Dusk: this section will consist of Mipha and Urbosa answering questions

Revali: About damn time!

Urbosa: you seem too excited for this

Revali: can't I be happy

Midna: Her heart beat has increased

Urbosa: get your head off my chest

Revali: WHAT

Urbosa: sigh

Dusk: Alright, is everyone here?

Linkle: Link wanted me to manage the chat while he went to go fight Ganon

Mipha: who are you?

Linkle: I'm a friend

Urbosa: Where's my buddy, Daruk?

Revali: irrelevance probably got to him

Midna: That's really rude

Linkle: agreed, Daruk went to go help out Link

Revali: oh...

Dusk: Urbosa, you're going first! Romanoff_sketches says marry me

Revali: NO

Midna: NO

Dusk: uh..

Mipha: you guys clearly have something to discuss

Urbosa: clearly, because I don't recall you guys (Midna & Revali) having a strong opinion of this

Revali: I'm doing my job as a friend

Midna: I'm doing my part of the affair

Dusk: I'm sorry, WHAT?!

Urbosa: Stop making it sound suspicious Midna. There's nothing going on here

Dusk: Moving on.. The001superemacy asks how long have you been wearing high heels?

Urbosa: I have only been wearing them for 2 hours today...why?

Dusk: alright now, ourprecioussushi123 asks how do you do your hair? All of the secrets

Urbosa: oh.. Well first I take a shower, then I blow dry my hair a bit. Then that's when I decide to use some clay and a little bit of slime to get the effect I want in my hair. And well since I live in a very warm environment my hair pretty much stays how I want it. Usually when trying to pull off the hairstyle I have, you need to make sure you warm up the slime/clay and work it through the roots of your hair until you get the effect that you want. I hope that's an acceptable answer.

Revali: I'm speechless

Midna: Do my hair pls

Urbosa: sure some time

Revali: I wish I had hair..

Dusk: MagicCat360 asks "Have you ever had a crush on Zelda's mom?

Urbosa: No I haven't and I have never met nor seen Zelda's mother.

Revali: what were they implying there?

Mipha: shrug

Dusk: favorite song? From ShadowGirl4444

Urbosa: I have many. But I guess if I had to choose one... Love like Mine by Stela Cole

Dusk: Last one for Urbosa, Revalis_Feathers wonders do you like cheese

Urbosa: meh, I'm indifferent

Linkle: guess we go to Mipha now

Mipha: Fun

Dusk: Not yet. Urbosa has more questions ✨

Urbosa: Shoot.

Dusk: Biplatypus077 asks U lesbian?

Urbosa: Like Nintendo says with it's multiple inspirations from queer culture, we never discuss this

Mipha: W-what?

Revali: I-

Midna: I feel like this is a burn but to whom-

Dusk: We will continue. Emeraldkelly asks were you dating the Queen of Hyrule?

Revali: What is with everyone and think she'd hit Zelda's mom?!

Midna: I mean...just ask the unknown creators...

Mipha: I wouldn't think that

Link: It depends

Urbosa: 😑It does not depend and no.

Dusk: Ah here's a nice question! Ghostbur_the_Ghost has two questions the first one is; is princess Zelda a daughter to you? And the second is can you teach me how summon lightning and fight?

Urbosa: Huh, I mean I never really thought of Zelda that way. But yeah I guess I can see our friendship being almost familial

Mipha: Zelda has mommy issues

Revali: WHEEZE actUaLLY

Midna: 🤣

Mipha: You didn't hear it from me 😌✨

Link: It's me 😃

Ganon101: Urbosa is the mother figure of Zelda?

Midna: Mommy Urbosa confirmed

Urbosa: ... Go to jail 🔪

Revali: Yes mommy oop 🤯

Mipha: Mother- I mean URbosa

Urbosa: Mipha I can send lightning right into your room 😄

Mipha: Please don't mom- I mean 'Bosa 😨

Urbosa: fine since you asked so nicely sweetie

Link: We need to stop leaving Midna and Revali alone with each other

Daruk: I'm starting to think they share a brain cell

Midna: don't lump me in with him! 😤

Revali: Yes, because Rito are more respected than the Twili

Link: I- he's not wrong-

Dusk: Urbosa pls just answer the second question 🙏

Urbosa: yeah I can teach you. You are free to choose your target for the demonstration. Though as for training you how to fight...hmm that would be tricky if you were to come to Gerudo town. That's only if you are voe though, we would need to find another way, if you are vai I'm sure it'll be fine.

Dusk: Speaking of Vai and Voe, MimicMarco is wondering why are only vai allowed in Gerudo town?

Urbosa: Good question

Revali: you don't knowwww

Daruk: ?

Urbosa: *shrugs* my best guess is that because of the previous stories of Ganon taking the form of a male Gerudo. I'm assuming that became a bad omen and in order to protect the Gerudo we needed to set limitations.

Midna: huh sounds legit

Urbosa: Don't quote me on this.

Dusk: MimicMarco's other question was how come the Gorons are allowed into Gerudo town?

Daruk: Another good question

Revali: That's what I wanna know 😒

Urbosa: ...Nintendo made Gorons genderless-

Daruk: I fucking knew it

Link: WHAT

Revali: TF THATS NOT FAIR

Daruk: My life MAKES SENSE NOWWWWW

Mipha: I'm so glad you figured out your identity crisis, Daruk ❤️

Link: what if I-

Urbosa: Don't finish that sentence Link 😁

Link: Yes, mom

(Link was removed from the chat)

Mipha: I call foul

Revali: Foul fish?

(Mipha removed Revali from the group chat)

Urbosa: girl power! ✋

Mipha: ✋

Link: The women are ganging up on me again

Midna: again?

Link: They all get too close in Gerudo Town-

Daruk: this is why men aren't allowed in there

Midna: Daruk know your place

Daruk: it's they/them to you please and thank you

Revali: What did I miss?

Mipha: Daruk finding himself

Link: nothing much to find.

Urbosa: be nice 🔪

Link: I'm hiding in a pot after your last strike- don't make me summon le cuckoos

Revali: if Link ever got over his fear of cuckoos that threat would have been more terrifying 😂

Dusk: ok this has gone on long enough. It's time to give Mipha some spotlight.

Link: yes >:))

Dusk: Revalis_Feathers asked do you like fish pie?

Mipha: Depends on how it's cooked.

Midna: *GASPS* CANNIBALISM

Urbosa: 🙄 That's not cannibalism, even the Gerudo eat each other from time to time but it's not harmful.

Midna: D-Did you just describe a lesbian orgy?

Urbosa: no, I was describing Gerudo culture, people get your head out of the gutter.

Link: Be gay do Gerudo ?

Urbosa: 🫥🫣 evasive maneuvers 66

Revali: I have gone through this too many times to care

Daruk: Tf y'all been doing to each other

Mipha: absolutely nothing I hope'

Link: being visited by the ghosts of the past 😢

Midna: they have been promoted to holiday ghosts

Dusk: ZeldaFan00003 wants to know (oo this is a good one) have you ever yeeted your lightscale trident at somebody ?

Mipha: There's a reason why Daybreaker has subtle dent on the edge of its side 🤭

Urbosa: A worthy opponent indeed 😌

Dusk: Ourprecioussushi123 is asking what's it like to have a sibling? Pros? Cons?

Mipha: Like having a buddy for life. But at the same time sometimes you just wanna throw them too hahaha

Link: are you okay?

Mipha: I'm dead Link. And I didn't get to see Sidon grow up 😭

Dusk: oh yike...yeah we will keep moving before Mipha has another meltdown. Huh, B3aconozpin is wondering what you would do if Revali was feeling suicidal

Link: uh...

Mipha: if Revali ever was he is welcome to hang with me so he doesn't feel like that is his only way out of the darkness

Revali: Mipha 🥹

Urbosa: same goes here.

Dusk: BoyInABlackHoodie is wondering do you still like Link even as a ghost?

Mipha: y-yes

Link: ofc she does we are good buds 😛

Revali: I should really Koopa troopa you

Urbosa: you mean the red shell that always hits you?

Dusk: next one- Kirmaai is wondering will you marry who will you marry?

Mipha: I'm no longer a part of this world. I do not think it's an option for me 🥲

Dusk: gamemaster-kel is asking do you love me?

Mipha: you deserve love though I may not know you well.

Dusk: MimicMarco wants to know, when will you tell Link you want to marry him? And can you get Sidon to say hello?

Mipha: I guess I'll tell him when he finally figures out how to defeat Ganon.

Mipha: Oh and Sidon come and say hi!

Sidon: HIIIIII

A/n : phew been meaning to get this one done. It's finally back and you can expect the next update to being come very soon! I hope you enjoyed!