Unicorns eat tooth fairies
Their horns are made out of teeth
They may look sweet from the outside
But are pure evil underneath

Years ago the fairies flourished
Until the unicorns developed a taste
Of tooth fairies and all they collected
And didn't mind the minty toothpaste

The fairie's numbers have dwindled
Now they are few and far between
How can a creature that's so loved
Turn out to be so mean?

The unicorns tracked the fairies
Across lands far and wide
But there's a place they can't get them
So this is where they go and hide

It's a lovely little town
It's the town where I reside
So all the cherry blossom trees
The fairies have occupied

They sneak in through your window
And take teeth from under your head
And leave a shiny coin for you
While you're sleeping in your bed

For those who don't live in my town
The tooth fairy is mum or dad
Unicorns don't like eating parents
Of that I'm sure you are glad