Daruk: this is really it huh, guys?

Revali: It appears that way

Urbosa: It's not over til the battle is won

Mipha: May we meet again

Sidon: Mipha?

Urbosa: Mipha wdym?

Sidon: NOOOOO NAYRU NOOO

Revali: What is it?

Sidon: NO SHES NOT GONE!

Urbosa: Sid? Sidon?

Revali: He's not responding

Daruk: guys there's a blight in Vah Rudania, I think one of them got Mipha

Urbosa: Oh, they are so going down!

Revali: Without a doubt

Zelda: Mipha's down?!

Urbosa: appears so

Revali: where's Link?

Zelda: He's going towards the Calamity

Urbosa: the sooner the better

Revali: Daruk?

Urbosa: he's not responding

Midna: Well, the Zora and Goron bit the dust so sorry to hear

Zelda: no😢

Urbosa: We'll keep fighting

Revali: Ofc

Midna: Revali pls swing around better and stop playing with your opponent

Revali: I'm tiring him out!

Midna: Ganon doesn't get tired

Revali: fuck

Urbosa: so then how do

Midna: yes?

Urbosa: slay those

Revali: ?

Urbosa: things

Revali: you okay?

Urbosa: my enemy is

Midna very fast yes maybe don't text

Revali: good idea

Zelda: I don't know how to stop him

Link: huff

Midna: Princess ye of little faith

Princess: I have faith

Midna: Huh Urbosa's gone

Princess:😭😭😭

Link😰😢

Midna: Huh, Revali's gone as well

Zelda: I'll do my best, but Link is pretty injured.

Midna: Until we meet again princess

(Midna has left the chat)