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Everyone follow her! She does awesome content too lol
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Urbosa:

Revali: Oh HYLIA no. No Dr urbosa pls-

Urbosa: Oh yes 🤠

Link: 😭

Zelda: 😭

Mipha: 😭

Daruk: 😭

...

Urbosa: Whatt???? Stop overreacting

...

Revali: 😭

...

Urbosa: Not you too 🙄 smh 💅

Revali: I thought u wanted no beef!

Daruk: Wdym beef? We wouldn't want to eat that, It would be offensive to you 🙂

Revali: I--

Mipha: Exactly! We're not that bad!

Revali: FOR THE LAST TIME...I'M A RITO BIRD. NOT A HORSE, SHEEP, PIG OR--

Daruk: Sorry you're a donkey I forgot... ^-^

Revali: The fact that you're being serious scares me.

Link: Wait isn't Revali that weird animal that goes moo
^(Daruk replied: Oh yeah that's the one)

Revali: ARE WE NORMALISING THE FACT HE'S TEXTING NOW

Zelda: yes

Revali: SKDHDHDH UGH AND I'M NOT A COW-

Urbosa: sry I was afk. Also I've tried multiple times to kill the drama but it's not working so I'm desperate now -_-

Revali: So you plan to make us make fun of each other to 'talk things out' when really it'll probably go worse..???

Urbosa: yh pretty much 👧👠👠👠

Revali: honestly I've lost all my brain cells with you lot.

Daruk: Ok

Mipha: Nice

Revai: smh

Link: 🌝

Revali: Can u NOT curse my screen?? ty very much

Zelda: 🌚

Daruk: 🌛🌜

Mipha: 🌞

Revali: FOR HYLIA'S SAKE STOP IT--

Urbosa: We haven't even started yet and y'all are beefing 🤡🍿🍿🍿

Daruk: No beef, why would we eat Revali???

Mipha: what he said!

Revali: KSDHDHDHHDHDDDJDHDHDHDHDHDHHDHDHD UGH. What's next??? I'm blonde??

Urbosa: lol

Revali: FINE let's get started ok

Mipha: mood.

Daruk: Revali I never knew you were blonde?

Revali: you guys are stupid. Giving me knuckles from sonic boom vibes ngl 🙄

Zelda: honestly that was no way offensive

Link: cutie ^-^

Zelda: I-- @///@

Revali: This ain't it. Nobody's reacting to his textSSS

Mipha: XD

Daruk: lol noicE

Urbosa: Well if we're sending pics of zel...

Zelda: Oh I remember that makeover day!!

Mipha: Ooo how pretty

Link: 😍😍😍

Zelda: 😳😳😳

Revali: this isn't spicy enough. And why Urbosa hair built like that?

Urbosa: That's a good thing then. AND SHUT UP IF U KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR U. Don't get me started on YOUR hair! dem little braids doe. It ain't doing much.

Zelda: Urbosa a queen
(Urbosa and Mipha replied: agreed)

Revali: UGH..!!

Daruk: Revali, I can get some chilly goron spice is you want? U want spice right?

Revali: KDJDHDHHDHD Chile anyways so-

Urbosa:.......

Revali: Well here's something else 😏

Zelda: WHAT THE--- PRIVACY PLEASE...!!!!!!!

Urbosa: ekdhdhhdhehd

Link: Its fine Zel, I'll change the subject <3

Zelda: hubba hubba 😍

Mipha: lmaoo guys 🤣

Revali: NO I'LL CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Zelda: 😭😭😭*gets instant flashbacks* KDNDNDNDNDNDN

Link: *faints*

Urbosa: HOLD UP HOLD UP. y'all text too quick, chilllll

Revali: NO NEVER SKDJD

Link: 😍😍😍

Revali: And when I fly past I see this sometimes 🙄

Daruk: cAlM dOwn JamAl. DOn'T pULL oUt ThE-

Zelda: STOP WATCHING WHAT I POST!! AND STOP FLYING PAST.

Revali: I'M A BIRD, HOW CAN I STOP?! AND DARUK WE GET IT

Daruk: Ok my G.

Revali:.....

Urbosa:....

Zelda:.....

Link:....

Mipha:....

Revali: ahem. Anyways. Y'all are IDIOTS. JUST SAYING as your daily reminder~

Daruk: Ooo scArY

Mipha: @*#&#,#£÷€

Daruk: MIPHA!! NOT AGAIN

Revali: N-no mE g-guStA

Urbosa: y'all are weird. somethings wrong with y'all. I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be my time to shine, y'all know that. So yh, y'all are annoying 🙄💅💅💅

Zelda: apologies!

Link: what she said!

Revali: I don't have energy. HOW MANY TIMES R U GONNA SAY THE WORD 'Y'ALL'. UGH ANYWAYS, I suppose it's normal for link to text now....

Mipha: Finally you accept it. It was getting annoying.

Link: Thanks sushi. I appreciate it.

Mipha: SUSHI.????

Revali: *dies*

Zelda: ding dong the witch is dead. Finally 🙄

Daruk: time to expose that lamb chop

Revali: *comes back to life* IM NOT A SHEEEEEEEP

Daruk: Sheesh

Urbosa: Tell me about it 🙄

Link: 🚫🆙️

Revali: *sigh* he just told me to shut up didn't he?

Mipha: I'm afraid so, my friend.

Zelda: its just harmful emojis

Revali: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Urbosa: I was just about to say u might of got your needed character development because you responded calmly but forget it.

Author: (dw I'm coming to that I'm not just using Revali as the one rude character to start drama)

Revali: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT URBOSA. U CAN'T JUST GET THAT AS IF YOU'RE ORDERING A PIZZA

Daruk: But pizza is nice 😢 especially rock pizza

Revali: THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT U DOOFUS

Mipha: shut up you bunda!

Zelda: LANGUAGE--

Daruk: Mipha just called u a...

Link: a what...?

Urbosa: A BUTT. LOL

Revali: DNDDHHDHDHDHDHDHDHD

Daruk: GO MIPHA !

Urbosa: so where were we? 😏 I wanna do some ●○•°exposing°•○●

Revali: 😳

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End of chapter 12 LOL

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