Note: Take a moment to appreciate my editing skills 😏 (ikrr im so good, it took a billion tries...worth it!)

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*crickets*

GROUP CHAT

[King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule has joined the chat]

[King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule changed the group name to 'Pigs']

[King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule added Revali, Urbosa, Zelda, Link, Mipha, Daruk to the chat]

King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule: LOL XD use this chat for work!

(King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule has left the chat)

Urbosa: ????

(Zelda is typing...)

Revali: Zelda...I never took your father for the 'xD' type.

Mipha: How strange. What's happening?

Zelda: Revali, I do believe my father said why we're here. For work.

(Daruk is typing...)

Revali: YEAH 'work'. And the group name is literally called pigs.

Daruk: Oh well. Might be a typo.

Revali: smh.

Zelda: Well, I don't think he's gonna check up on us. But we might as well get used to this new technology, right?
(All marked as read)

....

Zelda: UGH. Where's Link anyway?

Link:...

Urbosa: Hey, little bird. He doesn't talk much, so I'm guessing he won't type much.

Zelda: Oh, right. @///@

Revali: Of course. The spoilt little prince doesn't type. Now tell me, what's the point of him being here?

Zelda: Just because he doesn't type, doesn't mean he can't read.

Link:....

Daruk: Damn right! Little guy can read! I wish I could read!

Zelda: T-then how--

Mipha: o-okay, settle down everyone. Maybe we could have a proper chat instead.

Urbosa: I guess so. So what you guys up to? I'm doing my duties, I hope you're all doing your jobs?

Zelda: Yeah. Same old, same old.

Mipha: yep. 😊

Daruk: yes!!

Revali: Of course. I take my job very seriously, you know?

Link: 👍

Urbosa: That's good. Um. Now what?

Revali: Link, you can type you know? It's not like you're talking.

Zelda: Linky can do what he wants.

Zelda: Link* sorry...typo.

Revali: I doubt it was a typo.

Link: O///O

Revali: SMH. Are you kidding me?

Link: 🙄

Mipha: Link...that...was a very interesting choice of response to reply to Zelda...

Link:..........🤷‍♂️✌

Daruk: You show Revali, little guy!!

Urbosa: Oh dear. Grow up, will you all.

Zelda: :)

Link: :*

Zelda: @////@

Link: :D

Revali: OH GODDESS HYLIA-

Link: -_-

Zelda: ;-;

Mipha: :')

Zelda: Oh...Mipha, you alright over there?

Mipha: 😊😅 yes....yes I'm fine :')

Urbosa: 😏

Daruk: 😏

Revali: LINK. I KNOW I'M NOT VERY FOND OF YOU....BUT COULD YOU JUST ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS TO ZELDA ALREADY??? IT'S SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS, IT MAKES EVERYONE'S LIFE EASIER IF U JUST SAID HOW U FELT TO HER.

(Link is typing...)

(Zelda is typing...)

[Crazy zelink shipper has joined the chat]

*Fan girl screeches intensifies*

Crazy zelink shipper: YEAHHHH LINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASEEEEEE I BEG YOU!!!!!  I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS. LINK!

Urbosa: Sjskdkdnjdekemdnen

Daruk: same, same.

...

(Link has left the chat)

Crazy zelink shipper: LINK YOU LITTLE--

Mipha: 😱

['Zelda' kicked 'crazy zelink shipper' from 'pigs']

Zelda: I need to add Link back!!!

[Zelda added Link to 'pigs']

Revali: We need to do something about that group chat name. I like the picture...but not the name.

Urbosa: Tell me about it.

Mipha: yes...it is rather...unusual.

Daruk: I hate the little animals, including pigs. They freak me out! And so do dogs!!

Link:

Revali: Top ten moments before epic tragedy.

Daruk: Link that wasn't needed! There's a pup right in the pic. I thought you were a real brother, brother!

Zelda: *faints* @////@

Link: *helps up* ;)

Revali: WAIT, SO TECHNICALLY...HE IS TYPING?? ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT?
BUT ANYWAYS....YOU'RE ROLE-PLAYING NOW??? WHERE'S THAT CRAZY ZELINK SHIPPER??  WAIT TILL I CALL THEM BACK--

Urbosa: don't.

Mipha: c-calm down everyone- :')

Daruk: Revali, we all know you ship em!

(Revali is typing...)

Zelda: ah such memories!

Revali: I-

Link: o////o

Zelda: :*

Link ☺☺☺

Zelda: 🤗😚😚😊😊

Link: 😊😊😊😊😊😊😚😚😚😚☺☺☺☺☺🤗🤗🤗🤗😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Zelda: 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😊😊😊😊😊

(Link is typing..)

....

Mipha: IS THAT ALL REALLY NECESSARY???

(Revali is typing...)

Link: O-O

Zelda: Oh my apologies, lady Mipha!

Urbosa: Oh snap-

Revali: I'm speechless.

Daruk: we know it's bad when Mipha shouts...well, through technology.

Revali: Because she acts all tough through the screen but not irl #keyboardwarrior

Mipha: Stop that!! How childish!!

Revali: #keyboardwarrior

Urbosa: Revali. SHUT UP before I thanos snap you.

Daruk: G A S P

Revali: #keyboardwarrior

Urbosa: REVALI GET SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

Zelda: Hey! STOP! And don't be rude to Lady Mipha.

Revali: stahp, I could of dropped my croissant!!

Link:....

Zelda:.....

Urbosa: ANYWAYS. I'm gonna change the group name.

Revali: about time.

Daruk: Yes, change it quickly!

Mipha: :')

[Urbosa changed the group name to 'People who wont SHUT UP']

Revali: ARE U KIDDING ME ?

Zelda: LMAO good one!

Link: xD

Mipha: :')

Daruk: I like using emojis now. 🙂🙂🙂
^ (Zelda replied: true)

Urbosa: serves you right, Ravioli.

Revali: DONT CALL ME THAT!!

Link: xD

Urbosa: Anyways, Mipha...are you sure you're okay...?

Mipha: :') I'm okay.

Link: o_o

Zelda: Ooof

Urbosa: I know you're lying...is it because of two CERTAIN people that are...um...acting a certain way. (Not that I'm complaining because sis ships it over here)  💅

Mipha: .......

Link: :( 🆗️

Revali: DIDN'T LINK TECHNICALLY TYPE A WORD???

Zelda: It's still an emoji-

Revali: DKSKSNDJIDSKNDJDJDJDJDJDKDJJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJJDJD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Daruk: Lets cheer Mipha up! Let's send some memories to lighten the mood.

Link:...🙂

Zelda: Great idea!!

Urbosa: It's worth a try

Mipha: how very exciting :')

Link:

Zelda: @~~~@

Revali: NO COMMENT.

Mipha:  what in all of Hylia-

Daruk: ROFL

Urbosa: well...that's one way to do it.

Mipha: I'll just um...ignore that and show you all this photo. I think we got a photographer or something...

Link:⁉️😶✌👍

(Zelda has left the chat)

Revali: HOW-- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. HOW COULD YOU HIRE--

Urbosa: Great now Zelda has left.

Daruk:...pretty sure that was 100 years ago or sumthin'

[Urbosa added Zelda to ' people who wont SHUT UP']

Zelda: -_-

Mipha: I did not mean it like--

Link: *faints*

Zelda: yeah...someone just happened to take a picture. Just like mine 🙄

Urbosa: 😏

Daruk: 😏

Link: *sees picture and revives*

Revali: SEE HE TYPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EKEKRNJRJRJRHRHRJRJRJRRJJR

Urbosa: well...it's not a sentence.

(Mipha has left the chat)

Link: 🐶

Daruk: THAT'S IT. IF MIPHA'S OUT, THEN I CAN GO TOO RIGHT? NO MORE DOGGOS, THEY'RE SCARY. I TOLD U BEFORE.

Urbosa: wait, no--

Revali: EJDKDNDJEOSKNDJDJDKD

Zelda: @///@

Link: owo

(Daruk has left the chat)

Link: 🆗️⁉️

Revali: HE TYPED A WORD. SEE????

Zelda: STILL an emoji.

Revali: ARE U KIDDING ME. WHAT'S  THE POINTTT??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Revali has left the chat)

Urbosa: IF EVERYONES SENDING PICS, ILL SEND ONE. IDC ANY MORE.

Zelda: yas queen, slayyy!!!

Urbosa: yes, yes, I know, little bird

Link: owo

Urbosa: thank the Goddess that Revali didn't see this....because let's just say...he doesn't look his best in that picture, Link.

Link: ó~ò

Zelda: UWU agreed.

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End of chapter 1 LOL

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Um. please give this a chance I beg sjsndbbd <3

30/12/20

iMpoRtAnT Authors note: I love all the characters so half of this was a joke. I promise I'll improve lol.

Make sure to keep in mind that this story IS IN FACT going somewhere. There will be character development and happy ending and whatever u want bb gorl...but in the mean time, this will be a mess and it basically represents how random my mind is in the middle of the night so dont overexamine my annoying-nESs 😁 (LMAO but I rlly do try :3)

Check out my actual zelink story. It has more effort xD
It's called 'Zelda's Beloved'

THERE WILL BE MORE CHARACTERS AND DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHAPTERS DWW
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30/7/21- so I came back to remind u guys that I'm a stupid, annoying author who adds her unnecessary existence to random chapters so dont get mad at me LMAO and as u can guess from my profile I do have certain ships but I focus on the drama mainly 😅
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