Author side note: Can we all take a moment to appreciate the random picture I edited at the top...which has no significance to the story at all 🙂 (click for close up)

*crickets*

Oh, ok.
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P.s this chapter seems long (but it's not long) only because of photos and I skipped loads of lines (you'll see). So take ur time haha

MEANWHILE IN THE GC:

Impa: lol that's ok, I gotcha sis 💅💅
BOII about to catch these hands 👊👐

Urbosa: THANK YOU. Knock some sense into that birb

Impa: YESS, lil birb.

Revali: pfftt oh please. Get out of here Impa. And what's with the 'birb'?? Anyways, Impa couldn't hurt me...even if she wanted to. 😐

Impa: *grabs belt*

Revali: OHH uhh sorry, that w-was a typo...or the wrong chat or something (even tho I explicitly said Impa in the text)
my apologies...

Impa: -_-

Urbosa: -_-

Zelda: 0.0

Paya: *still dead*

Link: 0.0

Impa: YH

Urbosa: yas queen slay

Impa: yess siss 💅💅👠👑😘🤝👏👏🙌🙌🤭☕☕😉😆😏😏👸🙋‍♀️💁‍♀️👌👌💅👏👏

Revali: d-don't you think you went a little overboard with the emojis there...?

Impa: No.

Revali: ah ok....but you're breaking character...

Impa: my character broke as soon as my back broke 💅

Revali:.......how does that make sense-- how do u still walk-

Impa: 🙂

Mipha: I can sense a lot of hidden emotion in that emoji...

Revali: Impa stahp it, gEt sOmE hElP. 🙂
^ (Urbosa replied: bruh the emoji went in italics too)

Zelda: ....Well uh, that was a very interesting 'detail' about your back, Impa.

Paya: *wakes up*

Zelda: Oh you're up! (Again)

Impa: Well Paya's up (again). But for her sake, I think we should leave for now. Maybe next time we'll see ya.

Revali: how did Paya even get time to type--
um chile anyways so...
Goodbye I guess 😳

Zelda: uhh...awwhh okay, Impa. Byee

Link: 👋👋

Paya: @//@

Daruk: I missed a lot, but that's ok. Bye!

Mipha: Well I hope she'll be okay, take care of yourself- both of you!

Urbosa: I read the msg just now...see ya ;(

Paya: bye guys...it was uhh very fun and interesting!

Impa: bye, see ya next time Urbosa, Zelda, Link, Mipha, Daruk and Ravioli.

Revali: 'NEXT TIME'? 'RAVIOLI' ?? JDKDJDBDDH REEEEEEEEE

(Paya has left the chat)

(Impa has left the chat)

Zelda: Let's...uh change the topic..

Revali: 😑😑😑 So uhh, the weather is nice today?

Urbosa: IDK, weather is different here. And I don't live in a nest at Rito village, do I??

Revali: SO-RRY, I don't live on a mat on the floor, do I??

Urbosa: what's wrong with you--

Daruk: uh

Revali: I have no Idea how a text message can get cut off...

Urbosa: idc

Mipha: Revali, DON'T question the authors ways. You wouldn't want to risk it... Plus you did the exact same thing, several times.

Impa: damn right.

Daruk: I tell him all the time, he has feathers stuck in his brain or sumthin'

Revali:....

Zelda: I suppose you've got a point there, Mipha......and Daruk aswell

Link: 👍😂

Author: damn right. Now I HAVE a question. Who likes the MAIN cover I did for this story?

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*crickets*

Daruk: somehow I've gotten used to your presence...and your weird questions. That's not good.

Mipha: 0.0

Zelda: 0.0

Revali: all u did was stick a picture on the sheikah slate.

Author: AND.?

Link: 0.0

Urbosa: 0.0

Impa: 0.0

Revali: AND, you do realise nobody cares about author notes or when u get involved with the story. It's annoying, unnecessary and uninteresting.

Author: KK FINE. BUT DON'T MAKE ME get even more involved and do something I'll regret.

Revali: Oh yeah, what?? 🙄🙄

[Revali sat in his nest typing away, unaware of the shadow lurking and glaring through the cracks of his wall. He tapped away like the fool he was... Little did he know, it could be the end of him very soon.]

Revali: NO STOP

Zelda: I never knew someone could die twice.

Revali: wdym?

Zelda: doesn't matter lil birb

Revali: UGH SJSKSNN

Urbosa: 🤭🍿👌👏

Author: MUAHAHAH. See how much power I have.
(All marked as read)
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Mipha: *crickets*

Author: igHt iMmA heAd oUt.

Daruk:....

Zelda: gosh..

Link: 😏👌🍿

Urbosa: 🍿🍿🍿

Revali: .......uh... so, as I was saying....um

Mipha: @-@

Zelda: Well...uh, so...you guys love pictures so much, why don't we each send one of us rn ^-^

Revali: Oh yeah, I found a sweet picture of Daruk.

Daruk: wait really? Let's see!

Revali: *le sigh* okay here goes...
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Daruk: THE AUDACITY! how rude!!

Revali:🤭

Urbosa: I--

Zelda: I'm honestly speechless.

Link:....

Mipha: I see where this is going...

Revali: Well u also eat rocks

Zelda: we're not having that conversation about 'cannibalism' again, Revali!!

Revali: fair enough.

Daruk: all jokes aside, I have a picture of Revali.

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Revali: NO COMMENT

Mipha: how cute, may I ask...is that a baby photo?

Daruk: Lol idk

Zelda: fascinating

Urbosa: HAHAHHAAHAH

Link: 😏😏🍿🍿🍿

Revali: SHUT UP LINK

Zelda: he didn't say anything

Link: :*

Zelda: <////3

Revali: *le sigh* I also have a picture of Urbosa

Urbosa: wow I'm kinda curious 😑😑

Revali: welp. Here goes...

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Mipha: Ooo fAnCy

Urbosa: surprisingly, I can live with that.

Revali: ;_;

Link:....

Zelda: how..nice.

Daruk: LOL I found another picture of Revali

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Urbosa: HAHAHAHA

Mipha: hehehe nice

(Others are typing...)

Revali: WELL. LETS SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW. I FOUND MIPHA
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Author Side note: searching for images of fish...isn't a very good experience. ALSO I HAVE GOOD EDITING SKILLS JKJKJK (Urbosa's image :D)

Mipha: HOW RUDE!!........

Revali: HAHAAHHAAHHAH

Mipha: ......that's my sister, not me!!

Daruk:....

Revali:.....

Urbosa:....

Zelda:....

Link 😳....

Mipha: what? It was my attempt at a 'joke'

Daruk: SKKSDJDJIDDKJDDJ

Revali: um....anywaysss......
LINK should stop laughing. I know he is. I can feel it -_-

Link: 😏😏🍿🍿

Revali: I FOUND a pic of u 😑🙄

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Zelda: HOW DARE U MAKE FUN OF HIM.

Mipha: GOSH

Urbosa: I have no energy.

Daruk: Don't make fun of little guy.

Link: 🤢🤢🤢😵

Revali: 😌

Link: Ravioli

Revali: HE TYPED A WORD !!!
(All marked as read)
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Revali: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
.DONT.GET.SUPRISED.WHEN.HE.
SPEAKS.NEXT.TIME.

Zelda: Let me guess. It's my turn 😑
So who has a pic of me? 😑
Oh WAIT.......Link says he does......OOOF 😬

Link:

<///3

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Zelda: L-LINK...T-T-T-THATS WHY U TOOK A PICTURE OF ME A FEW SECONDS AGO.......@///@

Urbosa: damn sis 😏😏😏

Mipha: how lovely, he didn't send a mean one. 😊

Daruk: go little guy 😏

Revali: SKDNDBDKKD REEEEEEEEE I'm the only one creating proper conversations. Tsk tsk tsk.

Link: 😉 <////3

Zelda: </////3

Revali: AKSNDJKDMDJDWKKS
REEEEEEEEEEE Well I have a different pic of Zelda. Here goes..
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Zelda: NO COMMENT. skskdkdndnmdmdmdmdSKKSDKDJDJDJDNSSKSKSJ

Urbosa: REVALI DONT HURT MY LITTLE BIRD-

Link: 👊👊👊
^(Revali replied: 👊👊👊😏)

Daruk: quick, change the topic before things escalate !!

Mipha: okay, ooof

Revali: fine I'll change the topic.
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Mipha: STOP IT. U DISGUST ME.

Urbosa: UHHHHHHHHHH

Link: 😲😲😲

Zelda:......THAT'S NOT CHANGING THE TOPIC. THATS EVEN WORSE.

Daruk: JDDKDNDJDJ

Revali: WAIT 1 MORE..

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Mipha: YOU ASKED FOR IT.

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Revali: WOWWWW, u got the sauce and everything.

Author: some people don't eat these foods so shut up and change convo.

Revali: oh-- uh...what did u want to change the convo to...

Mipha: I'll just send something random. #relatable #random  #funny #quirky #lol

Daruk: what's with all the--

Mipha:

Zelda: that hit deep ngl

(Others are typing...)

Revali: Well we could edit the photo and change the face... to Mipha's face...It's even better to caption :)

Urbosa: so mean. And Revali is supposed to have more to his rude character in botw (iKrR)

Mipha: OUTRAGEOUS....DKDKDKKDEJJ #&#*#£ DJKEDNDJEKEMEMEJEKEKEK

Daruk: SKDNDJKDDK

Link: ??? 🤯

Zelda: THAT'S MEAN. NOW LET ME PROPERLY CHANGE THE TOPIC. (Once again) So uhh.......um.....What are all your favourite movies?

Revali: wow, nice save 😑

Daruk: have u heard of the old movie called diary of a Goron boy?

Revali: isn't it called Diary of a Rito boy?

Urbosa:....

Mipha:....

Zelda: could of sworn it was Diary of a Hylian boy.

Link: 👆

Revali: NOPE.

Zelda:YEP

Note: LOL I EDITED IT MYSELF

Daruk: damn it, sorry for the mistake

Link: xD

Revali: HMMPHH

Mipha: woah cool

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[A few minutes later]

Zelda: we should call it a day. Just wanted to say goodnight x

Mipha: Nighty night ^^

Link: 😴😴😴

Revali:...goodnight.

Urbosa: I wish u all a good sleep for tomorrow.

Daruk: NIGHT GOYZzZz

Author: goodnight :]

*crickets*

Author: damn it.

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End of chapter 7 LOL

THERE IS A LOT TO COME IN NEXT CHAPTER TOO LOLZZZ

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6/1/21

Authors Note: OMG TY FOR ALL THE READS AND SUPPORTTTT <3 we reached a lot in a few days xxxxxxxxx

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