will I say he's scary? Nah but I go, and find Sierra, and Sam arguing about bread.
"Hi Chiron wants to see us." I tell them as Sierra curses, and says she knew he would catch us. DAMN IT I remember the stream of pranks we pulled this morning.
She then tries to run with the excuse walking her fish, but Sam says she has to "Own up to her mistakes."
"You also helped y'know?" Sierra tells him then skipping along to the big house "Trouble here we come!" She shouts heading to find either a mad Chiron, or trouble.
I run after her before she manages to commit arson while singing Olivia Rodrigo.
She was damn about to commit arson when I caught up to her. Not really? Maybe kind of? I have no idea what she does in her free time. We walk into the big house never been here.
Just imagine like hmm. Like wooden floors, freshly painted white walls, an upstairs, and lots of rooms. Yeah that's it.
We enter one of the many side rooms on the bottom floor. I see Chiron waiting with a very stern look on his face.
"How's the weather?" I ask trying to be casual, and nonchalant. Yeah it didn't work. It's like when your school principle pulls you out of class. That feeling. And if you've never faced it.
Anxiety, all attentions on you.
They're listening to your words but you know they don't care.
Judging you.
Being very annoying.
Going "Bleh, bleh, bleh since she was crying you obviously did something." Like girly principle she was sad because her boyfriend broke up with her. I was comforting her, and playfully punching her. PLAYFULLY SHE EVEN TOLD ME IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'm glad I'm at camp now.
"The weather is nice." Chiron replies as he signals for us to sit down. But their are no chairs.
Ok wait let me describe this room.
White walls. Big light on the ceiling. Desk like the principles office. Just imagine a generic principles office with photos of Luke, Annabeth, Clarisse, and other campers in the background.
Oh! And plants lots of plants. Like lots, lots.
"Nice weather to pull pranks?" Chiron asks "Yes, I knew it was you three. Put the pieces together the Hermes cabin never did anything like this before. Not until you three arrived."
"Umm thanks?" Sierra asks "Yeah Ima just goo umm my dog has to teach my piano lessons." Then she dashes out the room, as I follow leaving Sam under Chiron's intimidating glare.
Realizing now that was a really dumb excuse. But eh :P
Shit I realize remembering I'm meant to be at the Aphrodite cabin. I run off to cabin ten barging in the door.
"Sorry I'm late." I say then crouching down, and sitting beside Silena Beauregard. Silena hands me a paint brush, and some paints as I nod my thanks.
I paint I don't know what it is yet. All I know is that it will be amazing. When I dap the last stroke of watercolour, I look, and see it's a purple really cute sunset! I practically squeal with happiness.
I then grab a sharpie from a random campers nightstand, and draw a cat. Then two people holding hands on the beach looking at the sunset. Them heavily in love. Love.
I'm making myself sound like a lovesick idiot, oh wait I am a love sick idiot.
Anyways I then show Silena as she squeals.
"They're in love!" She says as if love is the most beautiful thing ever which it is one of the most beautiful things ever. All kinds of love platonic, romantic, agape, self love, and everything in between.
I really am a love sick idiot.
"I gotta go, and thanks!" I say grabbing the watercolour painting as Silena hands it to me. I run back to the Hermes cabin as I have no idea where else to go.
Do I have to go? No. I just needed a nap.
Basically translates to your authors lazy, and doesn't want to type five hundred more words to get to 1500 words, and she should be paying attention to her meeting. (no it's not important though I have a important one after this that should be fun!)
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