#8: Umbilical Cord
"'Did you have anxiety as a kid and while you were in school?' Of course. It was really bad when I was a little kid. When I was like six years old, I don't even know how I knew what an umbilical cord was but I came up with this- I called it the umbilical cord theory, where I told my mom that if I was away from her for to long it was like the umbilical cord was stretching, and that tension would make me feel sick, so I would get these like crazy stomachaches from stress and anxiety, and I would later learn, but I called it the umbilical cord theory. I was like, 'it's the umbilical cord mom,' and then she would come pick me up or she would understand what that meant, like 'oh, you're having a little thing happen to you,' That's real. That's real shit.
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