This is a short story on my list for some time now.

Needless to say let's get back to Monster Musume. Let's get to dirty, sexy, and hilarious moments. Going on the fly here, but let's get it.

Just to add something, I'm taking a different approach to this one just a little bit as an experiment to improve myself. Let me know what you think. Worst case I will rewrite this whole thing. 

Enjoy.

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Imagine being a high school boy and someone in a suit knocks on your door. Your parents are traveling the world and you're at home holding down the fort. Until a shy snake girl or Lamia walks in and a misunderstanding turns into a lifestyle. Kimihito the boy saw Miia the girl come in as the agent of the Interspecies Cultural Exchange. A woman given the code name Smith was his coordinator and quietly forced a few more to stay with Kimihito in his home. 

The agency did manage to do some home remodeling which included bed space, a massive bath for Miia because of her length, and even a deep pool for Mero a mermaid and even  with an electric wheelchair to get around since she didn't have legs to walk like the others. Though there was one problem. Even though there was only one Centaur in the house, they sure ate like horses. Even those Centorea the Centaur was vegetarian herself. 

At this certain time there were now seven monster girls living underneath one roof with him. There was attention, habitat, making sure all were accompanied while out in public, and then most importantly FOOD! Food was the hardest. A snake, horse, spider, giant bird, slime, mermaid, and dullahan. Add the human and how does one fill the fridge? Better yet, keep it filled. It adds up. 

So it got to the point where Kimihito had to get creative. Smith actually gave him a tip for a loophole in the system. The program technically did fund him for having the girls stay at his residence, but also would reimburse him for qualified expenses. The key one, FOOD! Because the seven of them (at least six) could eat a whale if they wanted to. Which lead to the next write-off. A chef. 

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There was a knock on the door and everyone in the living stood still. Miia gasped as she saw her, Darling! go to the door. Hoping that there wasn't another new woman to make a pass at him. As Kimihito opened the door the girls were all surprised to see someone new. A different type of species and new one to the house. A man. Another man that is.

"Hey Chef." Smiled Kimihito.

"Come on Hito. (FN). We're off duty. And not at the market. I drink tea and kick back just like a dice salad, cut the fish heads, and tender the meat. How we doing?" He walked in with a suitcase and went straight into the kitchen. It was time to get to work. 

"Is he living here too?" Asked Papi. 

"Nope. This isn't your practical suitcase." (FN) put his case on the table and opened it. It was his to-go box of kitchen utensils and tools. Knives, spatulas, and even small containers of herbs and spices. "So, what's first?"

"Meet the girls." Said Kimihito proudly. He pointed to all the girls that smiled. All except for one. Lala seemed to glare at him. "Girls, (FN) here is a friend of mine who actually went to become a chef."

"Hey ladies. I came back from England where I went to study and take a learning vacation. I'm back and thanks for having me." Smiled (FN).

"How was it?" Asked Kimihito.

"Let's just say, they make the bread better over here." He smiled. (Hi Miku. It's Uncle AJ. That was for you. Enjoy now.)

"Hold on. Exactly what are you going to do with those knives? Show your dominance and power?" Scoffed the dullahan with her head in her lap.

"Ummm, feeding you through your mouth only. For starters..." It was his first time seeing the species in front of him. 

"Fine. So this is your service. But no need. I am Death. I don't need nourishment like you do."

"The day I have pineapple on my pizza. You'll like." (No judgement zone here people)

"Well then. I guess I have no choice." Lala shook her head.

"What's on the menu?" Chimed Papi.

"Hito?" (FN) looked over.

"I just headed to the market recently. I found this." Kimihito went behind the counter and lifted up a big sunfish to on top of the counter with a thud. 

"Jesus! Good Lord man! What the hell are you doing with that!?" Gasped (FN).

"You see who is here? Yeah. That's why." Then he ducked down to grab more food. He grabbed a basket of cabbages. "Plus one vegetarian. Got all of that."

"Ohhh. That explains the yen amount."

"You bet."

(FN) cleared his throat. "Very well. I shall proceed." You know the time, energy, and stress seems quite comfortable, but what the hell am I getting myself into?

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I hope you guys like where this is going. As far as the title? You'll find out.

-Rel