Dusk: so we were somehow able to drag Zelda onto a Sheikah slate for idk a few minutes

Link: Guess Hyrule can handle hell for a hot sec

Revali: *in borat voice* the flames of Ganon roarrrrr

Urbosa: I'm done with you

Midna: never will be 🤓

Dusk: we are going to move on here.

Zelda: pls do. Hyrule is in danger

Mipha: she's answering these under pressure?

Dusk: from one of our commenters they are wondering what shampoo do you use?

Zelda: That's my secret 😌

Zelda: next question

Dusk: right, skin-

Zelda: you were going to ask skin care tips and I'm going to pass on that. Let's keep moving people.

Revali: this is no fun

Linkle: Ikr we don't get make a comment on someone's answer and get off topic-

Midna: who are you again?

Linkle: :))))

Mipha: ?

Dusk: another one asked about your favorite ships

Zelda: I don't have any ships

Dusk: anything else?

Zelda: I just saw Ganon shove spire of the Hyrule Castle into his mouth

Revali: haha like a binkie??

Dusk: Chaotic-

Zelda: pls let's keep moving

Dusk: sigh, fiiine. How did you deal with your dad treating you like a helpless child?

Zelda: I simply worked my butt off at everything I could do. I continued to practice my swordsmanship, my research and I decided to delve into books to prove to him just how knowledgeable I am and I -

Midna: haha princess chatty reminds me of someone I knew back when the shadow realm invaded the light.

Zelda: don't interrupt someone while they are talking. Listen.

Midna: hmm, old times

Dusk: are you taller than Link?

Zelda: I wish

Revali: Urbosa is taller than him

Link: obviously

Revali: and how does that make you feel?

Link: Like a respectable guy

Revali: What?

Urbosa: you can learn a thing or two from him

Link: Evasive maneuvers 😃

Urbosa: Cookie jar is on the right Link

Mipha: Wait where are you and Link 'Bosa?

Link: Watching Ganon try to fit as many guardians into his mouth

Urbosa: I'm betting 20 with that width of a jaw

Revali: I- WHAT

Daruk: Idk anymore

Dusk: Why are you a bitch?

Zelda: excuse ME?

Dusk: that was the question

Zelda: oh... I'm not trying to be one. I am sorry if I come off as one.

Midna: only bitch here is Urbosa

Urbosa: was that derogatory or a compliment?

Revali: you cAn nEveR teLl OvEr tExT

Dusk: you love Link don't you and you should probably use a potion on him since you are good with technology.

Zelda: I mean yes in a way. Secondly no. I don't need a failed potion when GANON IS PLAYING BEER PONG WITH LINK AND URBOSA

Daruk: hahaha SEND A PIC

Zelda: no

Revali: spoiler

Dusk: here's a fun question! How do you use your sealing power? And is there any spirit that accompanies you?

Zelda: It's quite complicated actually. There's so many components that goes into using it. I should know better than anyone because I had no clue which lead to the demise of the Champions which I hold full responsibility for.

Midna: Someone clearly still carried that hero complex into the next life

Zelda: what?

Midna: what?

Dusk: ...Omigosh whyyyy... anyways the next question is what if I told you your father was dead and it was true?

Zelda: I know about that already. Time has passed. I have come to terms with it when Ganon came knocking on the castle

Daruk: cue Ganon entering with the Gandalf sax meme

Urbosa: the what?

Revali: he's talking about a weird Lord of the Rings compilation he saw on the Sheikah slate

Midna: you creatures of the light are weird

Dusk: if Link says "well excuuuuuuseee me princess!" what do you do?

Zelda: Make him wish that 1989 comedy never existed

Urbosa: well, excuuuuse you Princess

Zelda: Urbosa please stop giving Ganon a hug around the neck with your arm.

Link: Ganon is quaking

Midna: Power of girlboss compels him ig

Dusk: well you are free to go now Zelda.

Zelda: Thanks I will now lasso of truth this clown

Revali: spoke like a Redditor

Mipha: I feel like you guys are on your Sheikah slates wayyy too much

Dusk: alright we have this one. What happened to the Link you helped during the era of Twilight? Did you ever see him again? Are you guys married?

Midna: I'll make this clear from the beginning no we never married. And also no I never saw him again. Twilight realm became sealed away from the world of light just like the Light spirits wanted 🙄

Revali: YOU WERE PART OF THE ERA OF TWILIGHT?!

Urbosa: huh, you certainly do not act your age

Midna: and you like it

Urbosa: ... no comment

Dusk: Another question but this time it's asking about the Zelda from your time and what happened to her. Also marriage?

Midna: ...🥺 yeah...She's no longer here. That's all I'm going to say. I miss her.

Urbosa: you didn't answer the marriage question.

Midna: Just like how you don't answer if you like Revali as more than a friend

Urbosa: I may dislike Revali and crush his ego a bit

Revali: but?

Urbosa: there's no but that's it.

Dusk: did you carry all of Link's stuff for him?

Midna: not your link's but yeah for mine I most certainly did! Apparently wolves don't have pockets-

Urbosa: I'm so confused

Revali: what do you mean by your link?

Daruk: more than one link is terrifying

Link: I want my own shadow clones 😏

Mipha: you have also been on your Sheikah slate too long

Dusk: how are you in the Botw timeline? And what is it like being bugged by the dead champions?

Midna: first off how do you know the era of Twlight and Breath of the Wild aren't linked to each other? Or all the same timeline

Zelda: shhhh, Nintendo might be watching

Mipha: who's Nintendo?

Daruk: god

Mipha: oh-

Urbosa: still waiting on the answer

Zelda: please don't Urbosa

Link: God?

Dusk: next one is Who are you again?

Urbosa: relatively timed questions

Midna: I am Midna, formerly known in legend as the Princess of Twilight, and the current reigning Queen. The Light Realm is unaware of me, only few knew of my existence when Zant ventured into your realm in search for the Shadow Crystal.

Urbosa: I feel my brain hurting

Revali: UH STILL NEED TO KNOW WHY SHE SAYS MY LINK AND MY ZELDA

Linkle: wouldn't you like to know

Mipha: I have no clue who is even on this anymore

Ganon101: only the wretched scum of this world

Zelda: ^literally no one mentioned him! He showed up last group chat!

Dusk: Why does your name look like Mipha's?

Mipha: yeah it kinda does

Midna: *sings* I've been rocking this game since before you were born, approximately 2006 to be sure~

Mipha: I'm aware. Maybe my father and mother liked your name and decided to take some inspiration when naming me?

Midna: if so then I am humbly honored

Mipha: ☺️

Urbosa: stay away from Mipha

Midna: jealous much?

Urbosa: very

Revali: uh- WhAt

Dusk: we will conclude with Daruk and Sidon in the next chat! Updates for this will be bi-weekly for the time being! I hope you all enjoyed the double week update!!