Mipha: Tell you how I lost my mind,
I'll tell you why,
Daddy didn't have the time
It's kinda funny
Breaking rules and telling lies
I paid the price
I'll come back and make 'em pay it twice

Revali: I reboot the chat and I don't know if this is more tame

Zelda: we will see I guess

Daruk: I figured out what's been going on!

Urbosa: you did?

Daruk: Mipha and you have been affected by

(Message failed to send)

(Daruk has disconnected)

Mipha: Born an Angel
I'll die a psycho

Zelda: Daruk?!

Revali: What happened?!

Sidon: SHOULDNT HE HAVE GOOD WIFI CAUSE HE LIVES ON A FRICKING MOUNTAIN?!

Zelda: HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!

Mipha: 'cause I can be flawless, dangerous
I never let go
I found my mistah
But he went missing
He's so fearless, reckless

Link:....

Revali: Has anyone got a hold of Daruk?

Link: how do we know that Mipha didn't murder him in his sleep?

Urbosa: why would you ask something like that?

Link: cause I can't have pot

Zelda: pot is really bad for you!

Link: I'm meaning no pots to smash!

Revali: MIPHA EXPLAIN!

Mipha: I know you know my name
This pretty little face
The bullet in your brain, ayyyy
My baby, he's insane

Urbosa: SHES INSANE

Mipha: Made me just the same
And now you'll feel my pain
Ayyy

Link: Who are you?

Mipha: it's Harley Fucking Quinn

Urbosa: no c-comment

Zelda: I can't-

Revali: I for once have no good come back

Mipha: the bullet in your brain
I know you know my name, ayyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn

Zelda: Wait so what was Daruk tryna tell us?

Revali: No clue

Mipha: the bullet in your brain

Revali: I don't have a bullet in my brain

Mipha: I know you know my name

Revali: Yeah, it's Mipha

Mipha: ayyyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn

Link: Fuck it I'm bored

Zelda: What are you doing?

Revali: ?

Urbosa: ?

Link: They call me the mastermind
Don't roll the dice

Zelda: NOT YOU TOO

Mipha: But all the best ideas were mine
Please don't leave me

Revali: He hath gone to the dark side

Link: I'll break your heart a thousand times
Come play with mine

Mipha: only one of us is gon' survive

Urbosa: yeah, that's not going to be Daruk

Revali: hey that was my line!

Urbosa: Was It tho? Hmm?

Zelda: You're back?!

Sidon: The old Urbosa's back

Mipha: born an angel

Link: I'll die a psycho
'Cause I can be flawless
Dangerous

Mipha: I never let go
I found my mistah

Link: but he went missing

Mipha: he's so fearless, reckless
I know you know my name
This pretty little face
The bullet in your brain, ayyy
My baby, he's insane
Made me just the same
And now you feel my pain
Ayyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn

Urbosa: I'm pretty much done with this bullshit

Mipha: the bullet in your brain
I know you know my name, ayy

Sidon: Make it stop somebody!

Zelda: yeah I'm tired of this too

Revali: don't you need to inform the king that Daruk is missing?

Mipha: it's Harley Fucking Quinn

Zelda: eh, I'll do it in the morning

Mipha: this pretty little face
The bullet in your brain
I know you know my name, ayyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn

Sidon: Wait it's midnight already?

Link: you should be in bed by now

Sidon: shouldn't you be in bed now?

Link: well excuse me, Prince

Zelda: here we go a g a i n

Revali: I'll go look for Daruk

Urbosa: with those wings you'll be lucky to cover any ground

Revali: something is seriously wrong here

Zelda: other than Calamity Ganon coming very soon?

Revali: we won't stand a chance if we don't fix ourselves

Link: a house divided against itself cannot stand.