Hello my dear readers! I figured out what to do with this chat now^^ The title is already self explanatory. Now anyways I've prepared to add some hilarious pictures in this chat. 

So for starters, check out the pic up above. I thought it was funny on account of everyone agreeing that Revali is useless. What do you think about the pic? I think it's cute cause Mipha is braiding Revali's feathers^^

(Group chat)

(Link has joined the chat)

Revali: Well Link your finally here

Daruk: Glad you could make it little guy

Link: yeah so?

Revali: Let's team up for something

Daruk: wow, that's a first, I wasn't even expecting you to do that Revali. Not now and not when Calamity Ganon comes.

Revali: -_- anyways, let's mess with the girls

Daruk: sure

Link: Why?

Revali: It'll be fun^^

Link: But I don't want to make Mipha cry

Daruk: she's way tougher than you think

Link: still don't want to mess with Urbosa. 0_0 we all saw what she did to Revali's house

Revali: >=) yeah I just want revenge for her taking my cottage down again!

Daruk: Is that all you can think about?

Link: That's Asinine

Revali: >=( stop using that word!

Daruk I thought it was your favorite? =)

Revali: girls will show up, get ready..spam the chat!!!!!!

Daruk: **^.^**

Link: MoM

Revali: oink

Revali: squaw

Revali: squeak 

Revali: caw caw!

(Urbosa has joined the chat)

(Mipha has joined the chat)

Revali: caw caw!

Urbosa: why is Revali spamming the chat?

Mipha: ?

Daruk: I don't know Urbosa, doesn't all that spam go on your hips?

Urbosa: >=( Daruk I will slaughter you!!

Mipha: We were talking about the the random messages from Revali

Revali: CAW CAW! GIMME YOUR SUSHI YOU LITTLE SUSHI!

Mipha: 0///0 I don't under stand

Link: It is okay little fishling you do not need to understand

Mipha: um what 0//0

Urbosa: EXPLAIN. NOW

Revali: Big Bitch right there

Urbosa: >=( 

Link: What do you know? Urbosa needs to smash pots to let out anger =p

Mipha: 0_0' Link you left me no choice I found something to help Link with his obsessions of breaking pots!

Revali: GO sit yo-self on a platter Mipha! XD

Mipha: 0///0  

Daruk: That where sushi belongs!

Urbosa: Daruk..prepare to meet your doom

Daruk: uh-huh? OH HYLIA SHE'S-

(Daruk has lost connection)

Link: little little sushi walking around on cute little feet =p

Mipha: I'm not sure if I should be angry or embarrassed...

Urbosa: SHOW THE PIC!!

Mipha: Right! Link here ya go! This should stop you in your tracks

Urbosa: XD 

Revali: XD I can'tf Stopps LAUGHING! 

Link: 0_0 Dat is witch craft!!! AHHHH!

(Link has left the chat)

Revali: Well at least we know Urbosa can't find her soulmate XD

Urbosa: I got something for you Big Bird!

Mipha: XD HAHAHAHA

Revali: Your laughing Mipha?! 0_o

Mipha: sorry it just is so true

Revali: I hate you Urbosa >=(

Urbosa: I hate you too Ravioli^^

Revali: Oh I got something for you drunk girl!

Mipha: Huh? Are you referring to how the Gerudo find mates?

Revali: Yes, yes I am^^

Urbosa: I am gonna poach  you!

Revali: But I don't lay eggs like females XD

Urbosa: Not everyone lays eggs!!

Mipha: 0///0 um....

Urbosa: 0_0 oh I'm so sorry I forgot you do...

Revali: What do Zora eggs look like?

Mipha: ∋━━o(｀∀ 'oメ）～→   ＿|￣ |○

Urbosa: Miph are you okay?!

Revali: She didn't answer

(Sidon has joined the chat)

Sidon: ='(

Urbosa: What's wrong?!

Sidon: My sister! She has a bleeding cut on her head!!

Revali: Oh dear

Urbosa: How did that happen?!

Sidon: she hit the counter of a table in her room! ='(

Revali: Shouldn't you be telling your father about this?

Sidon: Right ='(

(Sidon has left the chat)

Urbosa: This is awkward

Revali: for sure

Urbosa: I'll go check on Mipha

Revali: I'll go tell Link that Mipha has a concussion

(Urbosa has left the chat)

(Revali has left the chat)

Then there were 0. I hoped you like this chapter. So Mipha got hurt! We will find out what happens in next chat for that. Just leave a comment down below of what you thought about this chat. Have a nice evening^^