Als mir die Idee kam, fand ich sie toll. Jetzt nicht mehr wirklich. Das liegt daran, dass YouTube nicht so gut mitgespielt hat und den Text konnte oder mir gar nichts geboten hat.

Ich habe bei der von YouTube hochgeladenen Version von Independence! die automatisch erzeugten Untertitel eingeschaltet und mitgeschrieben. Bevor ich anfing, dachte ich, da würde was Lustiges draus werden. Aber das ist nicht wirklich passiert... Ich lade es trotzdem hoch...

Get excited everyone because here we are!
and excited everyone because here we are

The place where our great trail begins!
the place where our great trek begins

Where's that, dad?
where's that dad

You're in Independence!
you're in independence

Welcome to
welcome to

The city so pleasing
the city so pleasing

That everyone's leaving
that everyone's leaving

Fuck it, go west
pocket go west

Watch your backs
watch your backs

The city is bustlin'
the city is bustling

With all kinds of hustlin'
with all kinds of hustling

And grit, go west
intrical west

For Independence
for

Here are just a few things you should know:
here are just a few things you should know

Stay on the trail or you might get lost
stay on the trail or you might get lost

Don't pay the toll, not worth the cost
don't get it all out with the cost

Marry rich so ya don't die poor
is very rich so you don't die poor

A bankers' best, but ya might die bored
out fakers best buy you might die born

And independent
and independent

Take a gander, kids! Independence, Missouri
take a gander kids independence Missouri

Hi! I've got dysentery! You will too unless you stop to rest frequently. My wife and kids all died
hi I've got dysentery you will too unless you stop for us frequently my wife and kids all died

But if I pull through, I'll travel at a steady pace from now on
but if I pull through all travel on a steady pace from now on

What's dysentery, dad?
let's dysentery dad

Nothing we'll ever have to worry about, son
nothing will ever have to worry about son

Don't push your ox too hard, drive it too fast and you'll end up at the lame-footed animals. Then you'll have to kill them
don't push rocks too hard try them too fast and you'll end up with lame footed animals then you'll have to kill

I don't ever wanna kill an animal, dad

You won't have to, son
you won't have to son

Did you know that the first stop on the trail, Fort Kearney, was built by the U.S. Army to protect those bound for Oregon?
did you know that the first stop on the trail for Kirti was built by the US Army to protect those bound for Oregon

I did know that!
that did know days

Ah, thanks for the advice and facts. See kids?
thanks for the advice and facts see kids

Not only is the trail to Oregon fun... It's also fun and edu-ma-cational
now his trail organ fun it's also fun in this way

There's lots to learn
there's lots to learn

Which kid is your favorite?
which kid is your favourite

Not all of them make it
not all of them make it

Of course, sinkholes
of course sinkholes

A nine-month dirge
a night must urge

Every marriage is tested
every marriage is tested

Thank God they invented
thank god they invented

Divorce, trending
divorce trendy

In Independence
hidden

Here's a piece of free advice for you:
here's a piece of free advice for you

Before you go the General Store
before you go the general store

Has all you need and plenty more
has all you need and plenty more

For your I-N-D-E-pendence
for your IND dependents

Hi! Welcome to the general store, I can fix you up with what you need: food, clothes, we even got a sale on wagon tongues- whatever the hell those are
hi welcome to the general store actual fix you up for what you need food clothes we even got a sale on wagon plugs whatever the hell those are

Actually sir, we're doing this trip on a budget
actually sir we're doing this trip on a budget

You know what? I like you, so let me tell you what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna give you one wagon for the price of two, not a penny less!
you know what I like you so let me tell you what I'm gonna do I'm gonna give you one wagon for the price of two not a penny less

And for an extra fifty bucks, I'm gonna throw in an ox... for free!
and for any extra 50 bucks I'm gonna throw in an ox for free

A free ox! Oh boy!
the free ox

We're all friends
we're all friends

There's no war a-brewing
there's no more approving

No one's abusing
no one's abusing

Their rights to own an
their rights to

Ox like me!
ox like me

You'll need a full yolk
or yoke

Their love and care is no joke
their love and care is no joke

It's a job of your love

Independent!

I pride myself on being a very good ox owner, our love is perfectly normal
I pride myself on being a very good ox owner I love is perfectly normal

Moo!
me

Here are just a few rules to live by
here are justified

For your independence!
for your independence

Don't say sorry to your Indian guide
all states are dear Indian guide

They're not prepared for genocide
there's not prepared for genocide

You might die of cholera and you might die of pain
you might not color on you might die pain

But that's okay 'cause you'll probably get laid
but that's okay cuz mama gets laid

By your mom and dad and little kids too
by your mom and dad as little kids do

'Cause you all have to share the same bedroom
cuz ya'll share the same bedroom

Use your kids as tourniquets
use your kids as turn their kids

'Cause they won't help when you're bit
-they won't helpin your bit buy a pair or stay

By a bear!
buy a pair

Or a snake!
or stay

Mother Nature's really great
mother nature really brain

When you're out there on the Oregon Trail
when you're out there your trail

Feels like you are going to fail

But don't give up too soon
give up juicer

The world is your saloon

Um, Mom, I don't mean to be a buzz-kill but do you ever get the idea that maybe this trip isn't gonna be as fun or "edu-ma-cational" as dad says?
to be a buzzkill to do forget the idea that maybe this trip isn't gonna be as fun or educational as dad says

Like maybe you might die or grandpa or dad?
like maybe you might die or grandpa dad

Well, if grandpa dies, that's just God's will. Trust me, kids
well if grandpa dies it's just God's will trust me kids

There's a place for us
[Music]

In a house out west
in a house out west

It's Oregon or bust
it's alright

To save the family crest
save the BAM

That's the promise of the valley
[Music]

Leave all this behind
leave all this behind it

Lord have mercy on my soul
lord have mercy

As I try to lead the blind!
as I tried to leave

Chin up kids
Trishna us kids

Your family's united
if your family's united

I guess I'm excited...
I guess I'm excited

Oh, I'm so excited I pooped myself!
I'm so excited

Let's go where
let's go

The gold rush is soaring
surfing

Let's go exploring

Our independence!

Be prepared to take your life
be prepared to take your life

With an arrow or a hunting knife
with an arrow or a hunting knife

Stop and see Fort Laramie
stop and see Fort Laramie

There's nothin' to see, but you'll have to pee
there's nothing to see but you'll have to pee

Do you understand 'cause you look confused
do you understand concealer confuse

Take a look at scenic mountain views
tale of a scenic mountain views

Stay away from Old Man Bridger
stay away from oh man Bridger

When he's drunk he'll take your liver
when these drunk LLL take your liver

Life is not a petting zoo
life is not a petting zoo

Or you'll get ripped in two
or you'll get ripped into

By a
by

Bear!

Or a snake!

Mother Nature's really great

Staying alive can be lots of fun

Be sure you have a loaded gun
sure

Something will go wrong
Oh

The list is far too long

Declare your independence
depending

Declare your independence
declare your in

Declare your independence
declare your independence

Declare your
[Music]

I!

N!

D!

E!

P!

E!

N!

D!

ENCE!

Diphtheria, leukemia, onomatopoeia

All the same 'cause it gives you diarrhea

Runaway thieves are on the lamb

Leave them up to Uncle Sam

Don't stress
don't stress

Take a breath
can

It might just be your last!
be your last

Friends don't let friends ford the river...
friends don't let friends for the river

Take a ferry!
take a ferry

For your I-N-D-E-pendence
for your ing

Time to hit the road!

So, jetzt habt ihr wieder ein paar Minuten eures Tages mit etwas Unnötigem verschwendet... 

Naja, ich ja auch... Ich sag mal wieder Tschüssssssss!!