26/1/22 note: first of all, tysm for all the support on literally everything I do. Even when I breathe there's someone to say well done xD

* heavy breathing intensifies *

Ok u get the point lol

And second of all, I want you guys to go follow @MaayaSmiles

And check out the link to this cover art she made of this!

https://desygner.com/design/?id=qE3erINf6Y2&pvt={03D8567E-33BF-6D03-6758-9E4D4E4B386A}

If it doesn't let u click, then check my conversations section on my profile or her's, OR copy and paste it into Google!

27/1/22 update: @MaayaSmiles even made a cover chapter if u need something to read

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11RflAU-7PzSsp8S4p8f3uiqerA5dvH1ChsdSXBfMA58/edit?usp=drivesdk

I love making people smile, even if it's once, so I love to hear your feedback. TYSM again x

Third of all, enjoy the chapter!

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The Next Day In The GC:

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Urbosa: So, I've been thinking and observing with my popcorn. 🍿
Yh, so y'all better get your act together. I'm warning you. ALL OF U.

(Zelda is typing...)

Revali: oh please, nothing even happened. No need to warn us, just coz 'yall' can't take a joke.

Urbosa: Are you kidding me? You really wanna test me right now? Try me, m8.

Revali: 😑😑😑😑

Urbosa: that's what I thought. 😑 bc imma throw these hands if u dare answer back again 👐
(Revali marked as read)

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[5 mins later]
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Zelda: sorry, I was with...*cough cough* Link. We were in a meeting with my Father.

Revali: its hard to trust your honesty recently.

Zelda: what are you trying to say 😑

Urbosa: And THIS is what I'm talking about. No need for your stupid, unnecessary comments, Revali.

Revali:....

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Link: ^-^

Revali: WHY U LITTLE-

Urbosa: ENOUGH. I know this will escalate quickly 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Mipha: I just read this now, what's going on?

Daruk: awwh shucks. Urbosa might get in a bad mood.

Revali: who even says 'awwh shucks'

Mipha: who even says 'asinine'?

Daruk: yass Mipha, yas queen slay 💅💅

Urbosa: DARUK! THAT'S MY CHARACTER, U BIG, ROUND POTATO!

Author: psst. Shut up, you're breaking the fourth wall again.

Daruk: oh- I mean. Yess Mipha!!

Urbosa: 😑💅

Daruk: 😅

Revali: no comment. @^£$¥=

Mipha: €£¥@&#%

Daruk: MIPHA! HOW MANY TIMES...That isn't slang...It's-

Mipha: It's a way to express my emotions, I believe?

Daruk: well, uh, kinda...but uh-

Mipha: okay then. +€÷¥#@^@¥

Zelda: she's too innocent 😵

Revali: and you're not?

Urbosa: SHUT UP, U STUPID CUCCOOO

Daruk: *le gasps in botw*

Revali: How dare you! I am part of the RITO. Not a cucco!!

Zelda: isn't that the same thing tho...?

Mipha: oh gosh!

Revali: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Urbosa: 😡💅

Daruk: oh she mad madd now

Revali:......isn't Link gonna laugh at this point..? I'm kinda expecting it and this chapter needs drama.
^(author replied: stop breaking fourth wall, man)

Zelda: well, he's kinda traumatised at the moment, so shush.

Revali: what?? Why-

Link: *gets instant flashbacks*

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Zelda: 0.0

Link: wait, wrong pic...uh..just......ignore that...

Mipha: Link...it's...gonna be hard to ignore that.

Zelda: NO COMMENT

Revali: HE TYPED A--

Daruk: Revali...dOnT bE stuPiD.

Revali: yEs cHeF, sOrRy cHeF 🙄

Mipha:....

Link: found it...😨😥

Revali: IT'S HARD TO PROCESS THIS ALL. HE'S EVEN TEXTING-

Urbosa: 😑💅

Link:

Revali: sooooooo, I'm guessing, he doesn't like cuccos

Zelda: pretty much 😒. Don't u dare use that against him-

Urbosa: yes, Revali. He doesn't like them. And that includes YOU.

Revali: DJDJDJDJSJSJAKAJSJSJSHJSHS

Daruk: ^ I felt that on a personal level.

Link:

Zelda: Link, that never happened.

Daruk: I believe thats the point.

Mipha: ^ the student has become the master.

Daruk: wha-

Zelda: uh

Link:

Revali: Link. We get it.

Urbosa: 😑💅🙄

Link: kinda reminds me of Daruk, idk why

Daruk: WAIT, HOW?? LITTLE GUY-

Mipha: Link, thats a little mean, dont u think?

Zelda: so he rlly gonna be texting now, OK 0.0

Urbosa: 😪💅

Revali: HE TYPED AGAIN--

Zelda: WE KNOW REVALI. WE DON'T NEED YOUR REACTION

Link:

Daruk: I would of done the same thing if you said that to me then 😑

Mipha: But that doesn't make sense-

Daruk: oh well.

Revali: JSJJSJSJSJJSJSJJSJSJ

Urbosa: OK LINK. WE GET THE POINT. 👊

Link: This rlly happened tho-

Zelda: OH MY HYLIA. OK LINK, WE GET IT.

Urbosa: when he finally types like normal, I kinda wish it was like before. You know, when he would shut up. OH wait, he still didn't-

Mipha: 😪😪😪

Urbosa: dammit I forgot the main point I was making

Revali: I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT....DO NONE OF U SEE HE'S TEXTING LIKE NORMAL??? REEEEEEEEEE

Urbosa: stop squealing, u crazy cucco

Revali: SHUT up, madhatter

Urbosa: ?????????

Link:......shush I'm trying to find another pic

Revali: HE DID IT AGAIN. CAN U GUYS NOT READ???

Zelda:....oh it's nothing new alright.

Revali: OF COURSE ITS NOT, FOR U.

Mipha: lol @~@

Daruk: 😪😪😪

Zelda: .....And anyways, wait till Link starts actually texting like normal...

Revali: WAIT WHAT?? Have u 2 been talking 😑

Zelda: I- uh! BRB. IM AFK FOR A LIL BIT

Daruk: as expected 😪

Urbosa: 😪😪 I bet Links gone too, go little bird! 💅

Mipha: who's little bird again?

Urbosa: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Mipha: ?

Urbosa: it's Revali's child

Mipha: ah okay! I suppose that makes sense!

Daruk: MIPHA-

Revali: OMDZ WHAT??? URBOSA, STOP--

Urbosa: 🙄💅

Revali: AND STOP DOING WHATEVER THE HYLIA THAT IS.

Urbosa: 😑💅💅💅🍿

Revali: you're overdoing with those emojis yk

Urbosa: no 🤠😼

Revali:......

...

Zelda: I- I'm back

Daruk: sup

Mipha: °•○hello!○•°

Revali: where's Link?

Zelda: oh- uh- how am I supposed to know? Heh

Urbosa: 🍿

Revali: oh idk.....he's your knight..? 😑

Zelda: R-right!

Revali: Let me guess, you told him to wait a few minutes incase it looked sus.

Zelda: HOW DID U KNO- I MEAN, NO, OF COURSE NOT.

Revali: I'm not stupid...

Urbosa:...you are.

Revali: I WASN'T DONE-

Urbosa: k

Revali: AHEM.  I'm not stupid-

Daruk: dOnT bE sTuPiD

Revali: CAN U NOT. That's like the 3rd time you've referenced that. Don't overuse a joke.

Daruk: 🤠

Urbosa: dOnT copy me

Daruk: 😅

Revali: as I was saying...

Urbosa: shut up, no one cares ✌

Revali: OH MY-

Zelda: CAN U JUST GET TO THE POINT, REVALI.

Revali: 😑😑😑😑😑 O.K

Zelda: THANK. YOU.

Revali: AS I WAS SAYING, I'M NOT STUPID. HE'S YOUR KNIGHT. By doing that, it makes everything look even more sus.

Zelda: Thats it? Thats all u had to say?

Revali: WDYM-

Daruk: zeLda wAs tHe iMpoStEr

Mipha: good one

Revali: DARUK!

Urbosa: Revali can u stop using caps  it's giving me a headache-

(Mipha is typing...)

Daruk: 'cUt tHe caP, mY G'

Mipha: I love how everyone types exactly like how u would irl, including how people get cut off when they're talking. And how people can get 'headaches' from a text. Or how Link is 'talking' when he just sent a text, because he didn't actually speak.

Daruk:....👁👄👁

Zelda: 👁💧👄💧👁

Author: 👁👄👁 *feeling personally attacked* dont expose me.

Mipha: sorry that was a typo

Daruk: I-

Revali:....... I mean, she has a point.

Urbosa: well we said the same thing to you about the Link part.

Revali: HEY, IT WAS AIMED AT U, NOT ME.

Urbosa: NO IT WASN'T

Revali: I thought YOU was acting like the mature one here

Urbosa: HEY, BE THE BIGGER PERSON HERE, FOR ONCE. AND don't think about it literally, because you're a tiny cucco.

Revali: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY??? I'M NOT SHORT. HAVE U SEEN LINK-

Link: ✌👁👄👁✌

Revali: speak of the devil.

(Urbosa is typing...)

Link: k

Urbosa: I'm warning you all-

Revali: HE DID IT AGAIN-

Zelda: WE KNOW, REVALI. U DONT HAVE TO POINT IT OUT EVERY DAMN TIME

Link: @//@

Urbosa: ALL OF U, BE QUIET--

Revali: DONT GET ME STARTED ON-

Zelda: DON'T EVEN START, REVALI--

Urbos: SHHHH--

Revali: OH, I WILL, ZELDA--

Urbosa: ENOUGHHHHHH!!!!!

Mipha: 👁💧👄💧👁

Revali:....

Zelda:....

Daruk: reminds me of that scene in the movie frozen

Urbosa: 😑💅

Daruk: OH SRY

Urbosa: AHEM.

Urbosa: I'M GONNA TEACH ALL OF U A LESSON.
WELCOME TO DR PHIL- I MEAN, DOCTOR URBOSA.

Author: *dies* it's coming
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Urbosa:

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End of chapter 11 LOL

Edit: ENJOY THE URBOSA DR PHIL PIC I MADE lmao
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27/1/22

Authors Note:

hope u all enjoy! If u like it, leave a comment and/or vote :)

And my beautiful editing skills are amazing hahah lolll