(Read in the voice from spongebob)
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A few moments later:

Urbosa: I like dry cheerios

Revali: what is wrong with you?? U TRIED to kill me 2 seconds ago-

Zelda: I like that cereal with a little bit of milk. But not too much...

Daruk:...because it'll go too soggy. Yeah I know. That's why I eat rocks.

Revali: I-Uh- cannibalism much???

Daruk: You. Eat. Birds.

Revali: Mipha eats fish.

Mipha: and??!

Link: O.o

Zelda: conversations here seem to change pretty quickly..

Paya: UM. Maybe I shouldn't be here after all...

Revali: Oh you guys act like you don't eat your own kind-

Zelda: I don't eat other Hylians!!

Revali: you eat fish, bird, and basically anything. So you basically ate my brother and Miphas sister.

Zelda: fair enough

Mipha: I don't have a sister??

Revali: you don't get it 🤦‍♂️

Urbosa: LOL why u using the human emoji. BRUHH, you're a BIRDD AHAHAHHAHA

Daruk: 🦃🦅🕊🐦🐥🐤🐣

Revali: STOP IT DARUK. NONE OF THOSE EMOJIS MAKE ANY SENSE.

Paya: Oof

Daruk: okay!!

Revali: DONT MAKE ME USE A ROCK EMOJI-

Author: STOP making me use weird emojis. I have random stuff in my recent emoji section now. The audacity !!!

Revali: I--I...no comment.

Mipha: 0_0

Urbosa:...

Revali: Anyways, how come Link isn't spamming like before. And not much from the Princess again too. But mostly Link -_-

Urbosa: let's be real. Only u were. But...u miss him already??

Revali: I THINK HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING...THAT'S WHY. Haven't u heard of the silent but deadly?

Daruk: DUDE. DON'T USE THAT PHRASE--

Revali: WHY?

Urbosa: Don't...don't tell him.

Zelda: LMAOO

Mipha: I'm slightly confused

Revali: *Googles 'silent but deadly meaning'* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Zelda: Mipha....Don't worry about it. And you, Revali....Link says he'll get ready to spam, so dont worry ^^

Paya: @///@ oh

Revali: NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED--
But wait...HOW DO U KNOW? ugh you're still next to him aren't you

Mipha: how...sweet
^(Link replied: ^^)

Mipha: :-)

Revali: smh. Link and Zelda, just admit it already.

Urbosa: give them a break. Some people want privacy. Bold to assume they haven't 'admitted' it to eachother.

Zelda: OH-uh admit what?? ×~×

Paya: :")

Daruk: *reads while eating rock popcorn...literally*

...
...
...

Zelda: guys.....I have some news........Link........he's ready. Ready to spam the chat..

Revali: NO STOP. STOPP.

Urbosa: STAHP

Link:

Urbosa: UHHH BOII U OK?

Zelda: xD

Paya: WHAT IN ALL OF HYRULE----  *dies*

Daruk: that's my lil bro

Mipha: how very...nice.

Revali: I'M DONE.

Urbosa: Sav'orq, I'm done. I have no energy to react.

Link: ^^

Zelda: 0///0

Link:

Zelda: -_-

Link:

Daruk: uh...you okay there, little guy?

Link:

Mipha: very...interesting.

Paya: *wakes up*
I...I've never seen Link this concentrated before.

Revali: I had no respect for you before. Now it's gone even lower. Idk how thats possible.

Revali:

Link:.......

Urbosa: I came at the wrong time. Why does it have to be about HIM.

Paya: *dies again*

Zelda: oh. Um.

Revali: I bet this is Link

Link: I mean...you're not wrong.

Revali: HE SPOKE. HE SPOKE. I MEAN- HE TYPED A FULL SENTENCE.
(All marked as read)

...

Revali: WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN

Zelda: chill old man, chill

Revali: says the Princess over the age of 100. REEEEEEEEEEEEE SKSKDNDJEJ

Link: -_-

Zelda: not true!!

Mipha: Daruk. I found another chance! #%@££$^

Daruk: Mipha--no!! I didn't mean it like that!

Paya: *still dead*

Urbosa: May the Goddess give me the power to contain my annoyance.

Revali:

Urbosa: BOIIII STOP USING THAT LINE--

Daruk: RUNN, RUNN!!!!

Revali: I FLY!! U MORON

Link:

Zelda: I wouldn't be surprised.

Paya: *wakes up from dying*

Mipha: oof

Link:

Zelda: aww Link!! *hugs*
^(Link replied: *hugs back*)

Revali: YOU 2 ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. SNSKKSKJSSISKJEEJ

Paya: *dies again*

Mipha: #&#£#£
^(Daruk replied: MIPHA STOP OMG. ITS NOT A SLANG WORD)

Urbosa: Goddess Hylia, I am weak.

Link:

Zelda: you're right. I did not -_-

Daruk: *sighs and continues to eat rock popcorn*

Paya: *still dead*

Urbosa: *meditates*

Mipha: So, are we gonna ignore Paya?

Revali:

Mipha: I'm confused.

Author: Lol, if only u knew.

Daruk: *CHOKES ON ROCK POPCORN*
Stop doing that! Dont pop up out of no where...It's creepy.

Mipha: Daruk!! ##^€@¥&#

Daruk: STOP IT MIPHA *CHOKES AGAIN*

Paya: *wakes up*

Zelda: me and Link rn ^^

Paya: GASP *dies again*

Revali: U BASICALLY ADMIT UR HANGING TOGETHER NOW. SKSKSNSJJEJDJDEOKWWKJE SO DONT TYPE, YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER.

Zelda: no :)

Link: :D

Zelda: :*

Link: @///@

Revali: UDKEMSNDIDKSUSDDBIDSDISDJDBIDKDBDUDJEBE

Urbosa: SHUT THE HELL UP, U LITTLE--

Mipha: Language!! #$@€¥#

Daruk: MIPHA-- *dies and rock popcorn falls to the ground*

Mipha: Daruk @$%€#£!!

Mipha: *crickets*

Link: 👁👄👁

Revali: Link, so you're one of them now.

Zelda: it's just emojis.

Revali: BRUH

Zelda: 'so you're one of them now'

Revali: well played. Well played. It's still asinine though.

Urbosa: DONT USE THAT WORD. DMDLMSSJSKMSNDJSMSBDJS

Revali: How asinine.

Urbosa: WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-

[Paya added Impa to the chat]

Revali: Holy guacamole

Urbosa: Holy Ravioli guacamole
^(Revali replied: STAHP)

Zelda: WAIT, IMPA??!

Link: !!!

Mipha: *crickets* Daruk is still dead I think...

Impa: AND SO IS PAYA.

Revali: G A S P

Impa: No, not rlly.
But I found her on the floor. She fainted so I used her device to add me to the chat from my own device, so I could inform you all. I'm sure you were all very worried.

Ravali: yeah...100% worried 😳

Impa: maybe I should scroll up to see the chat to find out why she fainted. It's usually when she's overwhelmed.

Link: ×_×

Urbosa: I FORBID YOU ON DOING SO- I-I MEAN...that won't be necessary.

Impa: Lol xD if u say so

Revali: FIRST THE KING SAYS 'LOL XD' AND NOW YOU. *inhales and exhales*

Impa: so what? I'm old, so do u realise how long it took for me to get off my chair. Paya was on the floor for a long time. I might as well have fun while I'm at it. My butt hurts from sitting for over a 100 years-

Revali: NO MORE DETAILS PLS.

Urbosa: I-

Daruk: *wakes up* WH-WHAT? I'M ALIVE?

Revali: Broo why u typing all this 😭

Impa: I might as well enjoy my time before I go back to sit for another billion years.

Zelda: that's the Impa I know :)

Link: :D

Impa: Oh wassup.

Link: 👋

Impa: Lol btw Link. If u marry Paya... then she's gonna look like me when she's old. Keep that in mind, be prepared to put up with a lot...including her sitting around in a chair for her whole life like me. It runs in the family.

Link: *gets traumatised and dies*

Zelda: NOO LINK- Impa, he's not marrying Paya. *runs to hug link and revives him*

Revali: Link needs a true love's kiss.

Zelda: SHUT UP!!

Urbosa: *meditates*

Impa: it was a joke. Why did he faint because I said she'll look like me? What's wrong with looking like me? Tsk tsk tsk. I'm too fabulous for the whole of Hyrule.

Mipha: *crickets*

Daruk: IM OFFICIALLY ALIVE

Mipha: Yay #*#%€#*'!!

Daruk: *dies again*

....

End of chapter 5 LOL

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1/1/2021
Happy New year

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