Warning: You might need to pull out a dictionary for this, for words you don't know

Urbosa: I know who you are
Show yourself

Midna: Oh? It's been awhile since I have seen a Gerudo
Then again, was that Ganon one of your kind?

Urbosa: How dare you! Can't you see that makes my fight against Ganon all the more personal?

Midna: the honor of the Gerudo and the tainted blood it has put upon them blah blah blah, but I will admit he did make a handsome Gerudo

Urbosa: Then you and I have unfinished business

Midna: How much do you want for the flightless bird? A poor attempt I might add

Urbosa: Whose Flightless? I want my friends back

Midna: and you immensely believe that it was me?

Urbosa: Yes.

Midna: Teehee, oh, you're quite the tempered one.

Urbosa: Don't flirt with me, where's Zelda?

Midna: The Twlight Princess is fine, and Wolfie is too

Urbosa: Who tf is Wolfie?

Midna: Sigh, you know who I am, so just say it

Urbosa: You are Midna, Leader of the Twili, once known as the Twlight Princess.
That's how I know you didn't answer my question!

Midna: Quite the clever one, then you must know of the Hero, who took on the form of a wolf?

Urbosa: no, well now that I look into the book, yes I do see it

Midna: tehe heh very.
It actually wasn't that long ago, but then again, the Hylians have a weird sense of time

Urbosa: how so?

Midna: I'm still alive, and young, I'm still a witness of the Hero
Sadly my poor other friends are not as lucky.

Urbosa: so you're lonely? That's why you're taking my friends?

Midna: ouch, rude! Who said I was taking your friends? I'm merely just borrowing them!

Urbosa: Consent is very important

Midna: I'm well aware Chief, I don't need lessons from someone who hasn't ruled for very long.

Urbosa: You're asking for a fight

Midna: oh the contrary says a few chats ago you were keeling over to Revali😉

Urbosa:😳 FUCK OFF

Midna: I want to very much, but you see you're not the only one missing your lover

Urbosa: excuse me?

Midna: you would be so crass?

Urbosa: merely a guise. That's why I say it was uncalled for to mess with my mind. You're Fused Shadow relics are disturbing to say the least.

Midna: Awww, why thank you! You know it's really hard to perform those kinds of spells. I take pride in my work🥰

Urbosa: enough with you're insolence, where are my friends?

Midna: Apocryphal, you speak of insolence and yet you spread around apocrypha everywhere you go. If I didn't know any better I saw celibacy isn't very arousing to you especially someone who treats their cunt as a hunter.

Urbosa: UGH! My point still stands. You're tempestuous, you think I have no inclemency? Look at yourself.

How does you're armor even protect you? You can't even keep your ample cleavage where it's supposed to be.

Midna: Aww, well how kind of you, any other critiques I need on my wardrobe?

Urbosa: the way you tie your hair is ineffective, you're literally begging to be choked

Midna: Well, yeah, where's the link- I mean kink in that 😋

Urbosa: ...

Midna: ya done? Good. My turn.
First off, why point out my cleavage? Are you an invert or something? Not that I mind..
Also you're not much better
Lady Urbosa😉

Urbosa: Okay WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PHOTOS

Midna: 🤣🤣 one of your friends has a habit for these. I found it on one of those what do you call 'em?

Urbosa: Sheikah Slates

Midna: yea, well I have to go

Urbosa: IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!