(Sidon has joined the group chat).

Sidon: Hello?

Anyone here

Guys?

Mipha?

Link?

(RainbowDash has joined the group chat).

RD: Have you seen Revali?

Sidon: No Sis. Have you seen Mipha?

RD: Not even close

(Arya has joined the group chat).

Arya: Has anyone seen my Aunt?

RD: Who?...

Sidon: No I haven't seen Urbosa. Why?

Arya: The Gerudo are getting concerned, she isn't showing up for Chief business.

RD: yea...that sounds weird..

Sidon: Anyone seen Link?

RD: Thought he was with Zelda.

Arya: And where did you see him?

RD: Heading towards Hyrule, where there was a Casper flying around, why?

Arya: Oh...

Sidon: you're kidding... no I believe this is a lie.

RD: I don't get why you're so worried.

Sidon: Link was fighting the Calamity. Our Sister is fighting the Calamity.

RD: oh..wait does that-

Arya: Urbosa and Revali are also facing off against it.

(Zelda has joined the chat)

Zelda: Calling all Champions! Are you still alive?

Sidon: Where's my sister?

Zelda: How did you get on this chat?

RD: That doesn't matter, answer the damn question!

Zelda: All the Champions are dead

Sidon: No My sister is the best spear Zora I know. She wouldn't go down that easily and let's not forget her ability Mipha's grace. She wouldn't lose she couldn't...

Zelda: I'm sorry

Arya: Aunt Urbosa...😭😭😭

RD: Damn you! This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't recruited my sister, or anyone I love!

Sidon: I-I-I-I just can't

(Sidon has left the chat)

RD: Sidon...

(RainbowDash has left the group chat)

Arya:...you're selfish...live with that

(Arya has left the chat).

(Link has joined the chat).

Link: I'M ALONE AND I'M ALIVE😜😜😜😜 SUCK IT GANON!

Zelda: You're hopeless sometimes 😓

Link: Ganon is no match for me.

Zelda: Like Hell no. He slaughtered our friends! Mipha, Urbosa, Daruk, Revali...

Urbosa: Bitch please, he didn't stand a chance against my fury.

Revali:
U- Undefeated,
R- Relentless
B- Because
O- Overall
S- Silly Ganon
A- Ain't gotta chance

Daruk: My turn!

L- Liberator
I- In
N: Nothing but,
K: Killing Ganon

Zelda: IS ANYONE ONE ELSE MAGICALLY RESURRECTING THAMSELVES FROM THE DEAD?!

Mipha: ...yAs

Link:
M- Mother
I- In
P- Purification
H- However
A- Alluring

Urbosa:
R- Really
E- Egotistical
V- Varying
A- A
L- Little
I- Inattentive

Revali: awwww, I wanted to do Link!

D- Daring
A- Adventurously
R- Ranging
U- Unmovable
K- killing machine

Also Urbosa 🖕

Urbosa: Love you too😘🖕

Zelda: Why didn't you guys respond?!

Revali: it was a joke.

Urbosa: why did you tell Arya I was dead?

Zelda: cause I thought you were.

Link: April Fools

Ganon Drools

Daruk: I swear sometimes I think Link is a little child

Mipha: Well, I knew him as a little child, I even had to change his diapers..

Link: MiPhA!

Mipha: oops 😉

Zelda: What has this chat come to?

Revali:

Z- Zeal
E- Every
L- Lovely
D- Day
A- Ah yea

Zelda:...😑