I don't really know

Aries: I like my parents- who says that?! -I love my parents

Taurus: but I should tell you that I think of you each night, I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight (I don't mean to offend any of you)

Gemini: all you gotta do is just believe u can be who you want to be. Sincerely, me

Cancer: dear Evan Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend

Leo: we're getting better every day! Hey hey hey hey!

Virgo: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees, you'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

Libra: dude I'm proud of you, just keep pushing through

Scorpio: I gotta tell ya life without you has been hard -hard?- has been bad -bad?- has been rough -kinky!-

Sagittarius: all that it takes is a little reinvention

Capricorn: our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond

Aquarius: sincerely, me. my sister's hot - "what the hell" "my bad"-

Pisces: stop doing drugs just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

I hope I didn't offend anyone. I left out my favorite lines because I knew that would come across offensive to some people. So yeah. Anyway, I'm running out of ideas as you can tell so please DM me or write on my message board. Love you all!!

<3
Sincerely, me