Competition

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You just can't have it all.

-Misty

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Sakura's POV

The next day!

I lazily got up from my QUEEN SIZED BED, fit for a QUEEN LIKE ME, and went to the kitchen to see what's gonna poison me next--- I mean, what the guys were cooking for breakfast.

But unlike the usual, 'seeing a weasel burning the eggs' scene, my brows furrowed when I saw Sasori =_=

Wait, he can cook? Baka. =_=

And, yeah I guess he's not stupid enough to not feel my presence so he faced me with an annoying grin. WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO THIS JERK??

"Good morning, darling!"

I glared at him.

"F*ck you too."

But the a-hole just laughed his ass off. "HAHAHHAHAA! When and where?" *smirks*

My eyes shot wide open at what the freak said!! HOW DARE HE?!?

"Cut the crap you piece of sh*t!!! Why the heck are you in here anyway?!?!" I yelled and looked away. Damn blush! Kami, I swear I'm gonna cut these cheeks of mine!! I've been freaking BLUSHING too much since yesterday!!

"Heh..what do you think I'm doin'? PLAYING POKER?"

I jerked my head to his direction and gave my deadliest glare. Oh, this bastard is dead!!

"Sasori, you are such an annoyance, you know that?"

He took the plate of newly fried eggs and placed them on the table, giving me a bored look. "Look who's talking? Seriously, Sakura, YOU are calling me, an annoyance? Tsk. Consequenses of not having a bigger mirror." =_=

My mouth gapped. DAMN HIM AND HIS HANDSOME FACE! hahahaha seriously, I still pay attention to his face? Haha XD

"Now, now honey... Before you kill me and put me in a coffin, eat..." Akasuna said and sat on a chair to start eating.

Hmmmm......

I eyed the plate of eggs. IT LOOKS SO F*CKING SUSPICIOUS!!!! I mean, just look at that egg yolk!! Its one shade darker!! He gonna kill me!! And so, I snorted and crossed both my arms on my chest.

"F*ck no. I'm not eating that crap! Its poinsoned!"

He gave me an 'are-you-effing-mental?' Look and took a bit from his plate. "Suit yourself." Wow! Whatta gentelman! Sheesh. =_= can't he be a little more caring?! Well, I mean.. Its not like I give a damn with him!

I turned around and was about to walk out when I saw Tokeshi walking my way, with that heart-killing smile of his! WHY MUST HE BE THE DISCIPLE OF PRINCE CHARMING?!?!!

=____= Damn~

"Hi, Sachi!! Good morning~~" ^____^

I was about to greet him back but Sasori spoke, "SACHI??? Her name is SAKURA, you fool." =_=

Tokeshi had an imaginary question mark on his head and asked, "Um... So, your name isn't Sachi?" And again, I was about to answer thet freakin question meant for ME, but Sasori just had to stand by my side, glare and bark like a wild dog!!

"Tsk! Can't even comprehend such an simple thing?!?! HER NAME IS SAKURA, so you better just go back to where you came from!! Just say hi to Satan for me!"

Woah. OMG like, OMG.... WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING TO HIM??

I looked at the redhead's eyes, tsk! The same eyes he had the moment he punch Tokeshi!! Damn, I never seen him so filled with hatred before!

But when I peeked back at Tokeshi, his aura changed. What the.....

"Well, whatever her name is, I am pretty sure she DOESN'T and WILL NEVER belong to someone like YOU."

I heard the puppet master growled.

"You better make sure your room is always locked, bastard. Unless, you want me to turn you into my puppet earlier than planned!!"

My eyes widened.

Uh oh..... He's planning to turn Tokeshi into his puppet?!?!

Wait, Sasori likes Tokeshi?? =____=

Tsk! So, does this means he's a MERMAID out of poo water???

=_________=???

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