So my evening after dinner went a little like this:

19:10.

Grandfather who doesn't speak English or German is asking for me to find honey.

I try an look for it in our cupboard. But I'm too short. So I go to get a dining chair.

My mom however already found it and got it out.

I set the chair back down.

My grandfather said he would have never guessed that was honey, since in the bottles there's usually an ass with wings.

...

...what?

I just started laughing my ass off. Mom too.

See, in Russia on the honey bottles, there's usually a bee on it to signify "honey".

But that just sounded so wrong since in Russia there's "sometimes not a bee, but the butt of the bee on the picture." -Grandfather

Jesus Christ he could've just said bee's butt with wings.

Not...ass with wings XDDD

Going to die of laughter now!!

(Translated from Russian to English)