Author's Note: Okay so this may get weirdly funnier than usual of course.  I hope ya'll like it^^

(Group Chat)

(Mipha has joined the chat)

(Zelda has joined the chat)

Mipha: hello?

Zelda: came to mess around again?

Mipha: no, how did you get access to this chat?

Zelda: I have my ways

Mipha: uh huh

Zelda: so this is boring..

Mipha: Wait this is usually around the time when Revali or Urbosa show up..

Zelda: looks like they are not here..

Mipha: no Link? either

Zelda: Why are you so obsessed with my body guard?

Mipha: I'm not, he's my f-friend

Zelda: Uh huh, and do you know a lot about him? 

Mipha: um, we are childhood friends. Princess why do you care so much?

Zelda: Just curious but did you know that Link gets paranoid

Mipha: He does?

Zelda: Yes here's a chat I had with him

Mipha: XD aww, haha, Link thinks cuckoos are evil? 

Zelda: Apparently. He carries this concoction he made to ward them off

Mipha: What's it called? 

Zelda: Cuckoo off Repellent 

Mipha: Adorable ^w^

Zelda: it truly is

Mipha:..

(Mipha has left the chat)

Zelda: Wow Mipha just wow..

(Revali the Moose has joined the chat)

Revali the Moose: Caw caw MotherFucker!

(Revali the Moose kicked Zelda off the chat)

Urbosa: nice she's blasted off again

Link: it was creepy to read the chat the girls were having about me

(Daruk has joined the chat)

Daruk: Wow, Link you've got issues

Link: my paranoia?

Daruk: no watching the girls talk

Urbosa: what's even funnier is that they don't know XD

Revali the Moose: Urbosa change my nickname...NOW!

Urbosa: no

Revali the Moose: grumble

Daruk: Did your house get rebuilt?

Revali the moose: Yess, My house is alive!

Urbosa: grumble

Revali the Moose: but seriously, Link, cuckoos plotting your death? XD

Daruk: XD

Urbosa: wait Sealiously?

Revali the Moose: -_- You've hung out with too many sand seals

Daruk: probably the only date she can get XD

Urbosa: Daruk I expected better from you!

Daruk: =( sorry

Revali the Moose: Anyways, here's the pic in the earlier part of the chat

Urbosa: XD WTF LINK? HAHAHA

Link: stop just stop

Urbosa: pardon me, its a first for Revali to make me laugh

Revali the Moose: can you change my nickname?

Urbosa: NO

(Sidon has joined the Chat)

Sidon: Now I have something to show my sister! Link's cuckoo obsessions 

Link: 0_o Not SIDON!

Sidon: Hi!!

Daruk: a friend?

Urbosa: an acquaintance? 

Revali the Moose: Someone you know?

Link: this is Sidon Mipha's little bro

Urbosa: she has a brother?

Sidon: She never mentions me?

Daruk: what do you look like?

Sidon: here a pic!

Me and my sister^^

Revali the Moose: I can't believe I'm saying this; AWWW, so CUTE ^w^

Urbosa: Well aren't you a cutie

Sidon: Yep My Big Sis says that I'll have girls swooning over me when I'm older (#gross)

Daruk: you'll be like a god to them

Link: I guess but does your sister know you are on here?

Sidon: Shhh! Link! she doesn't know

Link: I'm letting her know

Urbosa: no link we got questions for this boy

Daruk: just a little longer Link

Revali the Moose: I want to know Mipha's secrets

Urbosa: same^^

Daruk: Wow they agree with each other..

Sidon: What do you want to know about Mipha?

Revali the Moose: When she goes to sleep does she have a picture of Link on her nightstand?

Sidon: Not anymore I stole it from her! 

Link: 0///0 Why are the Zora siblings so interested in me?

Sidon: EW! not that Link! I'm still a kid! Anyways I stole it

Revali the Moose: Why?

Sidon: I was bored and Sis just laying around. So I grab it and run away and Sis is all like "Sidon! give it back!" She was whining as she said it

Urbosa: Hey does she truly like Link?

Sidon: Honesty I don't get it

Revali the Moose: do not confuse Tiny Mipha, Urbosa!

Daruk: Oo, What does Mipha do in her spare time?

Sidon: She draws..

Urbosa: draws what?

Sidon: Link

Link:0///0 oh

Revali the Moose: Are these nudes or combination?

Sidon: I went through her sketchbook

Urbosa: good boy, I'll buy you a treat

Sidon: cool, so the only thing I saw in the book was mostly Link with all clothes on

Daruk: GOOD

Sidon: and a couple with his shirt off

Link: 0///0 Oh Hylia

Urbosa: She has a bad case of love going on. 

Sidon: uh-oh

Daruk: what?

Sidon: Sis sees me, gotta go!

(Sidon has left the chat due to Mipha seeing him with a Sheikah Slate and getting suspicious)

Urbosa: wow I like her little bro already, he's cool

Hope this was enjoyable! Let me know in the comments below. Sidon made an appearance^^ did his sister catch him? we will find out soon. Also kudos to however can get the reference. (Hint: not a Legend of Zelda reference)