Coffee after dinner? Okay. Rachnera having a few rounds? Ehhh...

Enjoy.

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This was something that (FN) the chef learned when he sat down and had a talk with the girls after dinner that night. After the meal he made the traditional thing of where he would make a pot of coffee. He knew had to make good recipes from frappe, latte, and a millionaire cappuccino. During this he was learning more and more about the monster girls. And from him brewing the joe, they were about to learn a lot about him. 

What (FN) didn't realize is what happens when spider girls drink coffee. Which would be the same as giving an Italian guy scotch or a man in the UK whiskey. It can get loud, loving, violent or perhaps a combination of the three. After he made the first cup he poured it himself black and sat down on the couch. Taking two sips before putting his mug on a coaster. 

"Ahhh. 'Tis a beautiful night." He closed his eyes to gather himself. Proud after making a few meals for a few hungry monster girls and the kitchen nearly spotless. 

"Wait, I thought you made eight cups." Pondered Kimihito.

"I did Hito. I got one. What's left?" Asked (FN). 

In a to-go plastic cup Rachnera was cucking a cup of coffee like it was her first sip at the mead hall. The Miia, Mero, and Centorea flinched. Papi and Suu watched surprised as even those two knew what was coming. Lala sat on the couch two spots away from him just waiting to see what was next. Not much reaction out of her.

"Hey Rachnera. Watch out for-" Kimihito was too late as she had already had her first round. 

"Oh Honey." Giggled Rachnera. "I'm fine."

"Something wrong?" (FN) looked at Rachnera a little red in the face.

"Uhhh, caffeine has the alcohol effect on spiders."

"Beg pardon!?" His eyes widened.

"Espresso is equivalent to moonshine Mr. Chef." Lala shook her head.

"No one notifi-" He was stumped as Rachnera leaned one of her legs against him. "Oh Chef this is grand. Where has this been my whole life?"

"I think I am instructed that this fell off the truck?" Rather than say he brought it over from his kitchen cabinet he would make an Italian cultural excuse. 

"Oh Chef." She leaned over to give him a hug. "Thank you for the food. I feel well, nourished." The way she put emphasize on nourish caught everyone by surprise. No one was tangled in web yet. But when she was like this, she was very flirty and giggly. Though to (FN) who has no experience dealing with monster girls and it being his first day, he was short for words. Just processing. And hearing that his evening coffee was no good for the spider was surprising. 

"Glad you like..." He muttered from the hug. 

"You seem to enjoy as well." Glared Lala.

(FN) couldn't turn his head to see her. He just wanted out of this tight embrace. Feeling her arms grip around his neck and feeling her chest in his lower neck alarmed him. Even though humans and monsters are now free to love consensually, this isn't what he had in mind. "Thanks peanut gallery..."

"Oh you are rather built. And you are so handsome like Honey." She was starting to get a little over the edge. Moving onto the couch and playing with his hair. "So hot. You make women wet. And not just the mermaid that likes tragedy."

"Mistresses are hot." Mero smirked.

Lala moved to the corner as the girls were just watching this unfold. Seeing that their interest in Kimihito wasn't involved to it made things easier, but their chef was being smothered. Big big spidey with booba. "I do hope there is no wife I have to worry about. I don't mind competing but I don't wish for you to be in trouble. But you are just so hot. A cultured man that can cook is amazing." Rachnera continued to flirt with him.

"Well Hito does a great job but I know he works hard as it is."

"So, are you a married man? Or perhaps have an interest?"

"That's uhhh-"

"Is there a lover?" Rachnera cooed and brought him closer to her chest. "So warm."

"Don't choke the guy. Death is not on the menu." Complained Lala.

"This sensation..."

"Knockers. Got it. Big pervert." Lala nagged.

"I am not. And I don't have a woman. The one I liked in England moved back to France." He replied.

"Oh yes." Mero sighed happily.

"Perhaps we need to find you a wife. Maybe Honey can find you a nice girl. A grand woman who will take care of you at the end of the day. And hotter than the food."

"And this is caffeine? Fuck sake." (FN) is massively concerned.

"You keep dodging the question Handsome." She blew into his ear. "Any chance you can tell me what you like?"

"Someone who appreciates and puts in the same effort as I do?" He said nervously.

"You mean a woman who doesn't drag about fulfilling your desires like its doing the dishes?" She teased.

"Desires?" (FN) gasped.

Kimihito looked around the room. (FN) had the room's attention and how he reacted was going to be the overall mood. The girls were curious now. Wondering if it was baggage or not. Even though they were rather mature (Lala and Rachnera probably the eldest ones) they looked at (FN) because he was around a college graduate age guy. There had to be some secrets. 

"You want her in a swing set? Can be arranged. Tied up? My specialty. Cougars booty calling like middle aged snakes?" She asked.

"Hey! We don't talk about that." Leave my mother out of this... Miia blushed.

"Good Lord woman!" (FN) was starting to sweat. 

"Pick a color she can wear." Now she was leaning in his lap and her rubbing face under his chin. "What if it's something sexy? What do you like? You're a man. You should know. Honey is VERY open minded. You though, you're older."

"Can't go wrong with black?" He guessed.

"You like what you see don't you?" Rachnera licked her lips. "So many busty and clingy girls here. Go on Chef Handsome. Tell me what you like. You like lace?"

"Well, yes?"

"You like sexy underwear?"

"Obviously." He was getting more nervous as time went on. The feeling of half being harmed and half being seduced. 

"You like spillage? Big milky boobies? Jiggle joggers? Dairy cannons?"

"Who's, naming these tits?" (FN) asked.

"Can you drink some water already please?" Sassed Lala.

"I second that." Agreed (FN) from the smothering. 

"Best of luck to your love wife." She hickuped. "Whether that's the U.K., France, or here." Rachnera closed her eyes and hugged him. Her grip getting looser and looser. 

"Uhhh-" He heard a slight snore. "Oh thank God. I'll give it a minute before I move."

"Well that's over rather quickly." Kimihito was relieved. 

"Oh honestly. You're such a bachelor Chef." Lala crossed her arms. "You just want a woman sexing you up when you travel and move when you get bored."

"The relationship in England soured a bit, she accepted a job transfer for the next quarter, and I moved back to get back to my roots. And I can prep fine fish to the kings of meat to the salads and any carb imaginable with time and effort. I did not spend nearly seven days a week trying to make some lass go to the bedroom with me. I am a gentleman with class and fine taste. And I respect every beautiful woman here."

"EH!?" The girls gasped. Except Rachnera that was still dosing happily. 

(FN) slipped out of the spider's grasp and moved to the middle part of the couch. "Sorry if I, offend." He gulped.

"You say that real easily you dumby!" Lala blushed. "How can you do such a thing?"

"Why is it when you compliment a woman its either he is either a pervert or some simp? I don't get it. For crying out loud."

"Well, I'm Death so," Lala poked her index fingers together. "No one has, called me that."

"Seriously?" He stood there trying to figure it out. Remembering the phone call he had from Kimihito and said there are some pretty girls he is staying with. Then add that they were monster girls at that. Who, eat like horses and potentially eat a whale. Looking over at Lala she hid her face from a scarf. Only seeing her eyes. "Any chance we can talk in private?"

"How about the balcony?"

"Sure. Sure." Seems more romantic than anything. A bedroom would be too much. But I wonder if this will be a little more standoff like.

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Looks like Lala is about to say something besides sassy and tsundere remarks. What an improvement. Still a long way to go though.

-Relly