A/n: Finally, a chapter that's more than 700 words.

✨TRIGGER WARNINGS✨

•Slight Homophobia
•Suicide but not really suicide-you'll see idk how to explain it
•murder
•impersonation

"Andrew, is this how we're going to spend the rest of our lives?" Raegan asked, her voice a low whisper of excitement. She loved being on the run. It was so fun, so thrilling, and it made her feel so powerful when they got away.

"Well, baby, you know how we love the rush of adrenaline we get when we do something bad?"

She nodded in enthusiasm.

"Well, I was thinking. We could get one of those professionals to change us up, we could have fake ID's, fake lives, and all the while we can just go back to who we are now and do the bad stuff when we want to-"

"Wait..fake lives?! Oh my god, that sounds amazing!" She exclaimed.

"But oh, no we aren't starting off new..I have an idea" he smirked.

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Several hours later, they had killed a lonely, rich old man. Nobody knew of his wealth, so nobody would care that he was gone. A sad world they lived in. People only cared of you had money.

Andrew left all of the man's hidden money, expensive items, and credit cards, leaving with nothing. They put the old man's neck around a noose and hung him from the ceiling, his body dangling and swaying around, but somehow, it was motionless.

Andrew was completely unphased by it, smirking.

He found Raegan, and reminded her of the plan. 

"Okay, so..once we get our disguise we can go to the bank with his will and say you were his grand daughter, who he left all cash assets to"

"Uh, won't his actual grand daughter shut you down?"

He smirked, "She can be murdered as well. Also, she's an orphan, honestly, who will know? We just get our disguises and head over there to the police, fake some tears about your grandfather dying, and they'll inform you of everything he left for you. I've sone a deep search on his final will and testament, and he basically gives everything to his only living relative-his granddaughter."

"All we have to do is get into our system and look up their information So we can act as closely as possible to them."

(A/n: Don't worry, Ik this seems unrealistic, but it will make more sense nexr chapter)
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Remus rolled his eyes after Roman was handed off to him, "you'd better be paying me for this."

"I put food on the table, clothes on your back, and sex toys in your room, what more could you possibly need?" She asked with a smug look on her face.

"MoooOOOOMMMM!" Remus pouted, not appreciating the teasing.

"Oh you, i'm joking" she chuckled, walking out the door.

Janus smirked, "is she though?"

Virgil sighed, grabbing a banana, and taking a bite out of it. This was going to be a long night.

"Can I have a sex toy?" Roman asked with big, innocent eyes.

Virgil nearly choked on his banana, sputtering, "no!"

Remus smirked, "sure, let me go grab one, i'm sure you'll have a lot of fun with it."

"Remus, you can't!" Janus yelled.

"Why not? If you look under his bed, I bet you'll find some of his own."

"Well, he isn't in his normal mindset, Remus, he's basically and eight year old now!"

Virgil rolled his eyes at their bickering, and kissed Remus to shut him up from his retaliation.

Roman squinted his eyes and exclaimed, "Eww! I'm telling mommy that you kissed a BOY!"

"What!? She knows I have boyfriends!"

"BoyfriendS?! So now you're gay AND you're cheating?!" Roman gasped.

"Actually, no, it's called a polyamorous relationship" Virgil smirked, "and we ALL love each other, so it's not cheating."

"Yes it is!"

"You're too young to know anything about love" Virgil sighed.

"I'm the same age as you!" Roman protested.

"Not right now you're not. And he-HEY DON'T SWING YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT YOU COULD HURT IT WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS!" Virgil yelled, Remus and Janus literally being able to hear the panic attack in his voice.

"Virgil! Calm down, you're acting like a mom" Janus smirked.

"No, he's acting like a brother that actually cares about his sibling" Remus countered with an eye roll.

Roman's eyes teared up, "you don't love me?" He asked with a voice crack.

"I mean-"

Virgil cut Remus off, "of course he loves you! How could he not care about such a lovely, little guy like you? He was just joking around," he lowered his voice to a whisper, "you know how silly he can be."

Roman giggled like an eight year old trouble maker would and said "yay! Thanks Virgey!"

"Anytime bud" Virgil smiled.

"Wow, you act like you've got some experience with children" Janus smirked.

"Well, I had a little sister, so.."

"What happened to her?" Roman asked innocently.

Everyone in the room went silent.

"W-well, Ro-Roman, she kind of-"

"It's not important" Remus cut him off. He hated seeing Virgil sad.

"Yeah, it's none of our business" Janus agreed.

"Oh..okay" Roman said, getting back to watching Grey's Anatomy.

"...Is that age appropriate?" Virgil questioned.

"Oh, he'll be fine, i'm sure he's seen a lot of blood in his time."

"Again, he's not exactly eighteen anymore."

"Well, he is, but his mindset-"

"Janus, if I wanted to be scienced out, I would have brought Logan here" Virgil said with a voice laced with sarcasm.

They heard Roman giggle, and they looked at the screen to see a very emotional moment happen where the patient died in the surgery room.

"He's demented" Janus whispered.

"I'm jealous"Remus said back in a low voice.

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"Hey, should we be worried?" Patton questioned nervously, "about Roman?"

"Well, we most likely should, considering the fact that he may not ever be the same. But right now, perhaps we should focus on Linda's play date with Sydney? Remy and Emile are already setting up snacks, getting out toys- basically everything."

"Yeah, you're right" Patton smiler, giving Logan a peck on the cheek.

"Patton, i'm driving, don't make me-" he pulled out a vocab card, "thirsty"

"Oh, we'll have plenty of time for that later" Patton smirked.

"I live it when you act dirty" Logan said, a blush on his cheeks.

Patton smiled, talking to Logan about the babysittin-THE PLAYDATE- that Linda and Sydney would have at their house.
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"I wish I was a microwave so I could go VRRRRRRRMMMMMM" Roman smiled.

"Roman, you mean a car?" Virgil asked, eyebrow raised.

"...OH YEAH, THAT ONE!"

Remus walked over the couch and sat  in between Virgil and Janus, laying an arm around each of their shoulders.

Roman glared at them and scooted away, making Remus sigh, because Roman was one of the gayest people he knew, and he seemed pretty disgusted by them.